it's mum time

good day to let the ducks out

Heterodontosaurus

don't tell him anything you don't want getting around #art

check out this beauty @theuglymachine.bsky.social made for me ♥️

wip dog armor #art #fantasy

fastened #art

TFW all you have is %CrimeGoldTurnIn -1

dreamy

The days are long and slow and pleasant and agonizing.

"I've sampled a decent chunk of the population." ~The Statistics Cannibal

It's 🍂🍃☕FALL☕🍃🍂 besties, you know what that means!!!!* *longing, yearning, a vast implacable emptiness, the yawning dark encroaching

it's 3pm. time for a slice of cheese and an anxious pace around the living room

ah geez #photography

it's times like these (running the sawzall above my head, being showered with rotten wood and shingle debris) i think back on the choices i've made (not wearing safety glasses) and wonder what i could have done better (i should have worn safety glasses)

HUNTR/X GIRLS TO THE WORLD

One of those things that's bothered me for years that I just couldn't put my finger on, thank you mister share zone

If I had to read this today so do you

Hi, we're Landscaping Company, and we're contractually obligated to come to your property to expend hundreds of gallons of fuel to run our deafening machines that do Literally Nothing because we're on week 3 of no rain Please pay us three thousand dollars immediately

give me a minute #art

I'm small-hands-big-hair and this is my best friend big-hands-small-hair, and we look exactly how you're picturing in your mind

threading the needle #art from a few years ago

Everything is very complex and I'm a dumbass, augh!

real shit from my cost accounting textbook

remembering a time a few years ago when I was experimenting with anime-style faces and ended up with this very normal thing #art

Hand forged sleigh bells are available. $65 + shipping. Good for jingling and hundreds of other things, I'm sure. DM me if interested!

Rouses Point, New York Pop: 2,126 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouses_Point,_New_York Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=147207909 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=15828989 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=74639304

probably my favorite kind of art that's objectively bad is the "90s bedroom" nonsense nobody's room looked like that, and if it did, chances are they were a shithead and the only reason anybody hung out with them was to use them for nintendo time

god i hate when this happens

IMMINENT BELL ALERT

milk #art

I'm *begging* accounting and finance textbook writers to use literally any company besides Tesla as an example for everything

HUMAN artists, use only one #art piece to convince people to follow you!

happy birthday george w bush

chicory blade a #swordtember lighting attempt #art

Spending a lot of time hoping things don't come back to haunt me

#art #darkart #environment #lake #nature

she's a 10 but her phylactery is missing

our big tree was full this morning (sound on)

It's a type of self care to learn new and interesting ways to poison yourself

I can tell many of you have never had to shovel shite up a hill. Not a judgement, just an observation.

I've always been in the "there's nothing wrong with 30 FPS" camp, but I fear a combination of 1. Age/vision problems and 2. Default operations of the Xbox series S are gradually turning me into one of Those People

why is yearning the strongest emotion

'twas the corn moon what imagined my dragons

get me a donut #art #twinpeaks

reasons why my perfectly good laundry-hanging day was RUINED

if i ever learn to do what's best for me and take care of myself and love myself as i would a friend, it's over for all of you

The second worst thing you can encounter is a nest of chicken or duck eggs that's clearly been around a long time but that you're only just now finding out about

me trying to get my kids to enjoy being young while they can