There was enough snow melt today for my ducks to have some pond time

Here are some more pages from Decomposer, a graphic novel that I've been doing the artwork for. We have a Kickstarter up at the moment where we're 90% funded so I'd really appreciate if you would check the page out and consider helping us hit our goal. Thanks! Link: tr.ee/MvSNCF_HDS

a guy i made during a pretty bad time in 2021 #art

a stego and friend i drew in 2021 #art

a crab monster i drew in 2022 #art

one of my earliest attempts at painting unsettling interiors. from 2022 #art

a glass sword i painted for #swordtember 2022 #art

Cynics online will tell you the only way to achieve this feeling is hard drugs or alcohol or manic dissociation, but I'm here to tell you it's possible to feel this way in a perfectly natural, sober state by doing just one thing, and that thing is killing

Nothing has quite so effectively illustrated to me that I need to be alone at work than that one time everyone was out at once and I was alone at work

The lamp tilt in this scene turned Jerry from a goofy moron into something really menacing, the blood relation to ruthless Ben becoming apparent. Love it.

Anybody seen my wife? No worries if not

We report: come March, the moon starts moving out of range of our window, and it becomes a bit more difficult to seek it out. Even then, it is impossible to miss the way the sky becomes brighter and brighter every night in its waxing. Tonight, we lean far over the windowsill.

me listening to my favorite songs

Every once in a while I think "pretty people who make pretty art should pay an extra tax or something, it's not fair," but then I remember I've known several people like this IRL, and they all have this genuine magnetism that makes you wonder why you'd ever think something so mean about them

favored son #art

this time I'm really gonna do it #art

Had a pretty good day today so I figure this is caused in large part by just being at work Anyway, fuck capitalism, bosses hang, etc. If anyone you love was ruined it was probably because of this shit

I'm always telling people this

nearly there #photography

Briaredheart Chime

One thing that could perhaps lift your spirits is the introduction of New Flavours

Wreck-it Milf

I dunno man, it almost feels like I no longer see beauty in the mundane, like my existence is that of some gray, hollowed-out thing whose lived experience is defined solely by a mix of anxiety and obligation

If you take any finance or accounting classes, it will quickly become apparent that Enron and Bernie Madoff are the only things that have ever happened in the finance world and that nothing else has ever been worth talking about

hell yeah #art from last year, probably an all time favorite for me

I guess my new motto is gonna be "do it depressed" cuz this garbage kinda hangs around and I still got shit to do

I think what I need is to be placed in the Corprusarium

my daughter's drawing of Paul Bäumer from All Quiet #art

It's easy to feel like you're alone in this world

baby I don't care how big or small, I love them just the same

(driving and listening to Tool behind a slow snowplow when there's nothing on the road) He had a lot to plow He had a lot of nothin to plow

trenchman #art

Today I'm thinking about the toothed pac-man that @theuglymachine.bsky.social and I saw when visiting @crippledgiraff.bsky.social

everyone go say happy birthday to my favorite machine!! ❤️❤️❤️

I'll tell you what their deal is (Happy birthday @theuglymachine.bsky.social ♥️) #art

"did I remember to lock the door..."

I'm thinkin I've got what the youth might call a "fuckass haircut"

Gary Birdshirt's guide to ✨self care✨ 1. Spend 38 years denying your needs and minimizing yourself 2. Learn that you might be worth caring for after all 3. ??? 4. ?????? 5. Beat yourself up for not caring for yourself properly

Around here you're either Patagonia Puffer rich or Ariat Softshell rich and I hate them both

IF YOU SEE THIS POST CRAB

trench glaivier #art

A set of five throwing knives bundled together. A concealed weapon cherished by the raptor assassins. The thin knives fan out when thrown, dealing damage to the target. Each knife deals paltry damage, but the wide range makes it suitable for constraining enemies. #EldenRing

Elden Ring (2022)

Arise, ye tarnished. Check this shit out. #eldenring #metalfeed

"snatched waist?" more like "hatched in haste," am I right? #chickens

thinkin about caves...

Some of my #X-files fan art