second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

If you look like this DM me

I have not forgotten a compliment I got about my bag from a cute girl from 12 years ago

Need a specific, thoughtful compliment to get me through the next week

I’m cute, get with the program

You should see what the carpet is saying about you

Struggling to think of one actual good thing that happened for me this year

I saw this circulatory system bookmark on Daniel Martin Diaz’s IG page and HAD to get one. I also got myself one of his bandannas to either wear or else use as a decorative cloth in my studio. 🐡

Hear the Carpenters cover that Aimee Mann recorded for Tim Robinson's 'The Chair Company'

I gotta watch da Chair Company on mondays cause I get so sleepy Sunday evenings

you could also get some bespoke art for the special pet parent in your life

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

here we go- we are being evicted, and our next court date is tomorrow. i am pretty sure we will be forced to leave. the cheapest apartments i can find are $2700, and most places want 40x that in income!!! maybe through some miracle we can raise that much gofund.me/ee5a3b747

Stop liking all my posts and propose already

The icon, the artist, the art

I wanna meet for coffee and doodle all the people we see

If you can, please support Sam’s artwork. Highly recommend the Garfield-afied Hieronymus Bosch's "Hell" & Seraphim pieces!

There are months where no movies are watched, and weeks where many movies are watched

Coat with a inside pocket, need a coat with a inside pocket

at the risk of inviting only "Garfield" responses, I'm giving you a chance to be more creative

Queen of Swords

There are months where no movies are watched, and weeks where many movies are watched

i hate when my friends and i encounter a very weak monster with incredibly high evasion that gives you a lot of XP but only if you kill it before it runs away

I wanna meet for coffee and doodle all the people we see

not just the cummies, but the pissies and shitties too

at the risk of inviting only "Garfield" responses, I'm giving you a chance to be more creative

how hard can it be (it is the hardest thing I've ever done)

Stella compels you

Sam rules, buy his prints. Stella demands it

not just the cummies, but the pissies and shitties too

you could also get some bespoke art for the special pet parent in your life

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

accidentally downloaded a darting app and now I'm signed up for the world darts championship

Hang on, I’m having a thought

Episode 88 of @dohmancedawn.bsky.social is available wherever you get your podcasts. And as Milhouse would say: “we’re through the looking glass, people”. Which means of course: we’ve hit post time skip one piece! Exciting adventures! New designs! Worse paced anime! We got it all folks!

accidentally downloaded a darting app and now I'm signed up for the world darts championship

oak warden -{ #art | #illustration | #fantasy }-

these things have to keep happening until people's delusions about the way things work are thoroughly broken

I would like to be someone’s favorite person

I wasn’t supposed to be on my phone so much

Art doll is finished (I think)!! Giving him eyes made him feel so AWARE. He’s dead but chill with it

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what's a good personality I can borrow

I would like to be someone’s favorite person

The hater in me sees the hater in you