Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

me in 2001/2 when i was really into bam and looking like butthead

big (trauma) dumper

one thing i learned doing help desk is that if you provide someone with a fix and they never respond it means it's working

got paid today so it's time to buy something stupid

puddle reflections

📧 Years before Google, “Gmail” was a fan email service on Garfield․com; perfect for anyone who hates Mondays. It vanished like lasagne into Garfield's belly, but pawprints remain on the #WaybackMachine ⤵️ web.archive.org/web/20000815... 🧵 #Wayback1T #WebHistory

trying to use acetone to remove my work's logo from a sweater i otherwise like

handing out candy has been a two person effort since we need one person to give out candy and one person to keep the cats inside

in 5th grade i decided i wanted to be 'a man' for halloween and my costume was just a bald cap with a fake mustache and gray blazer

prayfield

passed the exam for the ham radio technician license today mostly because i really want a call sign

he's very talented

i live here

being lulled to sleep by the sound of my usb floppy drive

I need to find this…

latest addition

This WIP is getting closer to being finished. 11x14 markers on Bristol Board. It will be raffled at a Ringling event in the near future. This is part one of three. Thanks! #garfield, #pokemon, #cartoon, #comic, #anime

Garfield honestly lock in with that fit, he looks so amazing

he loves sitting in the dirt

one of the cats woke up and mewed several times and he never mews unless he's upset so i'm pretty sure he just had a bad dream 😭

we were allowed to play quake 3 in my high school typing class as long as no one did any cussing but the teacher found out one of my classmates made his name "asshole" on there and that was the end of that

body poses here are giving medieval manuscript

his favorite spot recently

gucci mane with his odie chain

today at work they asked me to take the news off of the tvs and put flowers and shit on there instead

behold

i made a hermit crab after my own heart using @resprite.bsky.social

i wish i could be a duck or anything else, really - just happened to see a duck when i typed this

may garf have mercy on us all

good evening

no eyes (cannot see)

shaved my beard off today and whenever i see my reflection i get startled

the best part about a big mac is how it falls apart as soon as you pick it up

in metal shop in high school our teacher let us make ninja stars but we had to call them decorative stars

boy are my chemicals imbalanced

only hits homers so he doesn't have to run

garf

off to work

internet just went out again so i guess it's time to go to bed

he's being judgemental

my day

my favorite boomer habit is them telling you exactly what time it is on a voicemail

i'm mr sleepy