left handers are in their right minds 🎓

You had to be there....

[Most annoying voice you’ve ever heard] Barack MOOSSEIN Cowbama

6 y/o: who was the first cow president? me: uhhhh, who 6 y/o: cowbama me: did you make that up? 6 y/o: yeah it's a cool joke

"The time for subtlety is passing. Now is the time for change."

can't believe the island was actually a Gary Larson comic

Kaiju chillout. (Get the print here: gricklemart.com/countryside-... ) #grickledoodle #kaiju #godzilla #cows #chill #calm #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

i bet this is how it felt to write one of those angry letters to the newspaper in 1982

does being the subject of journalism mean i can get verified now?

Obviously its the one with the hats. @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

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They're Made Out Of Beef

They're Made Out Of Beef

Bill Watterson, 1991

in honor of the late great Tom Noonan, i want to encourage everyone to watch (or rewatch) one of my favorite things: They're Made Out Of Meat, an underseen sci-fi short film directed by Stephen O'Regan, starring Noonan and Ben Bailey. Worth the 7 minutes!

On the Heathcliff reddit a user made a rival to Jimmy, that's popular, called Timmy.

I did a string of edits where Jimmy was popular. This being one of my favorites, then in subsequent edits Jimmy goes super Saiyan, fights God, and dies.

Ancient examples of comic creators having poster’s madness: Al Capp (Li’l Abner) was a serial sexual predator who supported gay rights and MLK, but hated hippies. Chester Gould (Dick Tracy) got into a one sided feud with NASA about how best to travel to the moon.

Someday we’ll find it The Rainbow Connection The lovers The dreamers And STIIIIIIIIIIING

I am just happy that he chose this classic collection instead of the book on the shelf labeled “gross jokes”. I look up to many wrestlers like Sting and it would be really disappointing if I saw them reading gross jokes.

My pal Peter got him to recreate it.

i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist

this is an important step in all good research:

Such good investigatory work being done here. So much that I hate to ruin all the Far Side forensics that were done... but I have it on good authority that Sting was actually still chuckling about an anecdote from the Erma Bombeck book he had put down only moments before this photo was taken.

He also hated when people showed up in exactly his same outfit

This reminds me, got a copy of 'Beyond the Far Side' by Gary Larson next to my bed, in case of an emergency.

I'm voting hat as well if only for how prescient it would end up being

If you up the contrast and brightness you can see his eyelid positions through the glasses. Clearly looking at the bottom left cartoon.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

This cow has SEEN some shit.

yes. yes. yes. YES. YEEEESSSS. yes

Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,

Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without a Face Issue #1. Man being side-eyed for using cow tool in coffee.

Stupid sexy pronglers

"It's like I'm holding nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all" (you made me make this additional cow tools meme because of what you said here)

Day #179: Heathcliff (1982)

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) dir. James Cameron

YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GODMOTHER? I'LL BE SURPRISED IF YOU SURVIVE BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOOTCAMP

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Cow tools

every alt band photo

The cow would later go on to disavow both Tim Allen and his politics

Me when the cow leaves her table unattended #cowtools

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