1/2 Smoked herring on toast I didn't have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

🧵 Bread dough lames #cooking #woodworking The device in front is a pretty standard tool for slashing dough for baking. I did not like it at all. The blade sits open and you lose the sheath that comes with it. It doesn't give you control. If you want to do a big slash it's 1/6

1/4 More Work in progress on Mucha I gave up on my original (previous post) because it was just too small for the task. I started a new larger version with a more traditional Mucha framing. Penciled in some key elements, went over to a smaller one to work out a line style that would be truer to

This shed door had outlived its functional life and they wanted it replaced. I asked "Do you want to just get it done or do it right?" They picked the right option. The wood alone was almost $500 because part of "do it right" was doing the whole thing out of cedar.

Over time I have made a few memes for The Princess Bride. Here they are all at once.

1/3 Created by me in 2015. In weekly use until 2020 when mass shootings dried up. If I used it now I'd have to post it multiple times a day.

What if Terry Gilliam was French and made romcoms? youtube.com/watch?v=38ug...

Back to back stories in my feed.

I was seeing a meteor per minute but my attempts to get a picture of any failed. And then the clouds came in. Which was really cool even if it messed up my goals.

Today we celebrate the 100th birthday of the guy that ruined Mary Poppins with a bad accent. Send this as an unsolicited dick pick to anyone, even dykes living in vans down by the river.

1/2 I don't normally post works in progress but I haven't drawn the last few days because I've been busy in the woodshop. This is something vaguely in the style of Mucha and he loved to work in themes of nature. I'm going tropical on this one. #art

Daily bunny no.3166 confronts his two greatest fears

1/2 Lamb pitas Pitas, quick pickled onion and carrots, hummus, lamb, fries. All of it made from scratch. I didn't want to go lamb. I wanted to go cheap pork. But ALDI didn't have any ground pork and the difference between beef and lamb was just 50¢. So lamb it was. #cooking

Pork Ragu & cheese bread I had four pounds of bread dough started and a need to use up a few ounces of smoked mozzarella and some sesame seeds.

Lesser Carolina represent! Whoop whoops. You don't know this but I run a science and skepticism group in the Charlotte area but moved to Lesser Carolina 8 yrs ago. I've been warming about this since long before Bluesky was a thing.

Cora #art #celticknot #penandink

Produce drawer chili. Dry beans and various veg from the produce drawer plus regular items like scratch made chili powder, onion, canned tomatoes, tomato paste, homegrown bell pepper. Veg was all sauteed in smoked hog jowel I rendered and crisped. cornbread. Cost per person: ~$1.70 #cooking

Weird seeing people that support bombing boats without a declaration of war suddenly thinking December 7th, 1941 was a tragedy.

There aren't enough people listing dude as an acceptable pronoun for them.

There's a reason that Facebook didn't pull a Spotify listening age thing. A lot of people would be very disappointed to find out they have the mentality of a 13-year-old.

Something in the vague style of Luis Royo. #art #penandink

CJ the fearless cat and Rose the opinionated angel wing muscovy having a conversation about water rights. #art #penandink

Smoked cheddar and leftover streak omelettes. The steak was free. But for the first time in 8 years I had to buy eggs. Cost per person: $2 Cost if you had to buy the steak, $6. Cost if my hens were laying: $1.50. #cooking

Two weeks ago I woke up because my neighbor's house was on fire. This is from after the flames were out and they were looking for hotspots. Micron, A5 #art #penandink

Steak melt, smoked cheddar, homemade bread. Steak was free. So cost per person was just $2. If you had to buy the steak and crusty bread you'd be looking at $6 per person. Still a bargain. #cooking

They were digging up the yard to install fiberoptic cable today. I asked the guy if I could take a picture, draw it and send him a copy. Micron 005, 02, 03, 08. A5 #art #penandink

Bluesky, do you know any experts, ie professors & museum workers, on 1st century lcenian art, clothing, jewelery, war, iconography? Trying to get some references for a historical drawing but running into conflicting or anachronistic sources. I need your help.

Goats Micron 03, A5 #art #penandink

I dated an angry vegan in high school. But otherwise this is spot on.

#art #celticknot #startrek

Shakshuka, homemade bread. I am once again asking you to try shakshuka. With or without eggs. I'm currently out of eggs. Cost per person: $2.54 #cooking