Abolish isnt enough

Remember in Battlestar Galactica when the cylons recruited human collaborators as a secret police who worked wearing masks to prevent reprisals and a heroic man joined up and suicide bombed them?

Jesus: “That third Arrow? Well you see that was when I was shooting for you”

Klaus Nomi will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Happy Ashley Bobber Day

I realize this puts me in oft mocked MMT territory, but it seems to me the value of taxing the rich is not to fund government but to compress the wealth distribution, so as to ensure those up top are not so disproportionately wealthier than others as to be able to exercise vast undemocratic power.

Crazy that we let presidents setup private libraries to serve as hagiography monuments, rather than just have the National Archives in a central location

This would improve NBC but cause mass suicides in the upper south

AI is stealing the job of those call-in tip lines from the 90s that Gamefaqs killed off

No offense to this person, but it simply does not work if there are 40% of people/congress who like the traitors The constitution was written to obstruct a majority from achieving any sort of redistributive justice, and that just flowed into the levers of justice over the powerful

Convincing my ex-wives that I should be allowed to grow my eyebrows out like the announcer from gladiator

Okay Elons tweet about chess is so much funnier after I played polytopia yesterday

I know its old news but having one of your tweets show up on the discover feed gets you the absolute stupidest morons in your mentions

See ‘n Says are a form of gambling that I cannot condone

My extremely niche political view is that lawyers should be banned from holding government positions

FREEZING COLD TAKES TIME: NE over LAC JAX over BUF HOU over PIT DEN over HOU JAX over NE JAX over DEN CHI over GB SF over PHI LAR over CAR SEA over SF LAR over CHI SEA over LAR SEA over JAX

Licking the stouffer’s frozen lasagna from my spatula like a lesbian licking the blood from her dagger

Ramsey washed

The world has progressed beyond the need for Mark Schlereth

Lets go out there and make our draft picks marginally worse!

it is homophobic of the NFL to throw a penalty on hip thrust celebrations

This is what the “Fuck Dearborn” “Blue No Matter Who” are fighting for

Cant let anyone in the future construct a “Clean US Army” mythology

Crazy to have so many more injuries than any other team every single year (and on safer home grass). Shanahan is worse than Thibodeau

Had too many nachos, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

Crazy how much weaker the ESPN pre and half time shows are than CBS, FOX, or NBC. This is supposed to be what you do

Fuck "God Bless America", Fuck the NFL, and Fuck America

reenacting the Melian Dialogue, but stupid

Haiti gets to run the US for 200 years or so

YMMV actually means Your Mom Might Volunteer

Mayo bowl is getting freaky

Glow up

Football should go back to calling it Ejected instead of Disqualified

I dont want them to win, but Lane Kiffin abandoning a championship team would be hilarious

Charros beans are good luck for today

No miss, I am not picking my nose I just have athletes foot up there

Oregon Marching Band is so high they think they on Naboo

Day has to be one of the least impressive coaches to win a natty

4th and 30, Zach Charbonet should be allowed to punt if the draw play only gets like 10 yards and he cant make the first down

Love the little expressionist addiction story and then a mad scientist with a deathray shows up

Xi, time to deploy the orbital railgun

Maybe a bath and flaying my skin will help. new year, new skin

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

Boss baby all grown up

Wow a patriots pass catcher that only *attempted* murder. Morals are on the upswing in foxboro

Converted some Oathmark dwarves into a General

2000AD was wild

Bears should have tried playing defense today