I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

Someone put the word "Reddit" in front of "atheist", and it convinced you God exists.

Can I just buy a computer without memory? My memory's pretty good, I can just use that.

When I say "Dumbocrats", I am referring to Republicans, the iconic elephant party.

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

Does anyone have any good topics?

My wife and I have no interest in anal sex. It's just too painful, cramming my ass in there.

taking this article at face value, it misses the point. as someone who was in polite society dc when chapo/dirtbag leftism/whatever caught on, the appeal wasn’t “leftism justifies being mean,” it was not treating genuinely evil political positions with respect or legitimacy they got everywhere else

I have angered God somehow. Goodbye.

When I say "Dumbocrats", I am referring to Republicans, the iconic elephant party.

The Democrat establishment cannot go two weeks without itching for war.

But you repeat yourself

Socialism is when socialist, and the more socialist, the more socialister it is.

I already reinvented myself years ago. For me to reinvent myself now would be unoriginal, stagnant, a creative rut.

poised to deliver the gaming toilet

The only two respects in which Japan is high-tech are console gaming and toilets.

Coincidences used in (but as far as I can tell, not explained by) the theory of the Golay code/Leech lattice: 1. (23 choose 0) + (23 choose 1) + (23 choose 2) + (23 choose 3) = 2^11 2. 1^2 + 2^2 + 3^2 + … + 24^2 = 70^2 3. (16 - 2^0)(16 - 2^1)(16 - 2^2)(16 - 2^3) = 8! / 2

Scientists still do not know what sleep is for. This is why I do not sleep. I refuse to engage in pseudoscientific nonsense.

My "Not currently wearing a shirt" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

My grandfather died of a heart attack. As a result, being frightened fills me with fear.

My wife and I have no interest in anal sex. It's just too painful, cramming my ass in there.

There's been a lot of bad faith misreading of me going around. Let me set the record straight: I am a big believer in the Holocaust.

This joke is about how Pakistan commemorates independence day on August 14 while India takes it to be August 15. It is not a factual historical account because that is not what a joke is.

Cilantro tastes like soap to me, because I scrupulously wash all my vegetables with soap.

Can you tell me what's ironic about this?

Goomba fallacy. Whoever you have in mind who said risque jokes are intrinsically immoral is someone who isn't me. It is not hypocrisy on my part to be different from someone else.

Coincidences used in (but as far as I can tell, not explained by) the theory of the Golay code/Leech lattice: 1. (23 choose 0) + (23 choose 1) + (23 choose 2) + (23 choose 3) = 2^11 2. 1^2 + 2^2 + 3^2 + … + 24^2 = 70^2 3. (16 - 2^0)(16 - 2^1)(16 - 2^2)(16 - 2^3) = 8! / 2

I don't understand why Sridhar is getting such heat over this joke. There are much worse things in the Marvel canon than the holocaust. Thanos killed trillions of sentient beings and people tell jokes about him all the time

Each one of these three posts over three years is 100% factually true. You don't bury survivors. Look it up.

My post must not be antisemitism, then, given your reaction.

I don't claim to be great at dating, but my flirting technique did get me happily married.

It's deliberately equivocal because that provides the joke.

Nothing matters. Life isn't going to be good. Things only matter if you think there's some knob you can turn, some configuration of settings, that will make life good.

Sridhar, I'm hearing reports that people who were registered Republican were turned away and not permitted to vote in the democratic primaries tonight.....@doj please investigate

The joke in question is on Twitter rather than Bluesky because it is a quote tweet of a post on Twitter. But I invite my Bluesky fans to enjoy it as well. x.com/i/status/206...

Hi, is this you? nitter.net/RadishHarmer...

@radishharmers.bsky.social What's up with the Holocaust denial?

Cilantro tastes like soap to me, because I scrupulously wash all my vegetables with soap.

Incredible. A complete Democratic sweep of the New York primaries.

Anything I can do, an LLM can do better. Except the things I like doing. But I still have to do the things I don't like doing, that an LLM can do better, for a job, instead of getting to do the things I like doing.

How do you know which league you're in? How many leagues are there?

I've made the biggest mistake of my life. I've also made the best decision of my life. I've also made all the other choices inbetween.

The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916

June 22 is my birthday. I am 41.