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The Internet sucks now, yet the pre-Internet is gone. We've enshittified life.

Can we just have LLMs take over air traffic control already?

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

We know where ICE agents are going to be on Monday. They're going to be at airports. We should bomb the airports. Perhaps universities too.

I have been lazy my whole life. I was always in trouble for not doing assigned work in first grade and I am still against work today. Laziness is my first pride and joy.

How can this go on for another 3 years?

Mechanical rule enforcement is so stupid.

We know where ICE agents are going to be on Monday. They're going to be at airports. We should bomb the airports. Perhaps universities too.

Rabbis are spiritually Israeli.

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I post these lazy punchline-free vents on Bluesky as even tweeting doesn't really exist anymore, not in the way it used to during that brief period when there was by fluke of history a place and an audience for doing it well.

Nothing I wanted to do with my life really exists as a possibility anymore.

So does this mean I've died, or 86 has died, or how does it work?

nothing better illustrates the desperate search for a media business model like a 50MB web page with a 90:10 ad-to-content ratio

I used to think about math as a young child. And here I am, still thinking about math nearly four decades later. Pathetic. Grow up.

Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

If you like the Oscars, or don't like the Oscars, or have heard of the Oscars, then you may enjoy this sketch I once wrote about the Oscars.

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

It’s so funny opening google and seeing a cute “google doodle”, belongs to another age, immediately thinking “your service barely works anymore and you’re evil I don’t care if it’s pi day fuck you” haaa

I'm a bit sore, from my life

The fact that wild animals have brains is upsetting. That's OUR thing.

Two things can be true. Two things can't be true.

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

Nothing good ever happens. Stop hoping or trying.

We must destroy time's arrow, so that in the future, we may return to the past.

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

I find this slapdash reporting implausible. It's hard to believe the president would knowingly target young girls.

Americans are posting in paranoid hysterics, as though they're in any danger, as though any reaction from Iran would reach over here. Relax. As I understand from the theory of war and its endgames, we will be safe, as the Ayatollah can only attack diagonally.

Nothing good ever happens. Bring back nothing ever happens.

I regret nothing. Specifically, the nothing I've accomplished with my life so far.

I understand how a non-racist could know of the N word. They could have read it in classic text "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn". But what's damning is knowing how to pronounce it. That goes beyond mere academic well-readness. Such knowledge can only be learnt on the street.

I understand how a non-racist could know of the N word. They could have read it in classic text "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn". But what's damning is knowing how to pronounce it. That goes beyond mere academic well-readness. Such knowledge can only be learnt on the street.

When I heard what that guy said at the BAFTAs, it turned my stomach. I hate N words. I hate hearing N words and I hate seeing N words.

It is important to remember that, despite popular portrayal, only about 10% of people with Tourette syndrome suffer from coprolalia. The other 90% just shout "the N word" and not the actual word.

It is important to remember that, despite popular portrayal, only about 10% of people with Tourette syndrome suffer from coprolalia. The other 90% are genuinely racist.

A lot of ignorant commentary about the outburst at the BAFTAs, from people who haven't bothered to do five seconds of research. In Britain, that word means "cigarette", and it is spelt with the R before the E. It is customarily pronounced with the "hard R" in Scotland, but non-rhotically in England.

There is only one way to make amends. Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo must now be permitted to call one person of their choice the N word (once each). Horrifying as such Hammurabian justice may seem, they must be given a kind of "N word pass".

There is only one way to make amends. Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo must now be permitted to call John Davidson the N word (once each). Horrifying as such Hammurabian justice may seem, they must be given a kind of "N word pass".

I aspire to someday write a joke that is used on an officially televised or streamed comedic program. Just one validated joke once would suffice.

Whenever you see people talking about "the left" and complaining about "the left", they are referring to me. I'm the guy who did the bad things and caused the problems. I'm the one who hates technology, and so on.

Come on now. This is the sort of thing computers can do perfectly.

Medicine is woke.

I don't know how to be happy. Can someone else be happy for me?

Phrenology is deeply embedded in our culture. We consider blockheads as dumb and eggheads as smart. When a student is a dunce, we remedy the problem with a tapering cap.

My sex addiction has gotten so bad. I've started sucking dick for sex.

[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.

I've never been able to get a straight answer on what iykyk means.