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guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo

nobody is talking about how the real disclosure in disclosure day was the interview steven spielberg gave to the times where he confirmed that ET is wet

*Pixies voice* this Noel's GONE to Hooters

Throwback

You couldn't make the office now of days...... They'd have to call it the work from. Home!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🫣Can I say that!!?

What's good new york

Knicks in five!

Doing Riley Gaines numbers - congratulations Governever Mace

Knicks in fourrrrrr

Grogu, or the 120 days of Sodom

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

THE NEW YORK KNICKS

Hey at least Cleveland has all of that art and culture to fall back on

She weaponize my slush fund til I Blanche.

Why does Victor Wembanyama, the largest basketball player, not simply eat the oth- *aide whispers in my ear* Oh he does? Oh, great.

It turns out if you're on the outside of a ship when it goes to hyperspace it's a lot like being microwaved, and so Grogu just gets everywhere.

Odyssey trailer rules. Why are we purity-testing the Odyssey? You didn't hear it declaimed in the Agora, you read it in English in a book. It was already transformed for your enjoyment - what's one more transformation?

Yeah I'm pretty torn up about InfoWars closing down too, but we will rebuild

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

if you just need to feel a little joy for a minute or three, you can listen to @tedleo.bsky.social covering Tears for Fears for free on the internet. youtu.be/J85N8kvsdd0?...

It's the sequel to Eat, Pray, Love 🏋️🍆🛼

Sorry I just found out what The Amazing Digital Circus is and it's just ST:VOY S2E23: "The Thaw"? Like that's it? They're doing a theatrical release for functionally the last ten minutes of The Thaw. Ok.

Thinking about how nobody ever gets the message behind "oh I've mapped out your defenses perfectly and know exactly where to strike to trigger them" again. For no reason of course

Hey do you think Alex Trebek leads a daily masterclass through the trivia of the universe up there, or do you think he just rests

Man, we've hit the era of RE:RE:FWD:Our War Crimes

No! No!!

My doctor says I have Colony Collapse Disorder

No but there SHOULD be a Collegiate Quidditch game set in New England in the mid 2010s. Build your team! Manage your polycule! Get a job in marketing!

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Lawbert Mueller, as he was known

I swear to god this is going to drive me insane. Read the article! The author is saying they can be driven autonomously! Your jokes about soldiers dying inside of them don't make sense!

More like One Oscar After Another

At Quark's, obviously

My biggest pet peeve with the Hormuz thing is that everybody is talking about Fitzcarraldo, a movie about the futility of trying to hoist a boat over a mountain, instead of Burden of Dreams, a movie about actually physically trying to hoist a boat over a mountain and how futile that actually is.

You can use Hot Jabba as a useful shorthand for the kind of fan Disney is trying to attract with this movie. I call it the Hutt Fucker Proxy.

Evil halal guy (haram guy) who dyes his sauces the wrong colors

the chips are down. an administration on the ropes. the legitimacy of a regime hanging in the balance. donald j trump has one last desperate shot to turn this whole thing around with an epic speech

i’ve decided there won’t be a blizzard today and i invite you all to join me in this general strike. they can’t snow us all in without our consent!

Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever

CONCLAVE THEMED FREE SKATE

A skater's rotation is how long his day be

LISAN AL'GAIB

Dudes love to be named Mac Forehand

*wisely* famke kok

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

Ring cameras are only ever good for catching process servers in a lie in housing court proceedings. Surely there's an alternative, tho

Becoming the most sacked QB in Superbowl history on a turnover to touchdown, the refs should offer Drake Maye a tanto.