@saimihanma.bsky.social 🫡🕴️

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Pulitzer Prize photo right here.

🕯️like to charge, repost to cast 🕯️

*taps sign*

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

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What we know, final edition of the night: [Now in 3 parts] —Prop 50 wins —VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG —Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS —Dems defend NJ-Gov —Dems win NJ+VA trifectas —Mamdani wins —PA Dems win state supreme court —ME anti-mail voting measure loses —GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices

mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals

Blessed is the source of life that is good and makes good things happen. Zohran will be a blessing for NYC -- even to his haters, because that is how being a good leader works. THANK YOU NYC!

Anderson Cooper just asked DiBlasio if there are “warning lessons in these victories” on a panel with two Rs and Rahm Emmanuel. 🫠🫠🫠

Please check all that apply

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Spencer doesn’t miss

Read the responses and you will understand why the campaign is successful.

GO MINNEAPOLIS!!

This is an incredible thread

Gonna take me a while to say something cogent about Dick Cheney. Might let what I’m thinking and feeling simmer and hope something more creative comes out of it.

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

Elaine Welteroth, former editor-in-chief of Teen Vogue and youngest editor of Condé Nast ever, and the 2nd African American to hold this position, changed Teen Vogue to be more politically conscious. Traffic to TeenVogue.com: 2.7M to 9.2M visitors a year, print subscriptions jumped 535%

manifesting

Truly, ‘70s Brooklyn Heights movies are the best movies. #TheSentinel

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my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over #SaturdayPoem

@pftompkins.bsky.social For you, the living, this mash was meant, too!

how is this even a negotiation, do cops actually run this country

May Jamaica make it through this 🙏

Mamdani did this without tacking to the center by accepting republican framing and throwing marginalized people under the bus or even apologizing for being socialist; something that party operatives who actually want to win might learn from.

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

We’ve already seen quite a few examples of ICE agents trying to kidnap someone and eventually giving up and running away because a crowd had gathered and shouted them down. That’s EFFECTIVE.

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

If it’s true that I’m aging into a taller Titus Welliver as Bosch, except not a cop or a PI, that’s not terrible, right?

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I’m gonna forgive the Bulgarian conflation of Irish and English goodbyes here, because “they heat up like an Albanian radiator” is one for the ages.

well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.

FOLKS…

HBD to the great @beautypill.bsky.social!!

Honored to have played both old & “new” 9:30, worked with with the amazing staff, some old friends, some new each time, AND with IMP, who’ve always been kind & generous. Honored now to stand with the workers pursuing a union & voluntary recognition! ❤️✊❤️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Dicks out at the airport now

My band Ekko Astral is releasing our first song in a year — “horseglue” — this Wednesday on @topshelfrecords.com. It is a deeply personal call for moral courage aimed directly at the beltway media elite. Share this widely & brace yrselves, this is the hardest song we’ve ever dropped. 📰 🩸

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

I really hope an editor pays Lisa to write this thread up. it’s a great example of how academic work contributes to movement work. @bostonreview.bsky.social? @therumpus.net?