whooooo girl

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

democrats if this happened in the US

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

cal raleigh represents guys with donk and yankees fans are just upset he broke mickey mantle's record

*fumbling around in the dark for the right sized nail like jean claude van damme in bloodsport passing off the ref after he gets blinded to clean my slider*

still pissed about losing ww2 with japan, some simulator game on sega saturn. just wrecked shit with their air force until i was about to invade america, and then it was like game over all these years later i'm assuming it was the bomb

man if i had a p.k. ripper right now

Clapping like on Family Feud going "GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER"

shut the fuck up idiot

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

when you nutt and she keep succin

when I hear there’s a modern kimono jacket with an American twist

getting ready to fight the local police over harassing my neighbor

these edibles ain't shit *fifteen minutes later*

when you have that extra beer already on deck

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

you don't need to click bait this youtu.be/cygv52I0XIM?...

me trying not to set off the garage light

they should have taught this in school

this needs to change

anyway here’s @vivmccall.bsky.social with some extremely good and extremely fucking sobering reporting on the recent surge in random hate crimes directed at trans women in Seattle. Please be careful, everyone. www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

seasoned croutons with cheese slices *and scene*

killdozer but ice

derrick henry got his balloon popped

every gm that didn't make a play for lamar at the time should be banned from football

[Jabba the Hutt voice] boox palma two, ho ho ho

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

LOL

I think if you're GWAR, having Libs of TikTok introduce you to her entire dingbat audience is probably the best thing that could possibly happen

Tylenol’s lawyers

Miller’s Crossing is 35. Albert Finney had such a good time making Miller’s Crossing that he turned up on his day off to appear in drag when Gabriel Byrne bursts into the ladies room.

the best part of training day is cliff curtis being mexican

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

funniest outcome of this whole thing is charlie's wife coming out as some crusader and they'll leave her ass on the side of the road somewhere in about 3 months

four verts all day - russell wilson

had to go back and make sure i wasn't insane but this guy was getting sacked the minute he got drafted

these refs need to stop doing the italian workout

Has enough time passed where I can point out this was posted early in a week which would get much worse