seems like we have a ceo problem

the royal we, you know the editorial

you know we can all see your reply tab right

first time behind the wheel of an actual car, tried beating a red light. instructor (who was also a wrestling coach) slammed on the brakes, screamed at me "what the hell are you doing!" and i said i was trying to beat the light. pulls me out of the car and failed me for the day

Barack Obama holds press conference to debunk rumors that he is the lead singer from Korn (2015)

Ally P. Dogg at MF DOOM mural in Las Vegas NV. #dogs #hiphop

it's been a splinter in my brain for years but i just realized who matt looks like

the ol' Marty Broduer

I made the claim that the FBI declared the Black Panthers dangerous, not because they were Black nationalists or supremacists. They weren't. They were dangerous because they preached racial *solidarity*. But don't take my word for it! Listen to Fred Hampton's own words. Turn on closed captions.

Using a board with a nail in it as the shoulder patch is fantastic

the upper peninsula of michigan could out drink every californian ten to one

yeah you old and can fly but i never died by bb gun

people in illinois drove north to binge drink

fireworks and drinking has the pole position let's not kid ourselves

this breaks my heart as someone who was there defector.com/50-years-lat...

everyone in this movie was given free rein youtube.com/shorts/18nb5...

watching ngolo kante highlights as one does and how good was that leicester city team in 2015, just absolute madness

my jaw is agape www.theroot.com/foolish-blac...

I can't believe that just in my lifetime we went from the conscious Black Pride hip hop of the 90's to the "Harriet Tubman wasn't real" Tik Toks of today.

They emphasized black joy and triumph in concert with the fight for equality. And made sure that when things got heavy, like Jackie Robinson marching for civil rights, they busted out the quote that brings smiles to everyone, maybe the greatest MLB quote ever:

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation

not uncle Bob youtu.be/i-2kXcQgs_w?...

this is the one time i'm ready for bed

they financed a secondary pedophile ring and are just full speed ahead, all these people should eat flames

flipping channels and prohibition episode of kitchen nightmares

this song fucking owns youtu.be/Mh9ClI91K98?...

i'll fight both of those motherfuckers in a parking lot on god

oh no

Tyrese Maxey on why the young gun USA Stars won the All-Star Game: "We won because we young and turnt."

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

Obama: Aliens are real. I haven’t seen them personally, but I did inhabit one briefly via a form of extraterrestrial possession. The team of scientists that developed this technology was executed in front of me. Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?

"OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." This isn't a dead canary in the coal mine, it's a miner. AI doesn't work. www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

Is it good or bad that an agency that is technically involved in law enforcement is using ideas from the serial killer playbook?

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night

Get rekt

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

we don't have enough call of duty players to make this happen?

this old school is like a cross between spoken word and jazz, forgot about this youtu.be/umgVauWq5QI?...

basic bars can't be topped youtu.be/hDafHoKTmSQ?...