So here is the whole Othmann/Fowler incident, he doesn't even try to avoid the Rocket netminder man

Tobie Bisson into the empty net, and the Rocket are going to win a wild one at Place Bell!

Alex Belzile gives Laval the lead as he cashes in on a Sean Farrell rebound 3-2 Rocket!

Simoneau gets speared in the nards, and the officials have let this game get entirely out of hand

The officials just let Lucas Condotta beat the ever-loving crap out of Brennan Othmann for hitting Jacob Fowler

Inside you, there are two grooms at a wedding

Honestly yeah, between him and Florian for a fourth line role Davidson is just the one currently producing goals like mad, long overdue to give him a look

Incredible snipe by Joshua Roy and it's tied up again at Place Bell!

This is somehow not worthy of goaltender interference

Jared Davidson keeps his hot streak going with his eighth goal of the year Rocket and Wolf Pack tied 1-1

The rain today is the type of rain where I just order some Indian takeout and replay Final Fantasy VII for the 39th time

“I mocked a child and therefore am the hero” It truly must be wonderful to be so dumb all the time

It's always beautiful to see someone capture the little things around the city that make it feel like home

It's always fucking Bratt

FEEL THE THRILL

Is Kirby back

The gyro we all needed

What’s the biggest sandwich you’ve eaten personally that caused bodily harm? I once made a Big Mac with nuggets for the middle bun when I worked a closing shift at McDonald’s

Idk man, if someone is hurt and can’t play I’d like to give Adam Engström a game or two

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

Be sure to check in on all the kids from high school who have never left their hometown This NYC mayoral election is basically their 9/11

God I love that right wingers continually create the coolest possible socialist propaganda without trying

You can slide tackle someone, but definitely not ever break their stick

Mr Mayor, what do you think about reducing the number of screen passes and getting Keon Coleman more involved downfield

Can’t believe we’re gonna see Dershowitz do a Budd Dwyer impression

Habs and Flyers fans on a random Tuesday in November

The flyers, sponsored by Boeing apparently

Lane Hutson just sent that poor French Canadian to Le Realm Shadow

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IVAN DEMIDOV

Garrett Rank should be officiating a beer league, Jesus Christ he’s bad at this

Devon Levi do you want to be a Montreal Canadien

That cross checking standard will evaporate by the third period

Voted, Go Bills

*man walks into a subway* (Thousand yard stare as the scent of condiments fills the air)

No joke, this and High Priest of Saturn is what kicked all this off

I’ve had a music itch for weeks that I couldn’t quite scratch Turns out it was what I can only describe as “Outer Space Stoner Metal”

Cue the music

Naturally Drake didn’t mention this in his Kendrick lawsuit…a small detail A MINOR one if you will

Look, I don't agree with this dude on almost anything BUT 1. He fucking hates Cuomo, which point in his favour 2. He seems like a completely made up Sacha Baron Cohen character and I need to know more

Noted posh city of gentrification, Buffalo New York

A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW

SHUT UP DORK

Oh cool, time for noted clock management expert Sean McDermott try to outcoach Andy Reid again

Paying homage to one of the GOATs

Since when can you challenge intentional grounding?

Cole Bishop legacy game??

Travis Kelce just got his SHIT rocked by Cole Bishop

"Every time Butker misses a kick, a woman gets her graduate degree"-My wife from the other room