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I was young once and the Canadiens shot the puck

If you think about it FaceID incentivizes someone to murder or incapacitate people when they mug you so that they can get into your iPhone accounts and passwords

I don’t understand why JLo was and is a thing. Been bored by her for 30 years.

Yesterday vs today

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In good news, your advocacy for science funding is paying off! Congress has just rejected the massive cuts to NASA's 2026 budget. (Sadly, they didn't include a provision for saving @ncar-ucar.bsky.social but we use this win to keep fighting!)

Full survey results show American public have high levels of confidence in scientists while revealing some partisan differences (including on how to fund science), but statements asserting lost trust should be read instead as intentional efforts to degrade trust. www.pewresearch.org/science/2026...

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the Habs not being done when down in the third

It is weird to see a pretty good Buffalo team that doesn’t have Danny Brière, Alexander Mogilny or Gilbert Perreault on it

70% chance reporter Chris is naked from the waist down

I’m pretty sure goalies ‘want every goal against back’. Doubt any are saying to themselves ‘great shot, I was screened, glad it went in’.

I expected the Sabres to come out flat tonight after having to spend the last couple days in Buffalo

I suspect Rangers would immediately get a Sabres-like boost if they canned Drury

Next headline: “Amish community excommunicates itself further from society, ‘we’re just not happy’”

My glass is most definitely half full. These are the lessons that need to be lived. The Wilde Goats is actually a positive. More positives are Danault and Montembeault. And to round out the COTW, the Wilde Cards is Demidov’s path to the Calder Trophy. globalnews.ca/news/1161219...

You cannot lose a couple games in a row in regulation and still be reliably in a playoff spot this year. Only NJD, OTT, CBJ, and NYR veering towards being fully out because everybody else so reliable. Hard to believe Bruins still in thick of it. Exhausting.

This is the most mediocre set of NFL teams to be the last eight in my recollection. Every game looks like preseason. I’m a Patriots fan and they made the playoffs because of weakest schedule in recent history and may not face much harder if they keep winning. The mediocrity is real.

For comparison, if I had played tonight I’d have been a -6.00 according to DraftKings

Rick Bowness is (1) still alive and (2) has just been adjudicated to be the best human alive for the Blue Jackets head coaching job.

Canes came back from 3-0 in third albeit now on PK

There are very few people I hate, now and in history. Contrary to what you might infer on here, I do not like the concept of or use of the word ‘hate’. Everybody deserves compassion. I fucking hate Donald Trump.

I’m watching NFL. How’s Dobes’ last start this year going?

Go not Steelers

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

Are these white McMansions with black windowpanes everywhere or just in the northeast US? They are going to look terrible fast seeing as they already look terrible

I really need some of y'all to stop fat shaming the nazis and focus on nazi shaming them.

Bruce lyrics recapping how I feel this morning after the Habs game last night

I really can't stress enough, when the Twitter people arrive here, you gotta block. You can't engage. You must block. You can't reward assholes with engagement

When Caleb Williams looks in the mirror Caleb Williams likes what he sees

Two bad teams. But the Packers… woof.

Losing sucks. I don’t care if you’ve won 10 in a row it makes me want to fight someone.

With Habs loss and Boston, TB, OTT wins Habs move from first in division to last in conference

I remember a few years ago when people said ‘when we start contending Detroit, Ottawa, SJ, Anaheim will be our main competition’ and I was like ‘those other teams that suck whatever’ but guess the future is now

Hrudey is bragging using a third person lol

Nice idea but this has to be stopped these kids are going to get killed when the game starts

My daughter is into Barbie’s and most of them have tiny little pelvises that would be an obstetric nightmare but not this one 🤔

Far left people who equate the two parties remind me of far right people in their binary view of all things

To be clear about shooting: I am angry at conditions that put underqualified yahoo militia in the streets and cause terror. I understand there may be different views on the act itself even if it seems cut and dry to me. But the circumstances were a decision as is the black and white MAGA reaction.

"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying." Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

I’m really FUCKING PISSED

If you’re terrified, step one before you take out your gun is to put away your mobile phone. You don’t take out your gun while making a video with my other hand. At a MINIMUM this demonstrates an unqualified enforcement officer. And apparently they don’t wear body cam?

Textbook definition of gaslighting. To have such a starkly different read of that video, which is just a video, is terrifying. The guy was holding his phone and hurt so bad he didn’t drop it and he said ‘fucking bitch’. Basically was afraid of a trash-talking lesbian yet walked right in front of car

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

I do think other nations should boycott World Cup - or US games, and that in a fair world US would be excluded from Olympics. I hope other democracies figure out a long term plan for greater economic and defense independence. These are really dark times.

The world is sick of hearing 350 million Americans saying that they are helpless and didn't vote for this. This is collective recklessness nonetheless. It has to be stopped BY the People, since the US and its leaders have gone rogue.

GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER: “.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish .. “.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”

If you see this post a vampire that isn’t dracula