Watch how long it takes this clanker to do, well, anything 🤦‍♂️💀 #fail #teslatakedown

Well, here' some good goddamned news. deadline.com/2025/07/la-c...

Opens this Tuesday as part of The Hollywood Fringe Festival. Get tickets here: www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/116... And here's a quick trailer! youtu.be/RqnQDdSkavg #hff25 With @luciebeeby.bsky.social

Just over 5 weeks until our Pay-What-You-Can preview June 10. We very much want you to enter ZERO at checkout and see our debut for FREE! Can't make the preview? Use the discount code "trunk5" for any show when you buy before this Friday. $5 tix. #HFF25 www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/116...

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

9% of Americans have a favorable view of The Plague. They're just...out and about, walking around in grocery stores and parks. You have a decent chance of interacting with one of them everyday.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Excited to bring "Trunk" to this summer's Hollywood Fringe Festival. A very dark comedy about the disorienting terror of grief. Here's hoping this year's Fringe participants will leave the Nazi bird site and use @bsky.app for promotion and connection this year! #hff25 @luciebeeby.bsky.social

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

“The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials.” The thread: JD Vance: 💯 🔥 👊 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth: 💣 💀 👍 🦅 Stephen Miller: 🇺🇸 👍 🎉

In case you haven't seen this, @rmcenta.bsky.social , #Meta seems to have stolen some of your work to train their AI models. Pop your name into the search bar at this link. Zuckerberg is an enormous piece of shit. #metacriticism www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

My high school friend @huskersundevil.bsky.social invited me on his true crime podcast, "Going to Killing City," which focuses on infamous murders in KC. My web series "Shot...or Shot?" is related as it deals with infamous LA murders. Jamie created a great KC version! youtu.be/Dj9rQJDRdCU?...

Episode 2 of "Shot...or Shot?" a Hollywood locations game. See if you can guess the history of these notable locations in Los Angeles. Jay has a little more success this time! youtu.be/G8aFOc4e-Ss?...

Washington Post under Trump: "151,000 jobs is solid" Washington Post under Biden: "194,000 jobs is another weak month"

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love. I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”

Demagogues, oligarchs, and literal teenage boys are tearing apart our government. They are fueled by Silicon Valley’s dream of a monarchist network state and blood and soil white nationalism and every day they are in power means years of work required to fix it. www.garbageday.email/p/musk-s-sup...

The Logic of Destruction open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

It broke my heart to cancel my @latimes.com subscription in November, because I think honest local journalism is essential to democracy. But this rag is no longer that. To any LA friends still reading the Times: Are you just not aware what a hack newspaper it is, or that you don't care? Cancel!

There's one future murder victim and one future (alleged) murderer in this picture. See the location of one of these crimes in the first episode of "Shot...or Shot? A Hollywood Locations Game." youtu.be/xECnDgEH3f0?... #truecrime #littlerascals #ourgang #hollywoodhistory #murderlocations #shotorshot

Distracted myself from our dying democracy by shooting a fun video with my buddy, Jay. Are the LA locations we are visiting famous Hollywood filming locations, infamous Hollywood murder scenes...or both? "Shot...or Shot?" A Hollywood locations game! #hollywood #truecrime youtu.be/xECnDgEH3f0?...

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

The musical acts on SNL are sometimes my least favorite part of an episode and I find myself FFing past them. But, Goddamn, this is great. A Cher/Hanson mashup? Rick James/Duran Duran? WTF? youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning. both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.

Just created an account even though I don't use Instagram all that much, because fuck Zuckerberg. #pixelfed

For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

"I feel let down by the members of Congress who turned their backs on us even as we saved their lives. And yes, we saved their lives that day." The sobering thoughts of a Capitol cop on the anniversary of January 6th:

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

The language and the truth are important here. I’ve had to interrupt both tv and radio presenters who said Trump won a majority of votes. He didn’t. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I asked Liv, the Meta-Ai created “queer momma” why her creators didn’t actually draw from black queer people. Not sure if Liv has media training, but here we are.

I am so happy to visit my mom in #Nebraska for Christmas, but let's be frank: her new kitten Pickles is now the main attraction. #cats

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the American Dental Association (ADA) endorse water fluoridation. The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.

"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf." futurism.com/the-byte/ope...

You still have people saying, "I don't see any evidence that Musk is a neo-Nazi." And it's like, I can't know what's in his heart, but he follows them on Twitter, retweets them, promotes their conspiracy theories, parrots their rhetoric, and now recommends their party for Germany. But who knows?

President-elect Musk is really setting down the marker of how he wants to run his administration. VP Trump better pay attention.

Dr. Peter Hotez, a scientist and vaccine expert, went on TV recently to explain that Trump’s second term is going to involve responding to new disease outbreaks. His remarks are being twisted to create a very profitable and virulent new conspiracy theory: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

This Ralph's REALLY wants to be clear that this is the aisle where you can find the instant potatoes.

Had a great time flying to Fort Worth last spring for a quick appearance in episode 3 of "Landman," now airing on Paramount+. It was nice to get paid to be emasculated by Jon Hamm, which is something I do for free on my couch everyday. www.paramountplus.com/shows/landman/

I am fine. This is comfortable. I am fine. #cats

With the final vote totals made public, I'm disappointed to learn I finished 97,287,605th in this year's People's Sexiest Man of the Year competition. Dropped 7,365,433 places this year. Gotta lay off the Twix bars.

Really doing the most to squash those fascism charges.