Cape Verde has about as many people as Omaha. You really need to step it up, Omaha.

I'm on Cape Verde Zillow. I want to live among these legends.

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

Got around to making episode 3 of "Shot...or Shot?" a Hollywood locations game. Check out three notable Los Angeles locations and make your guess: Is it a famous Hollywood filming location, an infamous Hollywood murder scene, or both. Always hilarious to work with my buddy Jay. youtu.be/B0PqHHKApMg

Good crowd at the World Cup viewing party in the park right across the street from me. Mexico vs Korea. I love my neighborhood and I love Los Angeles!

Joe Rogan looks like the detective in the smallest town Dateline has ever featured, about to railroad a black guy with only circumstantial evidence.

“What would have to happen for me to concede that the United States is beyond hope?”

Ed Grimley playing the triangle has backed out of Freedom 250. #Freedom250

Finally addressing all the accusations…

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Half blind senior dog fights a bear to protect her family, but also is scared of the vacuum cleaner. 😂 We truly don't deserve #dogs www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Joining the fun. #nokings

The U.S men’s hockey team can take those gold medals and shove em’ deep.. @usahockey.bsky.social #olympics #menshockey #teamusa #trump #epstein

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

🧵How Putin Pulled Off The Greatest Intelligence Operation in History: Putin's Small Investments Have Yielded Large Returns This is a story about the best investment anyone’s ever made—anytime, anywhere. Not a company. Not a weapon. Not a technology. An idea. open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...

If Democrats in leadership had any juice (or any kind of clue at all), there would a bill outlawing guns at any protest on the floor TODAY. Watching Republicans choke on their Pretti talking points would give me a month-long erection.

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

I search myself once a week to keep tabs on how/where my acting career is presented online (and also because of crippling vanity). Delighted to find that I am an entry on the website "Dead or Kicking?" Even more delighted to learn I'm still alive.

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

Now that I have made my way to the end of Stranger Things, I feel it's important to note that I never really did understand what the fuck was happening.

The new CDC #2 has a history of supporting medical gibberish. Pro Ivermectin as a “treatment” for COVID, yet against mass vaccine campaigns. It will fall to leaders at the state level and coalitions like the West Coast Health Alliance to fill the massive gap. #WCHA @governor.ca.gov

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

Trump, after 5 minutes in a room with Zohran: "The gears of capitalism are oiled with the blood of the workers."

I wrote about Ta-Nehisi Coates and Ezra Klein, why swallowing live frogs is a bad idea, and how context and history can release you from bright-kid syndrome, the illusion that you yourself are going to have every answer or fix the world.

Solidarity signs are popping up in restaurants across Los Angeles. They're a simple but powerful way to say we know our rights and we've got each other's backs. To download your own solidarity sign and for more free Know Your Rights resources, head to ilrc.me/protect

Watch how long it takes this clanker to do, well, anything 🤦‍♂️💀 #fail #teslatakedown

Well, here' some good goddamned news. deadline.com/2025/07/la-c...

Opens this Tuesday as part of The Hollywood Fringe Festival. Get tickets here: www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/116... And here's a quick trailer! youtu.be/RqnQDdSkavg #hff25 With @luciebeeby.bsky.social

Just over 5 weeks until our Pay-What-You-Can preview June 10. We very much want you to enter ZERO at checkout and see our debut for FREE! Can't make the preview? Use the discount code "trunk5" for any show when you buy before this Friday. $5 tix. #HFF25 www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/116...

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

9% of Americans have a favorable view of The Plague. They're just...out and about, walking around in grocery stores and parks. You have a decent chance of interacting with one of them everyday.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Excited to bring "Trunk" to this summer's Hollywood Fringe Festival. A very dark comedy about the disorienting terror of grief. Here's hoping this year's Fringe participants will leave the Nazi bird site and use @bsky.app for promotion and connection this year! #hff25 @luciebeeby.bsky.social

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

“The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials.” The thread: JD Vance: 💯 🔥 👊 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth: 💣 💀 👍 🦅 Stephen Miller: 🇺🇸 👍 🎉

In case you haven't seen this, @rmcenta.bsky.social , #Meta seems to have stolen some of your work to train their AI models. Pop your name into the search bar at this link. Zuckerberg is an enormous piece of shit. #metacriticism www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

My high school friend @huskersundevil.bsky.social invited me on his true crime podcast, "Going to Killing City," which focuses on infamous murders in KC. My web series "Shot...or Shot?" is related as it deals with infamous LA murders. Jamie created a great KC version! youtu.be/Dj9rQJDRdCU?...

Episode 2 of "Shot...or Shot?" a Hollywood locations game. See if you can guess the history of these notable locations in Los Angeles. Jay has a little more success this time! youtu.be/G8aFOc4e-Ss?...

Washington Post under Trump: "151,000 jobs is solid" Washington Post under Biden: "194,000 jobs is another weak month"

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love. I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”

Demagogues, oligarchs, and literal teenage boys are tearing apart our government. They are fueled by Silicon Valley’s dream of a monarchist network state and blood and soil white nationalism and every day they are in power means years of work required to fix it. www.garbageday.email/p/musk-s-sup...

The Logic of Destruction open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

It broke my heart to cancel my @latimes.com subscription in November, because I think honest local journalism is essential to democracy. But this rag is no longer that. To any LA friends still reading the Times: Are you just not aware what a hack newspaper it is, or that you don't care? Cancel!

There's one future murder victim and one future (alleged) murderer in this picture. See the location of one of these crimes in the first episode of "Shot...or Shot? A Hollywood Locations Game." youtu.be/xECnDgEH3f0?... #truecrime #littlerascals #ourgang #hollywoodhistory #murderlocations #shotorshot

Distracted myself from our dying democracy by shooting a fun video with my buddy, Jay. Are the LA locations we are visiting famous Hollywood filming locations, infamous Hollywood murder scenes...or both? "Shot...or Shot?" A Hollywood locations game! #hollywood #truecrime youtu.be/xECnDgEH3f0?...

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

The musical acts on SNL are sometimes my least favorite part of an episode and I find myself FFing past them. But, Goddamn, this is great. A Cher/Hanson mashup? Rick James/Duran Duran? WTF? youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.