Apparently, the person who discovered the paper clip was also a Fox News addict who got his ideas from bingewatching.

"We have become Baghdad Bob." This is the former editor of the Wall Street Journal and longtime host of a Fox show saying this.

ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home: Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for @meidastouch.com

The Trump-Fox feedback loop, example #9,964,231

You're telling me the wife of a DSA candidate did artwork for the political organization that supported her husband's campaign? Hand me my smelling salts!

Reporter: Do you have any more options to lower the price of oil? Trump: The price of oil will drop like a rock as soon as a deal is done. I guess it already is today. We have a very serious chance of making a deal. That doesn’t guarantee anything. I’m not guaranteeing anything.

Trump was rambling so bad during this portion of his press gaggle that Fox News pulled away for a moment -- while other networks stuck with his remarks.

Kaitlan Collins: You criticized Obama for giving Iran $1.7 billion Trump: Any small amount of money Iran gets won't have any difference in this war. I want the system to be lubricated Collins: You don't think $14 billion helps them?! Trump: When this is all over, I'll tell you who gets the money.

Reporter: "You deployed ICE agents to American airports --" Trump: "Who are you with?" Reporter: "Newsmax" Trump: "You're not doing a very good job." Reporter: "You deployed ICE agents..." Trump: "You're not doing a good job! Did you hear me? I'm taking CNN over Newsmax, can you believe that?"

Trump claims that Steve Witkoff is "dealing with a man who I believe is the most respected and the leader" in Iran, but he won't say who this man is they are negotiating with because "I don’t want them to be killed."

“One thing was obvious to us lately: A good number of Zeteo’s well-placed sources, in and close to the US government, are leaking things like this to us (and, we’re sure, others in the media and elsewhere) because they do not want the president to pull the trigger on this. They say…

Yes, at least the libs will be owned.

A lot of this current moment makes much more sense when you understand that all he wants to do is get through the next 10 minutes.

He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this

Will do this announcement at approx 11am Meanwhile … here’s my daily editorial note substack.com/@macfarlanen...

There's always a tweet.

lmao

Has there been any reporting on any of these so-called negotiations and talks? Or is this just an effort to calm the markets on Monday morning after backing himself into a corner with this latest threat?

This is incredibly irresponsible journalism. You cannot write this headline without acknowledging all the times Elon Musk has promised to pay for things, then didn't. Let's take a stroll down memory lane. 🧵

These two posts were sent an hour apart.

good morning mr president we really need you to look over this read out on supply chains and the strait of hor…no sir, i didnt see saturday night live last night but if you could just take a look at…yes sir very mean and nasty sir…yes sir ill draft a truth about nbcs broadcast license for you sir

He is talking about a 20 year old man acting like this in public.

Time for another FIFA Peace Prize for this man

Russia failed to defeat Ukraine for six months before it started targeting civilian electricity generation in an effort to get Ukraine to capitulate. It didn’t work.

A few years back, a friend of mine and I discussed how Robert Mueller’s report essentially said he couldn’t indict a sitting president so it asked Congress to act, which it didn’t do, while the January 6 committee asked the DOJ to take action on a former president, which it didn’t.

I know this is an obvious thing to say but we should talk more about what a racist this guy is. He’s as racist as George Wallace or Strom Thurmond but unlike them he often escapes having racism mentioned as a leading cause for all his decisions.

Just thinking how Fox News and the MAGA infotainment complex directed months of outrage towards any person who dared utter a critical word about Charlie Kirk, demanding that anyone who seemingly celebrated his death needed to lose their job and be ostracized from society.

a hugely underrated aspect of parliamentary systems is the snap election. far superior to impeachment, which was a dumb design to start with and straight up does not work anymore

“Zeteo emailed the White House to ask whether it would be appropriate for other politicians to react this way if they were to hear news of Trump’s passing. (We all know how the Trump-Vance administration responded after Charlie Kirk’s assassination.) The White House did not immediately respond...”

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4D CHESS!

The poll in question is one that showed 100% of avowed Trump supporters still approve of Trump.

The thing about news on the radio is that for about $20 you can buy a radio that will last forever and as long as you can plug it in you get the news free over the air. No signing up, no subscriptions, no one knows what you listen to.

JUST IN: Following today's announcement of more layoffs, CBS News revealed they are getting rid of their radio service.

CBS News employees received the following message from Bari Weiss and Tom Cibrowski informing them that massive layoffs are taking place.

Can we just talk about how dominant that Billikens victory was?! Signed, a dude who got to see it live

Lol, dude literally had ZERO two-pointers until that game winner. You gotta love March Madness!

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California lawmakers say they'll change name of César Chavez Day to Farmworkers Day following sexual abuse allegations.

This just needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music over it

I think often too many of us sort of mock or deride it as par for the course—which in one sense it is—and don’t recognize it as an escalation, which it is also is. I’ve been writing on these issues for years. Hegseth is by far the most militant Christian nationalist at this echelon of power.

As a follower replied: “.. Never a good sign when CEOs break out the Serenity Prayer ..” 🙏🏼

In this week's Ragebait, I highlight the latest version of Trump sanewashing by the New York Times, with a big helping hand from @mattnegrin.bsky.social zeteo.com/p/cbs-owner-...

"CBS Owner Paramount Pushed Pro-Israel Panels While Squashing One on Gaza" Read Justin Baragona’s latest scoop from Paramount land. Plus, the NYT gets caught sanewashing Trump again, and Tony Dokoupil's CBS News rating flop.

"When he equates criticism of the government of Israel, AIPAC, with antisemitism, all he's doing is cheapening the effort to fight real antisemitism...what it does is discredit" him. Sen. Van Hollen responds to ADL boss Jonathan Greenblatt's attack on him. Full interview: zeteo.com/p/stupid-tru...

After CBS News blamed Tony Dokoupil's terrible ratings on -- I'm not making this up -- Daylight Savings Time, a media industry expert I spoke to burst out laughing before adding: "A for effort, I guess." zeteo.com/p/cbs-owner-...

SCOOP from me: CBS owner Paramount squashed an internal panel discussion on the Arab-American experience amid the Gaza war that featured prominent pro-Palestine activist Alana Hadid – all while holding multiple pro-Israel panels, one that included Batya Ungar-Sargon. zeteo.com/p/cbs-owner-...

But I thought this was just a "little excursion" that we already won

No no no no no no no

He says that the United States is in better position to absorb soaring oil prices because other countries fell for the "green energy scam."

The president of the United States decided to give someone he thought was a good guy but weak on security a shot as the nation's top counterterrorism official.