heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

“Altus Property Chief Executive Officer David Young said the Trump brand was increasingly unpopular in Australia.”

Chad Bianco, a MAGA sheriff, making fun of Steve Hilton, a MAGA immigrant from the UK, for not being *American enough* to correctly identify and enjoy a street taco…

“One of the settlement options the Justice Department and White House officials are reviewing is the possibility of the I.R.S. dropping any audits of Mr. Trump, his family members or businesses…”

I don't really want a dog, but I do want people to stop looking at me suspiciously when I'm out for a walk at night so idk

using one of these to throw meatballs into your mouth

…to die in Iran

So Venezuela would get two Senators and dozens of House seats? Have you thought this one through, gentlemen?

watching one Robert Altman movie all way through without their phone would send these people into a full-on dissociative coma

The Pentagon is thinking about renaming the Iran war to ‘Operation Sledgehammer' if the ceasefire collapses

“When the Fake News says that the Iranian enemy is doing well, Militarily, against us, it's virtual TREASON in that it is such a false, and even preposterous, statement.”

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "lol that fucking sucks, good luck I guess"

Trump just posted this screenshot of Marty Makary's resignation text message. It starts with "Dr. President Trump"...

Saudi Arabia launched covert attacks on Iran as regional war widened

private businessman Eric Trump and his wife Lara are accompanying the president as he departs for China

Yes, yes we know

“.. CBO Puts US Golden Dome Cost At USD1.2 Tln, Dwarfing Pentagon's Estimate Of USD185 Bln” - @livesquawknews.bsky.social www.cbo.gov/publication/...

Trump looks a lot more orange on the Fox News feed (top) than he does on CNN (bottom)

Looking listless today babe! Didyou use some of that lethargycream©️I got you for your birthday?

I used to be a WaPo Opinions video editor, and if a video didn't have 100 views within the first five minutes of publishing on Youtube, I would've considered it an embarrassing failure. Fortunately didn't happen much!

Kevin Gonzalez has died just hours after reuniting with his parents, NBC Chicago/Telemundo Chicago reports: www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...

We are ostensibly a free country and the degree to which we don’t know what is actually going on in a vast network of “camps” on our own soil in the year 2026 is….. something we are probably never going to come close to actually grappling with as a country

NEW: ChatGPT advised the FSU shooter that a mass shooting would get more attention from media if it involved several children, according to a new lawsuit against OpenAI www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

FLEETWOOD MAC: thunder only happens when it’s raining NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: actually- ME: shut the fuck up Neil Degrasse Tyson

Icelandic authorities just rerouted a planned hot water pipeline so as not to disturb an elf hill.

A funny recurring theme in Trump’s messaging about this peace process has been the strong implication that he’s dealing with frauds or imposters and not the real negotiators, who may never be found.

incorrect. i am not gen x. premise is faulty. make further mistakes at your own peril, jason

“I have just read the response from Iran's so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don't like it—TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!”

donald trump going bankrupt

ABC News: “A person who was among five French nationals aboard the MV Hondius has shown signs of hantavirus infection, according to the French prime minister.”

They sell these at the grocery store but they absolutely do not hit the same when you’re not eating them at 9 am with a Diet Coke an hour after takeoff

Trump: “During my Historic Election in 2024 […] the Republicans had an Election Integrity Army in every single State to preserve the sanctity of each legal vote. We will be doing the same again in 2026, but it will be much bigger and stronger.”

I'm glad they gave us some options

political philosophy ain't what it used to be

My heart is full seeing the images of Kevin and his family reunited. Our community made this moment possible.   As we celebrate Mother's Day, let’s remember all the mothers still separated from their loved ones by DHS. For all the families that have not been reunited yet, we continue the fight.

Evil fucks.

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Gregor awoke one morning after unsettling dreams to discover he was profoundly addicted to his screen.

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

The Meta™-morPhone (coming fall 2026)

Every National Design Studio hire is like “I’m really excited to fix how government is serving the public” and then they are actually just making AI chatbots for patriotic slop sites ndstudio.gov/posts/making...

Just a half dozen callers changed the ENTIRE tone of this meeting. If you are ever wondering how little work it could take to impact your local government, that’s it

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

#Mayllennial day 8: torrents

“This worrying testimony is in line with respected food insecurity expert assessments which support estimates that an additional 144,000 women and girls are expected to face crisis-level hunger or worse in the coming months, bringing the total to approximately 639,000.”

Only 8mg of tar!?!?!?

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

“In the early months of her campaign, Klobuchar has steered away from ideological fights and laid out an agenda focused on practical goals, from stopping fraud in state-run programs to making Minnesota a friendlier place for businesses.”