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"In a tradition unique to South Florida, Miami-Dade Mayor Daniella Levine Cava was at Latin Cafe 2000 in Brickell on Tuesday to pardon a pig, allowing it to 'enjoy a long, peaceful life far from the holiday roasting pan.'"

"No one knows how Choco got to Michigan, but his family is just happy and grateful to have him back."

This makes facially neutral policies--like poll taxes and literacy tests--that we know were adopted for discriminatory purposes legal. Organizations can now simply claim there was no discriminatory intent regardless of outcome. It's unconstrained institutionalized racism.

"The Ohio Department of Agriculture says two of the 72 black vulture carcasses cleaned up from a Clermont County elementary school’s campus tested presumptive positive for bird flu."

shoveling snow sucks it’s the work of using a shovel without the joy of making a hole

ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.

They're just taking an ax to the Civil Rights Act

"...following concerns raised by vaccine skeptics..."

New: A CBP agent in Charlotte wore Meta Ray Bans to an immigration raid and used it to record, based on photos shared with 404 Media. We've seen them wearing these glasses before but this is the first specific evidence we have of them recording www.404media.co/border-patro...

It’s 2:37 a.m. ET

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The AI slop on Twitter has reached Facebook proportions. Half the tweets are measuring skull sizes and denying the Holocaust while the other half are just this

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

“A delay in finding her police escort led to the heated reaction. A police supervisor incorrectly said she would be arriving in a white BMW when she in fact arrived in a silver BMW.”

lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech. This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.

If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory) Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

I wrote about that viral video of Tesla's Optimus robot falling over and other times when it's become obvious that Elon Musk's robots don't work autonomously.

Trump hung up on a ProPublica reporter after being asked whether his Florida mortgages were similar to those of others he had accused of fraud. 🤔

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

The Justice Department has started calling Immigration Judges “Deportation Judges.” I explain why this matters. youtube.com/shorts/02a1y...

We are so far past not being a democracy anymore that I dunno how we undo the psychic damage of normalizing this much corruption and fascism.

Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.

OH THAT IS INTERESTING

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino refers to the country as “my America” in response to someone pointing out that his campaign of racial profiling is unconstitutional

I mentioned a fear of Hanania Democrats in the post Trump era, and got some pushback for being ridiculous, but, at least in elite circles, it is a thing. Being able to accurately see Hanania is a great litmus test.

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs hints at military combat deployment "in our own neighborhood." GEN. DAN CAINE: " We haven't had a lot of American combat power in our own neighborhood; I suspect that's probably gonna change. We'll see what we're ordered to do."

Netflix CEO made a visit to the White House before buying Warner Bros.

I just checked and we missed the 10th anniversary of Erick Erickson shooting a copy of the New York Times with a gun. Incredibly, it was just two days before the "no Asian food on Dec. 7" tweet. That dude was on quite a streak in 2015.

"No quo?" "No quo! I'm quoless."

Saw a video where a travel influencer missed half the Christmas markets in Cologne because they relied on ChatGPT to tell them the opening dates and you know what, sometimes I let my very German schadenfreude run free.

bad actors like wurman are why i think it is important to place the birthright clause in the full context of section 1 and section 1 in the context of both dred scott and the two decades of antislavery and abolitionist agitation and political thinking that proceeded it

“While the United States has other methods of charging TARIFFS against foreign countries…”

He figured out who Vance was talking about when Trump made fun of some unnamed official’s small shoe size lol

The FDA commissioner suggests the Montauk Monster (almost certainly a racoon carcass that washed ashore in 2008) was created by "mad scientists."

HANNIBAL LECTER: how about a little quid pro quo. we're not so different. you're trapped in your boxes and me in mine. we could both bene— ME, AT WORK USING THAT CART HE'S STRAPPED TO AS A DOLLY TO MOVE A BOILER: i don't see how our situations are at all comparable

the cart and the horse should be simultaneous

Trump's gonna say Cuellar's pardon doesn't count anymore because he accidentally used the autopen or something

lmao

Later in the clip Bessent says he just divested from his soybean farm “this week.” I would love to know what that actually means when he opens by saying he still runs it and he has family working on it.

WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive? TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water

“After they broke up, Ferreira said in court records that Michael Leavitt had in the past threatened to try to get her deported.”

There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban

This article opens with a 3-year-old forced to represent herself in court. We live in a fundamentally sick country.

oh ok no worries then