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I am honored to finally be recognized as the preeminent Tosen Jordan scholar. Or depressed gyaru pasta extrudatrix.

I’m so sorry for my toxic masculinity I’m so sorry I need my 30th tasteful sling bag I’m soooo sorry

throwing up trying to play RE unless characters look like this

Eto bleeeehyhh

Uma promotes unrealistic standards. TM Opera O could never make a TS Climax

God I hate when I change my graphics card and it gives Mario a blepharoplasty and fresh restylane and a daytime smoky eye

Opening a fast casual restaurant where customers are fitted with shock collars in order to enter

If you’re eating at a restaurant that leaves out a dish tub for customers to leave their plates and you put your trash in there with your dishes, you are an animal and the lord God will see you for what you are on judgement day and the rivers will run red with blood

every one must play that "Postcard from Brentville" game about dolls and kigurumi and ones relationship to body and the self locked inside it and the self that leaks out of it and also how flatties are god's favorites (Hallelujah!), among many other things killjill.itch.io/postcardfrom...

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

not “walking away” from omelas, more “tabling omelas until we can circle back in early Q3 when we have more capacity”

I’m not mad. You’re the one that’s mad actually. I’m the one that’s racing calmly and greatly increasing velocity with 200m remaining. In a true display of skill. So jot that down.

STELLATHON is live. Thank you to everyone who jumped into action to make this happen. It means the entire world to me. Please enjoy the fun and hang out

Katy Perry the “California girls will melt your popsicle” singer is dating the default businessman from the stock photo, they are pregnant with the stick figure from the “cuidado wet floor” sign who is slipping on a wet floor

Check out my new gaming rig

HORSES won the IGF Nuovo Award. We’re profoundly grateful. To us, this recognition also speaks to a broader idea: that no gatekeeper should decide which games deserve to exist or what counts as art. Thank you to everyone who supported HORSES and helped carry it this far. PS: What a wonderful team!

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Winner of the Nuovo Award – HORSES | Developer – Andrea Lucco Borlera | Publisher – Santa Ragione #IGF2026

Tomorrow night many friends and loved ones are doing this for me and it would be lovely if you shared this and tuned in. I don’t even know the full schedule, by design, so I will be as surprised and delighted as you. I am really humbled by the support I’ve gotten. I will try to live up to it.

sometimes i wonder if i get passed over for jobs because i'm trans and i think "nah i live in a blue state and the employment gap isn't as bad for trans guys as it is for trans women" but this in fact happened to a transmasc person in a blue state

Nancy 3/11/26

Lately my roommate, who does not drink, keeps bringing me her singular free shift beer when she comes home from work and I’ve never felt more like a farming sim character. Item. Received item

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

I have a few dolls I bought 2 years ago that I was too depressed to open that I‘m finally getting to, and damn I love this girl so much. Her printed vinyl overlay skirt… flocked teddybear bag… stiletto platform crocs… ruffled denim jacket… super long nails w/ her baby aesthetic.. she’s darling

I am sharing my paypal link again because due to a bunch of surprise expenses at the start of the month I am now short >1k that I need so I can finish moving out of this apartment. Please, please help me this feels so pathetic but the past 6 weeks have been a total nightmare that I want to end.

Getting a permit for a job and all of the training courses are slide deck with text that won't let you proceed until the audio finishes and then every slide is: "It is required by law to have the permit" "You need the permit in order to do the job legally" "The job requires you to have the permit"

As others have said, releasing this info publicly is rare. And those numbers are VERY good. Everything past break-even means only a 15% publisher cut! May the house that Sus built stand for many years.

What a night... (doing studies before bed!) #deadlock #Silver

Don't forget, if you want to pick up my & @ananthhirsh.bsky.social's ✨🔥SLOW BURN MONSTER ROMANCE COMIC🔥✨ You can pick up copies of BARBAROUS at our new online shop! www.crwnstudios.com/collections/...

Dom and his girlfriend have been dealt a really shitty hand, please donate if you can to save them from losing their stuff, including family heirlooms

average picture of @mightyatom.bsky.social with girls

Our completed birthday cake for sweetie pie @bigjazzfan.bsky.social! Dark cocoa buttermilk and olive oil chiffon layers with crème pat & pear butter filling and pistachio swiss buttercream icing. Please do not look at my scallops for any reason ❤️

Replacement stickers are now safe in my hands and my manufacturer youstickers were very kind in helping me out with the whole thing…. Yayyy

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me watching @mostlynopal.bsky.social make a perfect glossy Swiss buttercream

Call your reps, #freelud and fuck ice! If you get a sticker, all profits go to the boy and his freedom!

CW: Guns Play nice

Just saw a post where someone was rescinding a callout they made and ended it with “Christ is King”. Much to think about

The bead store next to the cake decorating supply store might be one of the most financially dangerous blocks in Seattle

PAGLIACCI is a) hands-down THE coolest screenplay i've ever read and b) one of the most compelling pieces of original fiction i've enjoyed in the last 2 years. you absolutely NEED to read this. multimedia freaks rise up