fuck the rapture we're doing this in 涅槃

lifting her gf failed successfully

[Morpheus] You think that's piss you're squirting now?

Stuck inside my own personal hell.

Quitting was always easier.

Garo Goldstorm is 10 years old now, so happy anniversary to this particular bit of insane fight choreography.

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Yo Jimbo

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

Wriggle Nightbug

Doing this in public for attention

Watching half the population of America actively undergo religious psychosis then seeing news that’s just “china now makes it mandatory for all apartment buildings to have big spacious beautiful balconies”

thinking of frozen turkey hot oil? careful

tuesday tune:

You were lied to! the ara ara dommy mommy anime woman archetype was completely made up by twitch streamers and patreon artists! they just pick a new character to project onto every so often to keep you off balance!

Eric Adams Merch

Angel I done drew

HOTEL the animation

It’s weird to care about the age of cartoon characters and Im tired of acting like it isn’t

『なるほど ！ ！ 』('◉o◉’)‼︎✨

Thrift store dress

Re-Umanator #umamusume #ウマ娘

when i get to the little onion bulb at the bottom of the cornichon jar

this is the Pod About List guy

[asexual lonely island] i don't have sex, and it feels so good

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

sorry but lol

gay they might be giants be like take a little penis in your hole

thinking about her

mokey mokey ˚₊‧꒰ა —_— ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

taking A nap

The anti-trans resolution that roiled one of Manhattan's public school parent councils for the last year and a half has finally been rescinded. Does that mean the District 2 council has put messy factional politics behind it? Nah. hellgatenyc.com/cecd2-anti-t...

"bro last night was a MOVIE" bro last night was four hours of us trying to figure out where we wanted to eat. last night was Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

bitches will say “i neeeeeed to smoke with her” and the her in question is Kai Shiden

Had to do it

new thin car just dropped

BE BARTITUDE FOR GAINS... 1 : NAIL WINDOWS 2 : GUN OBTAIN 3 : BOOGEYMAN…IN-HOUSE…

Ohhh you want to buy cute drawings from pilot you want to buy them so bad

opening up comms for a little bit before I get deep into gamedev again :p

Walter: Got a job for you, 621. The corps want you to clean out the coffeemaker. They can't stand to get their hands dirty on this one–they hate the texture of coffee grounds. Bonus pay if you take the compost out. Ayre: Be careful, Raven. Too much coffee in compost changes the pH of the soil.

I’m sure these kids you sic’d dogs on will grow up to feel super grateful for a society that treated them with dignity and respect

"I'm addicted to this Buddhism game" fascinating advertising strategy

I don't think I've posted this one

you guys

I need someone to bring me spicy food and gatorade but i dont know anyone but me who drives :'(