im going to go to bed and when I wake up the grizzlies will have defeated the Sacramento kings. because the alternative is too horrible to consider

i hate it when theyre mean to kryten on red dwarf

this has been one of the most doodoo work weeks on record i am ready to watch some basketball this weekend

as far as days of the week go, thursday is sort of like "friday eve"

to my friends on Steam who may or may not see in the feed that i unlocked the "Win a game" achievement on NBA 2k26 after nearly 30 hours playtime: they only give achievements out in certain game modes. you have to believe me

thinking about @riglow.com's immortal quote today. you really do have to live

Long Frog has changed into his Finest Golden Cape with Maximum Blue Tongue for Dinner tonight!

sengun is that guy

this will be the winter I read umineko #WinterOfVNs

my advice for managers of football clubs who've lost the dressing room: it's often in the last place you look

text from your meekest friend: Hey how's it going. I just inherited the earth

i think all the stuff about bluesky being scoldsky is exaggerated disinfo by grok agents to make you think rubbing elbows with people who say "cheeto in chief" is worse than primarily using a website whos target demographic is a user called "aryanloli1488"

im gonna be the first non-lich to get put in a phylactery

I became very nonchalant..

patricks upload of wise guys on mars has like 4 times the views of the actual 5 weeks of planets episode lmfao

the desk of emi fisher releases the following statement: im playing path of exile again

im living vicariously through the Pistons this season

jay z was really rapping over some bullshit on the blueprint 2. why am i hearing a just blaze tag over the whole guitar hero 3 soundtrack

that's my guy right there

joe box

the sacred scarab got me acting magisterial

£300 to sit in the nosebleeds... screaming and crying and throwing up

lol the mavericks

nasi goreng from the local indonesian spot #FoodSunday

is jellyfish a erb

We beat the dallass mavericks but wow ja is so fucking inefficient at the moment and Cedric coward is so good. whos team is it atp

seeing people cook while wearing rings on their fingers makes me feel ill even if theyre not touching the food with their hands much

i love Nas but his politics are so funny. "give the saudis their oil back" takes me out every time i hear this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aRI...

wtf lol

the only thing that keeps me going, the only thing that makes me get out of bed in the morning, the only thing that drives me to keep living is my hatred for sucka mcs

you dont hear much about michael phelps these days #TheOceanClaimsAnother

say what you will about him and his beliefs, he never did this shit for clout,he never did this shit for likes, he kept it real the whole time

Dick Cheney more like Dead Corpsey

Don't kill me but I would trade Ja for Trae Young right now

oh brother

mtg spotlight Liverpool was fun I learnt a lot about the value of cardboard

To celebrate Halloween I will watch Wake in Fright for the third time and this time earnestly channel all the qi into my body into preventing the hundreds of off screen deaths of kangaroos in the third act

If the grizzlies don't beat the Lakers tonight I'm really gonna do it this time

this mist breath elder is sooo cute

the bulls broadcast team was so goated for this

i think my next quest in learning how to cook south asian food is getting the hang of potatoes. they do some cool stuff with them

one of the best curries I've made so far i think. getting the layering of flavours down now

found a little indian grocery store in central sheffield that can be optimistically described as "chaotic" that also sells incredibly cheap and delicious hot snacks like bonda and vada pav. got this for 70p! in 2025!

wahoo

would i be an asshole neighbour if i made a smoothie at 7am on a weekday (apartment building)