Already down to our last 2 copies of School and it just came in last night…get over here Chicago

Sports question: my hamstrings are kind of tight. Always have been. Are there any stretches I can do or anything I could inject to get big or just kind of increase the alpha factor and succeed more in business while living forever?

This how fed up I am

Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

John Brown's birthday. Melville's weird-ass sonnet about John Brown. IMO about as good as a sonnet can possibly be.

i wonder if the infinite number of pronouns is countable

my roommate is always playing the craziest games wtf is this bro

What say you, Bottom?

life is just a neverending series of plasties and ectomies. you just pray you end up with more than you started with

Went to pronouns park and road their one coaster , “The Canceller” , until I threw up

At the end of the month I am throwing a party at MY HOUSE in New York City to celebrate the fact I committed another book please do come, there will be wine xoxoxo

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 09,1950

fucked around and became a small business owner :(

GAY THOMAS EDISON: Girl come over!! We’re having gay guy wax cylinder night

im curious about the world especially trees

(smacks your hand off of the reblog button) No Americana 2026.

Here in the pleasure business we play hard and work hard welcome to pleasure town

Okay update: you perverts bought out our stock in <3 hours. We are pressing pause on sales until we can print some more magazines. If you've already ordered, your magazine will ship next week. Otherwise, we'll update y'all here when we are back in stock. We love you all! –joyce and alma

we're looking at a whiskey sody summer

100 years picnic mag

PICNIC MAG FOREVER!!!!!

did my part for #print

Good morning Picnic fans! Sad you missed our launch party last night? Huge news, the Picnic store is now LIVE! The best place to buy copies of our first and second issue online, while supplies last :) picnic-magazine.bigcartel.com

PICNIC #2 NOW SHIPPING! Get your copies here ladies and germs: picnic-magazine.bigcartel.com

I will do my endeavor.

new york city makes me feel like an ant in a beautiful anthill ❤️

thank you so much to everyone who came to the picnic launch. i was very sleepy but couldn’t be more elated to see you all

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ARCS ARE HERE

chicago's #1 transsexual graphic designer

good morning!! it's that time again!!

And yes porn is back for EASEL 03

new york hantavirus rent 🔜

Away in beautiful Ohio, finally have time to catch up on the finest contemporary literature as featured in @picnic-mag.bsky.social

Samuel Delaney's review of the original Star Wars:

really excited to see where this project goes and very happy it's online for those of us who came to new york 3 days too late to see it irl anecdata.substack.com/p/ego-alter-...

some of u

I’m your wound for the day. You can call me Woundy

*recalibrating relationship with microblogging platform after nearly posting a 10 tweet thread that will likely only get 2 likes* craving: Hot Dog

t4t (in which i believe despite it all) means cutting slack for a lot of prodigal daughters

the game changed

No other garment in the world could so effectively communicate the rigor of your pursuit 👇👇

Hot on the heels of the carabiners...they're here. The coveted limited edition EASEL cycling caps. Custom made at the request of my girlfriend. There are literally only 7 of these in the entire world so act fast. www.readeasel.com/product/cycl...

trans week of directionless anger