i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

new york yankees century of humiliation underway

This is incredible camera work

repost to terrify a yankee

i was a sailor and now i’m a boat

when they don’t have my favorite yogurt at the work cafeteria i start freaking out and hollering and beating my chest like an ape

it’s going to be like this forever

GEOLOGY UNLOCKED You can now marvel at KARST Maximum AWE increased by 15

is it normal for LLM companies to talk about their investments in terms of gigawatts of power consumed? i’ve never noticed this before but it feels kind of crazy-making

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

i’m a stress free kind of guy

does anyone know anywhere in ridgewood that sells apple cider donuts

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

they’re doing this to distract from the new algernon cadwallader album btw

seinfeld occupied government

Tryna keep my mental stable ...

no bc why is music lowkey a vibeeee

music. you guys hear about this?

obamna

(through gritted teeth) wait i’m goated

I went to the Curtis Sliwa scavenger hunt and we found him three more cats in empty lots around the city

We should march everyone out of the suburbs at gun point and make them live next to mass transit in dense housing.

i am so excited to announce that my debut LP, Echo Worship, will be releasing September 24th on my new record label, Midnight Ecstasy! you can listen to the first single, Recitation, right now :) hannahaccount.bandcamp.com/album/echo-w... Cover art by @wifekisser.bsky.social

harebrained is one of the worst things for a scheme to be

your honor, where my hug at

hooray!! wahoo!! yippee!!!!

i need to acquire 100 lamps

really exciting news—MTA wants to extend the Second Ave Subway from 125/Lex westward across 125th St, using the same TBM that will bring it from 116th/2nd to 125th/Lex. it’s something transit advocates have been talking about for years, but I hadn’t seen anything from MTA on it

is that good

loretta on film

selling some synths/drum machines/samplers, DM me with offers! nyc pickup preferred but also down to ship

realized this morning that my faucet was from Hansgrohe and reacted like meeting a celebrity

this is easily the best song that references the “uh oh yall it’s gettin kinda hazy” tweet open.spotify.com/track/2iULPW...

I am publishing a photography journal and if you're smart you will submit to it

my life be like ooh aah

they should play castration movie at the john wilson movie theater

it’s so embarrassing that cuomo’s official campaign account posts with the cadence of Libs of Tiktok

i would be so good at homeownership

it’s look at my phone friday

As few as 8-10 transsexual women with social skills would permanently make northampton massachusetts the most desirable city in america

Literally what it’s like

it’s gay guy friday

ridgewood queens

she was born wearing that hat