would you rather hang out with Ötzi the Iceman or the Tollund Man

INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

this is a district that DSA should be able to win by assad margins

time to get upset and anxious

they're doing the Book of Job to me tomorrow

this one's for you, Aunt Owen (and Walter)

(pleasantly) they’re doing this to me tomorrow. today, even! open.spotify.com/track/4gFB9x...

cuomo driving back to westchester blasting “im all fucked up” by this is lorelei on the ford bronco speakers

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

the most expensive part of transition is actually all the books

it’s the mayors duty to go to every parade

zohran must denounce nick mullen

girl whose apartment is really coming together: yeah i feel like the apartment is really coming together

I just filled this out and all my other Ridgewood people should do so as well

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

new york yankees century of humiliation underway

This is incredible camera work

repost to terrify a yankee

i was a sailor and now i’m a boat

when they don’t have my favorite yogurt at the work cafeteria i start freaking out and hollering and beating my chest like an ape

it’s going to be like this forever

GEOLOGY UNLOCKED You can now marvel at KARST Maximum AWE increased by 15

is it normal for LLM companies to talk about their investments in terms of gigawatts of power consumed? i’ve never noticed this before but it feels kind of crazy-making

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

i’m a stress free kind of guy

does anyone know anywhere in ridgewood that sells apple cider donuts

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

they’re doing this to distract from the new algernon cadwallader album btw

seinfeld occupied government

Tryna keep my mental stable ...

no bc why is music lowkey a vibeeee

music. you guys hear about this?

obamna

(through gritted teeth) wait i’m goated

I went to the Curtis Sliwa scavenger hunt and we found him three more cats in empty lots around the city

We should march everyone out of the suburbs at gun point and make them live next to mass transit in dense housing.

i am so excited to announce that my debut LP, Echo Worship, will be releasing September 24th on my new record label, Midnight Ecstasy! you can listen to the first single, Recitation, right now :) hannahaccount.bandcamp.com/album/echo-w... Cover art by @wifekisser.bsky.social

harebrained is one of the worst things for a scheme to be