The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

Signing this at the top of my lungs

I think they need to erase the phrase “Girdiron Greatness” behind the end zone after that 4th quarter

Just remember the CFB overtime rule: if the game reaches second overtime the home team must acquiesce

This is real college football - completely inscrutable coaching decisions and amateurism

Hiring Bernie 2020 alums for comms is kinda troubling if I’m being honest

Shout out to this guy, who is wearing a Pornhub shirt and spamming this photo for no reason all over the website. He gets posting.

Taco Dowler from TacoCorp

In the interest of good journalism, this man later admitted he’s actually an Iowa State fan

You don’t understand how deranged the average Minnesota Republican is these days. Everyone is underestimating the MyPillow guy, this is the state that elected Jesse Ventura because they hated both sides.

I thought we already knew he was a sex pest

I don’t think that they’re serious about Greenland for a simple reason - I don’t think they have the focus or will to do that. They’re working toward Trump and he is… easily distracted.

I have to make a confession - I have teacher multiple episodes of Peep Show and didn’t understand that the camera is the view of whoever’s being talked to and not a faceless third character representing the viewer until very recently.

I’m seein’ double here, four Dantes and Silents Bob

Was there an entire baseball team whose fandom embraced putting shoes on their head like a girl who dared to post on 4chan in 2010? Did I hallucinate that?

Looking at the replies when someone posts about an Animal Crossing mod

Hey let's all dog pile cnn for showing subject matter experise

Alright here goes: for as much as we talk about the Grateful Dead as a jam band, when you listen to enough shows of the same era you learn all the little stage tricks they did to make it sound like new territory. Familiar chord progressions, similar themes. They were showmen as much as astronauts.

I don’t think it’s any surprise that all the politics posters I like are also big sports posters. Believe it or not I’m here to watch the Mets and end up talking politics instead.

Boy I sure hope we’re at the point where we can start talking about Marty Supreme spoilers because I’m doing it

I’m happy that the Trump administration has decided the best time to send a surge of ICE agents into Minnesota is January. The timing couldn’t be better for all of them to leave their sun belt homes.

That viral Reddit post about food delivery apps was an AI scam

One of the underrated reasons why it sucks to be on this site right now? It's January and everyone's miserable because the sun isn't around. We had this same round of discourse last year.

It sucks to say because it's what bad people like to claim but there are some people who claim to be proponents of social justice causes who are mostly there to use it as a cudgel to do dumb high school cafeteria bully shit online and god are they ever tiresome

magical

The US has transformed from a (sorta) functioning democracy into a poster regime, a rogue troll state, fueled by internet clout. And the abduction of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro is likely just the beginning. www.garbageday.email/p/the-rise-o...

If we’re going to do Bluesky meta discourse today I want to say something - this comic has always bugged me because yeah people are going to respond differently to a place that sucks but they’re left alone compared to a new place they go where strangers walk up to them and say “fuck you”.

This place is morally superior to Twitter for reasons that don't need to be explained on here. But I think the sense that being here is a moral act in and of itself (it's not) gives a lot of people permission to lecture strangers about things that are dumb and also frankly none of their business

Yeah again, not telling you how to post but the number of people I see both enthusiastically celebrating “running off” someone and decrying people still being on X is not zero. You gotta choose guys!

I am filing Natasha alongside Roberta in "Reasons to root for the Jags"

Personally I do think it’s very cool when you spend 2 years working on a project about a sport you love and then some guy takes the transcripts of it to spit out an AI script for himself to read over a YouTube video for money. Thanks David!!!!!

Zohran's media strategy is to get as much content that makes him look like a good guy in front of as many people as possible, he's not going to abandon X, The Everything App for here

I really don’t agree that it was the “most important sorry in the country”. You might have seen a lot about it but that’s doing their propaganda for them.

sigh it was probably inevitable but DUUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

Saw a local celeb

Congrats to interim head coach Marco Rubio

you guys ever see Looper

if anyone knows the importance of an unpopular executive announcing their retirement in time for his party to make changes before the election, it's Tim Walz

One thing that is getting lost in the Walz story is that he is much, much more popular On Here than he is in Minnesota. KSTP's not the best source on this, but it matches the general vibe. It's really hard to win a third term of anything.

So long, Dan Bongino

it starts with 'bitch eating crackers' and escalates to 'I bet that bitch eats babies like crackers' and then newcomers seeking their own group place think 'that bitch eats babies.' it's self-perpetuating, because if you're hating on someone and they're *not* a monster maybe you're the bad guy!

people were furious at establishment dems in pa endorsing lamb. many cases to criticize the dems but fetterman is on the base (me included)

Thinking again about how the administration sees its self as content creators first as it becomes clearer that we don't have a plan in Venezuela

My theory on why society got so much worse after COVID was that 2020 marked the point where normal people did the majority of their social interaction online and when they went out into the real world in 2021, all those anti-social impulses were now a part of their real world personality.

Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson

Wrong: Marty is crying at the end of the movie because he’s a changed man Wrong: Marty is crying at the end of the movie despite being the same man Right: Marty is crying at the end of the movie because he’s about to become a vampire and will see it all, forever

A pass to Isiah? Likely

Let’s go Ravens