Happy Monday, everyone! Time to grind.

This is the game that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends

Do the final kick with the stage on the field

Love it when a game ends on a safety

I liked this game better when the refs weren’t so crucial

Kirby’s gonna get so mad that the visor’s gonna spin off his heat

Nine Delights 2026

Trinidad Chambliss is playing like there’s a bomb in his car

Eric Adams said he wanted to travel after he left office. Well, the former mayor is wasting no time. Just hours after attending Mamdani’s inauguration, a source has spotted Adams boarding an Emirates flight from JFK to Dubai. No indication if the trip is business or pleasure.

I want to know more about the other bear

Seems noteworthy that the apology that Grok made about generating CSAM isn’t an official statement but a prompted one

So what was Stranger Things about in the end anyway?

Congrats to the Future Islands guy

startling how many people got played by this

Trinidad Chambliss is playing like there’s a bomb in his car

the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

Seems noteworthy that the apology that Grok made about generating CSAM isn’t an official statement but a prompted one

I didn’t think about Andrew Cuomo today until people started making jokes and I think him being put in the bin of irrelevance in my mind palace is a beautiful gift that I’ve given myself

Mamdani is cutting red tape and unleashing the market, from the left

They should do this when you win The Bachelor

God willing we’re in for eight years of incredibly weird meltdowns

Lmao that is an exceptional way to get around all the little executive order land mines they Adams tried to plant

Oh sure, the quarterback is Alabama’s problem right now. Getting a new one’s gonna fix it.

Indiana’s defense is going to beat Bama to death with hammers like they’re ET

Starting an adult with Andor is crazy. Imagine hearing about the Emperor in meetings and then three or four movies later you find out he looks a thousand years old and shoots lightning out of his little T Rex arms.

josh has been sworn in as mayor of bluesky

lol Tide

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social can you find this guy in SF Giants gear and tell him he’s on TV?

God it’s so cool to have a mayor who doesn’t suck ass now

In his first post-inauguration appearance, Mayor Mamdani is standing with the Pinnacle Tenants Union in their fight for the future of their buildings. 93 Pinnacle rent-stabilized buildings up for auction in bankruptcy and tenants want a say in the future of their homes

Federal law enforcement is down so bad that the secret service is running recruitment ads

Zohran’s first order of business as mayor must be getting Dave to stop looking like that

I’m going to say something potentially controversial - this seems like kind of normal old guy behavior to me? We’ve all known, at least in passing, old guys who are deep in denial about their heath and what they need to do.

Third Eye Blind?!

One of my most crank opinions, solidified by waiting 20 minutes for my Wawa hoagie order while DoorDashers and Uber Eats drivers streamed in and out, is that restaurants should prioritize in-person orders.

One of the issues with Door Dash is how it makes it impossible to judge if a place is busy or not. This bagel place was empty when I got here and I’ve been waiting fifteen minutes while a parade of guys in helmets comes in and out.

funny thing about Zohran being sworn in is that he now owns the @ NYCMayor account, and all the tweets that come with it

Seeing a contract for a starter where there are bonuses for throwing 80 innings feels like a huge red flag and a good explanation for why your team didn’t sign him

I would like to direct all speeders to this chart

I worked at a 4,000-person event tech company for about five years. At one of the annual team all-hands, our CEO shared a PowerPoint slide that contained every SaaS vendor logo that enabled our daily work. Uncountable. Hundreds. Names you’ve never seen. A universe of invisible workers.

You have no idea how many Software as a Service products are out there that you don’t think about but would basically shut down wherever you work if they stopped working

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

Happy New Years to the haters who are all now unemployed instead of being waiters

Happy that the NYE gag has returned to a classic format - something weird happens to Fishman

I don’t like that it’s Thursday, that feels wrong

Seeing this made me upsettingly emotional

Happy New Years to the haters who are all now unemployed instead of being waiters

I am going to drink Turkish liquor at midnight to celebrate the end of the Eric Adams administration