HELTER SKELTER: A BONES MYSTERY It takes place in the Bones universe, and it's way, way worse

I don’t trust an executive who buys a shirt from TV

Just so everyone here knows

They’re eating off Trevor Plouffe’s head on the Twins broadcast. They’re dropping salsa into his hair like he’s a baby for his 40th birthday.

They’re hard coded into the HTML because the last time that anyone with money in Silicon Valley actually touched code was 2002

You know, sending the Argentinians to Kansas City might lead to some incredible innovations in the grilled meat space

Apple, thanks

Running status: I’m back to five miles for the first time since the pandemic and I feel great about it

Fucking around with anything that binds to opioid receptors is a bad idea, and doing it with shit you buy at a gas station is a worse one. Completely unsurprising that guys like Markwayne will see this as a way to make easy money.

Hearing the World Cup announcers talk about the difficult weather in Seattle in June is a big “come on, man” moment for me

*whispers* the city is kinda fumbling an opportunity to have the parade on the federal holiday happening the next day

This mirrors something that I've seen from all sides, the idea that the insurrection Act is some kind of, no pun intended, trump card that can be played and immediately wins, instead of a step of desperation that reveals the state of the regime invoking it.

This is why New York needed Colbert, to prevent Fallon from being our only late night guy

Because Elon has huge appeal to individual investors, who see him as a moneymaking whale they can latch onto to scrape off money. You're only going to get people to turn on him if he starts losing them money.

oh i get it now. its soccers answer to the world baseball classic

Cape Verde

Could the 26 best soccer players in Brooklyn, a borough in NYC with 5x the population of Cabo Verde, play Spain to a draw?

Absolutely mental

Important things to keep in mind as content about impressive Chinese projects fills everyone's feeds

"Despite the widespread belief that Beijing’s authoritarian political control allows it to avoid short-term thinking, the unstoppable expansion of visibility projects shows that this is not always the case". www.foreignaffairs.com/china/chinas... really interesting read

He's running

“I don’t care if you eat me, man. I’m already dead on the inside.”

Loving the world-weary chicken logo for this KFC knockoff

It’s very interesting to me how the job of GOP congressperson has had the same trajectory as being a contestant on The Bachelor. You’re no longer there to do the job or to win, you’re there to kickstart a career as a content creator and influencer. It’s bad for both!

If you think that sports are the only places left with shared joy, you aren’t properly anticipating the next Jackass movie

i support banning young people from social media except linkedin. without the ability to build a professional network, showcase their skills, and access career opportunities we are consigning the next generation of young hustlers to a ruinous future

Well, it was nice talking to @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

Completely forgot that it's the second day after staying up too late that sucks and thought I had dodged a bullet yesterday

If you want a good TV watching experience, the formula is simple: Don't connect your smart TV to the internet (or do it once to get updates and then do a factory reset), and buy an Apple TV.

Remember when Rainn Wilson tried to have his big, post-Office TV star turn as Backstrom but everyone made fun of it and it got cancelled? Kinda feels like that's at the root of his complaints here.

If I may - I think Bluesky's lack of an opaque algorithm makes it meaningfully different from most other current social media from a regulatory perspective

"Americans are bad at developing athletes" is an absolutely insane take if you know *anything* about American sports or have ever watched, say, any Olympic games lol.

Because every time a game studio has to move resources over to making a trailer, it causes the game to lose about 4 months of actual dedicated development iteration time.

It seems, as I read the situation, that the WH decided not to disclose MOU terms tonight to avoid criticism spoiling UFC event; so Iran is disclosing phony terms that are even worse; which is infuriating WH folks, who want to respond; but they can’t get permission b/c principals are at the UFC thing

If you think that sports are the only places left with shared joy, you aren’t properly anticipating the next Jackass movie

I bet it smells crazy in the boy aquarium

I’m beginning to doubt the accuracy of the Instagram algorithm’s ad targeting

Why would you hate watch a bad fight when you can watch free range Swedes?

Sadly, this is the Curly Howard we all deserve

thank you Trump for making Shrek white again

If the UFC event gets rained out, Trump’s going to use it to call for a ballroom in a way that will remind all of us a little bit too much of @dennycarter.bsky.social’s stance on stadium roofs

Tripping and falling on the pitch and calling for a yellow card against myself

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

I think one of the disconcerting things is that Iran will walk away from this a massive strategic victor but also economically and politically devastated in ways we're mostly forgetting due to lack of coverage. It's brutally bad on the ground - www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

What’s up with all the phantom replies recently? A bunch of snap bots that are getting auto-modded?

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