That’s not Burning Man, that’s Crow T. Robot

@bijan.bsky.social wore the Max Payne shirt to his engagement party

I believe that America is a place for all people, and I am willing to fight for that idea. How the fuck have I “ceded all notions of patriotism to the right”?

This is, somehow, only the first paragraph

in my experience the best case scenario is “the person keeps their values but becomes way more angry and unpleasant in general”. the worst case is Becomes Nazi, and the medium case is whatever this is

I want a profile piece on the people who actually tune into the James Corden World Cup show. I have no clue who it’s for.

Made a new memory to cherish last night - watching @louisevans.bsky.social have to explain what a “Tumblr wedding” was to some very nice and very normal mutual friends

Every politics person who is still on X, The Everything App seems to be adopting right wing posting cadence, and that’s a pretty good reason to not use it. You’re cooking your brain.

This is an example of why “Epstein Class” is a phrase that gets side-eye from the Jewish community.

1. Turned to a priest in a church in Rome, pointed at the ceiling, and said “that sure took some doing, didn’t it?” 2. Responsibly closed our tab at the end of this third quarter of Game Five of the NBA Finals “so we can beat the rush out of here”

Today, and today only, it’s giving father

The ultimate tyranny of the morning person is the lady who set up a speaker for herself down the block at 7:15 that is loud enough that I could hear it through my AirPods that I was using as earplugs

I’m sorry, it’s crazy that they’re going to the mat this hard about Trump doing a bad job of repainting his pool

Karaoke bar just has an ATX motherboard on the wall?

I’m here to start shit

Looking in the direction of Freddy Peralta and frowning

Just tried to use an @mta.info help station to call in a wellness check for a guy sleeping without shoes on the floor of an R train and the agent who answered it couldn’t understand anything I said, completely negating the point of me calling!

Wow these guys would really love to fuck up Forest Gump

Look, everyone should get to call in sick for mental health reasons, but it’s better to be honest about why instead of confusing poor Dave Roberts like this. He doesn’t know that “I’m baby” means you have too many big feelings to get out of bed. He’s like 65 years old.

lol they absolutely decided that it was easier to run the netcode for local co-op that it was to actually implement it

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

Hey man what the fuck is wrong with you

I hate the ump cam in baseball, but I am kind of delighted by the World Cup’s Ref Cam

i've been doing this thing this year where i have avoided buying stuff online. it's sent me on adventures (an hour drive to buy a yoto player because i won't go to target for example). what i have found is that a huge fraction of 'small local businesses' suck.

TYT is just an openly antisemitic entity at this point.

Marxism is a system where smart people read so many books that they become incredibly unpleasant to talk to

holy fuck go outside

Everyone has lost their minds. Mamdani's record in office is that of an ambitious center-left pragmatist yet the entire media is still casting him as a dangerous ideologue.

Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. Sit, have a meal.

They’re all really easily distracted by all the weird little culture war fights they pick, seems like a useful honeypot to try to keep them from doing real damage elsewhere

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Cantonese culture rocks

Nobody understands the city like the Finns at Remedy. Every New Yorker has had this experience at least once.

So, having thought about this for the last day or so, I do think there’s a little something to this for the pundit class, but it’s not about Romney, it’s about Paul Ryan eating shit in the VP debate. He was supposed to be their answer to Obama, the great white hope, and everyone hated him.

Slept for like ten hours so it’s time to do something stupid - bike to Bensonhurst for Hong Kong breakfast

this is one of the weirdest things conservative elites tell themselves and it's become load bearing to their entire anti anti Trump ideology

Stefani Zinerman Stop Contacting Me Challenge

they should let the players pick between a hydration break and a smoke break if that's more the team's vibe

Okay, tangential question: who else watched La Femme Nikita late at night with the sound off as a teenager because they thought with a name like that it was going to turn into softcore pornography at any minute?

As a technologist: If anything or anyone asks you to open Terminal, run as fast as you can away from it

Whoever woke up early on my block to throw things into a dumpster will not see the kingdom of heaven

As a technologist: If anything or anyone asks you to open Terminal, run as fast as you can away from it

Logged into Threads again

I think "we were free on time" like 6x a week.

I told all of you that sending Beto to the game was a bad idea

Everyone in this bar in Brooklyn is great but the USMNT ultras at the stadium in Seattle look like the most annoying dudes possible

Why is Australia’s manger dressed like a busboy

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #JacobItaliano

That’s a layup