slept to 7:45, must've needed the sleep

discord is short for "discourse ORD" and originated as a place to spread gossip from and about chicago o'hare international airport

@cheatlines.co @specter177.bsky.social

between the Ford partnership and the Yeti sponsorship, Red Bull is gonna be Texas as hell next weekend

Between the overcast skies, meal prep, and laundry, this afternoon has been real meh.

I will fondly cherish my favorite Frames moment: when MD refused the pregame handshake in their first B1G game in Happy Valley and went on to beat Penn State for the first time in 40 years.

Tonight’s dinner will be a roast duck leg and a microgreeen and fennel salad.

client wants this soon

I use a Mac

If you’re a UNC, an Arkansas, a VT, or really any of the P4 programs with a vacancy rn (PennSt excluded for obvious reasons), James Franklin should be a no-brainer hire.

look, this whole thing is awful but can we also acknowledge that it's extremely funny to sign off your sex crime e-mails with your full title and your status as a Knight of the Garter.

One James Franklin is apparently equal to 0.5 Christian Horners

I'm gonna end up posting myself into unironically advocating for James Franklin, Maryland Head Coach, aren't I

i wonder if lewis is at the broncos-jets game

anyway it's ucla week which has sneaky spider-man potential

today's workout: 3x 8:00 to complete -600m run -150m farmers carry -500m row and then 4 rounds of -25m HEAVY (8 plates) sled push -12 alt db snatches -20 wall balls -300m ski

Yeah I think people here have unrealistic expectations for like jailing all ICE agents and that’s just almost certainly not going to happen even in extremely cool zone scenarios. But they should 100% have to lie for the rest of their lives about their employment history in conversation with everyone

Icelandair is operating a special farewell flight with its iconic Hekla Aurora 757 as it prepares to retire the aircraft. www.flightradar24.com/ICE1100/3ca0...

it's for the greater good!

what is a doctor but a human vet

This. It just doesn’t work anymore, so why should I be there?

Tired: relitigating the 2020 democratic primary Wired: relitigating the 2016 democratic primary Inspired: relitigating the 2010 Maryland Terrapin head football coach search

guess it's gas leak year

wait it's national coming out day, I'm glad that I, and all my lgbtq+ brethren, sistren, and siblingren, are able to live as our true selves, and for those who don't feel they can, I hope that day comes for you

It would be cool if we could just do successful plays consistently, it would be nice

Hiring Franklin would probably take care of the haint that's been around the program since 2010 so yeah let's do it.

And still found a way to painfully lose a game they should have won. I guess that's better than being non-competitive but man alive. There is nothing in sports more painful than rooting for Maryland football.

At least when I go to the M game with my friends (who are all M fans), I will have zero expectations for MD and can just have a good time with my pals.

Mike Locksley loves Wrong Rocks, doesn't he

Fire everyone. Second consecutive choke job.

Let Locksley go at the end of the year. He's done a lot for the program but it's time to move on.

welp

cool that @amwahoo.bsky.social is featured in a tv commercial

not a fan of these cave shadows

terps offense

I will never not see the guy who plays Michael Bluth as Michael Bluth.

I STAND IN MY SEAT I STARE AT THE FIELD I REVERE THE EMPEROR

wait is this the first punt of the game

so do we think holgo spent last night at maryland live or mgm

much like the key to running fast is having highlighter-colored shoes, the key to having a dominant defense is having a defensive coordinator who looks like he sleeps in his car, subsists entirely off of racetrak sausage biscuits and black coffee, and only owns three (3) pieces of non-team apparel

thasr right

RIGHT ROCK!! RIGHT ROCK!!!

cave shadows scary

i wish the offense wouldn't bring me all these wrong rocks

these shadows on the cave wall are better

JIG JIG JIG