How my dad, three shots deep, would go "guess your failin fucko"

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Mark Ingram brings his son on stage to deliver the message "STEELERS STILL SUCK!"

BIG CHUNGUS

A Boston/baltimore merging wedding welcoming party at a brewery in an old Catholic Church The Ghost of the white ethnic lives within us all

Hawks fans are setting themselves up for some monkey paw finger gif QTs in 30-109 weeks

LETS FUCKING GO. GET AT ME

Because Sean signed his soul away to Satan in 2017, Staffords shoulder will die in week 9 and Ty runs a rain on the league inextricably for god is real and he has abandoned us.

I'm sorry WHAT

Being a a true jock is actually neurodivergency but for being A God Amongst Men so we all just accept it

Mind of a champion

DRAFT TIME IS HAPPENING ONCE AGAIN WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAW PLAY DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA THREAD

Arnie on that Aegon IV motion

Gunslinger baseball, baby.

Baseball can be an utterly cruel game when the gods deem it so.

yeah people always say this but i always am mad sus about it

People will post this exact image and then be mad about time-saving tools

what TRAP should have been about but M Nights a hack

Bo is a no brainer. a steal at 6. - steady in the pocket. - quick decision making on the fly - mobile, but has situational awarness, a scramble isnt viable with the game on the line - resets, throws an absolute piss missile cross body -stands into the hit. toughness you cant teach this shit guys.

Record exec 1: okay, so for Every 90s Dance Electro Group, we've already signed The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet w/ the Voice Of An Angel, but we're missing something. Record exec 2: *coke sniff* ah fuck. Have we tried a bald man who's truly terrible at rapping? Exec 1: Holy. Fucking. Shit.

literally, Lionsgate could have picked any school in the B1G East and id give them the benefit of the doubt. but wisconsin? are you on dust?

Trust The Process

"Rouge Rogue" sounds like a middling spiderman villain from the 1960s that later gets better writing in the 1980s as a daredevil villain

Thomas Wayne: see Bruce, thats what a real champion looks like. Fights through adversity. even when the chips are down, never give up who you are. Child Bruce: I bet I'll think of this memory longingly during a brief respite when fighting a homicidal clown Thomas: what Bruce: what

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Captain Marvel has his name back. Nature is healing.

Bronze Age Earth-2 ass flag (complimentary)

I didn't hear no bell

finally, this fucking app

Doing a minority report/tom cruise touch screen formulating a take: You can connect the last ten years of "mild to violent crime is praxis as a treat!" Poasting with a rejection from pop culture/movie heroes looking at the camera going "crime is bad!"

Oh Alex Garland is *going for it* going for it huh. That Bullshit Lore.

Does... does Hasan think people don't rob banks anymore

Anti-social trust crime scumbaggery in my leftism dawg. We arnt gonna make it.

It is kinda wild how this is just shot like an a24 body horror movie.

Outside the catastrophic terrorist attack on a major American city, the Iraq war justification worked, at first, was cuz the administration said this shit *before* the conflict started

this homer call was upside down in australia

okay this is too much bullshit, even for me.

Does 70% on this app actually have a job and/or a life. Genuine question.

Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

Do it moron. Squeeze all the blood out of that stone. I fucking dare you

Fucking washed. Fart Noise.Pack it up. Your take pod is fucking done. This is tryhard older cousin behavior

i feel like they shgould do like very intesly dramatic back and forth argument between coyote and his lawyer, like real OSCAR CLIP, but all of coyotes lines are via written signs. i feel like will forte could make it work

the fucking whiplash gearshift on the last "take" mother of god

Hakeem Jeffries puts out a FAFO: "We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast.... Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time"

On no my sweet baby boy, what happened? A small if indeed majority election result have political consequences? Non proportional governance? I bet this is the first time it's happened