Okay i didn't know it took *two and a half months* for Garfield to die. Thats insane. Literally could have powered through that gut bullet with a modicum of medical improvement

Perfect day to start stranger things from the very beginning right?

you ah AH hoo ah *rubbing teeth with pinky finger, my many rings a clickity clackin'* yo cant really taste the like amber notes

mid century rotary phones. like if a middle linebacker was a telephone. a real heft of a device. beat a man to death with one of these things. so needlessly involved, really make a whole meal out of dialing this number.

think we old yellered the rotary phone behind of societal woodshed like 50 years ago. pretty sure its fine

back in the day youd just name your kid [Dad's Name] the IV or "your mothers favorite shade of purple/red" but nooooooo

We cut to another Marvel Comics Confessional, already in progress. Priest: the guilt we feel is a reminder of the path towards redemption Matt Murdock, half paying attention: I paralyzed the jester again Priest: fuck yeah, bet you looked rad as hell when you did it. Matt, softly: you know it padre.

you know when you can *hear* a fighting stage www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtbS...

since i was 9, it was jak & dexter at the time. but now? fuck man

"in my science fiction story about a post fall society, grappl;ing with resource shortages, we see a complex politcal intrigue unfo" "how did you avoid Might Is Right?" "..." "...you just kinda ignored it i assume?"

side note on this is that the "lawful evil" set up is the Oh This Guys Fucks look.

the Silo series entertains the notion of whats a greater source of power in a post-apocolyptic bunker more than Itemized Resource Management?

*dissociating* Indiana hoosiers good.

We like to have fun here

Death By Lightning is so incredibly my shit holy Christ

Games this Sunday Cfax. I'm gonna need you to lock the fuck in

Season 5 of Stranger Things is set in Indiana in the fall of 1987 and we're to believe not one person has mentioned Reggie Miller's rookie season? COME ON.

I'm gonna put you down softly here champ. Yes. 2020 *was* 5 years ago. Wild how time does that. Moving forward and what have you. Very brave of you knowing that.

Micheal Irvin coke guy phone ringing off the hook tonight

We shall see if the legion shows up again, but if they don't. The show sent them off in the most Fallout Mid Level Faction Side Quest way possible and it was very good

Would one say it's an overreaction to say it feels like Justin Theroux was destined to play Robert House?

Show right out of the gate nailing the sloppy faux-intellectual larper dumbfuckery of the legion.

Claiming George Clooney was never a movie star might be one of the most outta pocket falsehood from Trump. And that's saying something.

"Pink Platypus" is either the name of a high end brandy so strong, you can taste your own thoughts, or a Gentlemen's Establishment in New Orleans that will suck out all of your bone marrow

"Tony The Tiger" implies that not Kelloggs, but world renowned ad-man, purveyor of TIGER Exercise Systems and 16 year NFL veteran Anthony "Tony" Tigerawski, personally funded the Sun Bowl

I think we can all agree that Jack being hot saved our timeline to being the only one saved from nuclear hellfire

Come on man

The exception to this rule for DC is that yes, they do have a Slick Jim, but with that is everyone on the Justice League actively hates Snapper Carr.

It's cuz they have become to chickenshit about what Disastrous Fuccboiery actually looks like. The ancient ways lost.

True hot fire spittin can't beat Dad 6 Manhattans Deep Watching The Ken Burns Vietnam Doc You Got Him For Christmas

Denis Villeneuve: In my movie, I created JOI as a cautionary tale about the hollowness of attempting to find Human Connection in The Artifical. Tech Comapny: Big News Gang,

the I Think You And I Are Destined To Do This Forever bowl has been set

That was a hell of a roglers series

Denis villeneuve and Hampton fancher created the greatest piece of speculative fiction of modern times

"Did *your* dukes win the Ventures Bowl?" My dad clowning on me with his blue hens

Listen I'm also for weirdos on the internet accurately saying Stalinist Russia sucked major ass. But I feel like blasting Nazi Germany off the face of the planet was pretty good. Probably should have fucked them up harder

ACIII was not a good assassins creed game as a whole. But bits and pieces within it were put to better use elsewhere

Local Fox is NFC coded, cbs is AFC coded. ABC is "fucking how do I watch MNF again? Why are there *5* espn feeds?" coded. I don't make the rules

That whole thread be like

This is all been leading to the amount of Big 12 I've watched, and things I have said, when I need sheduer sanders now to do something productive

the mark Andrews tush push never gets an encroachment call that's wild

My wife unironically said "Clayton WHO?" Great burn by her accidentally

I'd pay a fortune for a single qb spy

Henry just big cousin pushed that guy into next week

The ravens keep putting themselves into game situations we're hitting the FEED DERRICK HENRY THE ROCK solves it but this is the first were they might actually do it

Corners keep biting on *the* *same* *two* *plays*

That Malik run shows noone knows how to tackle anymore