Got on my high horse about how weather games rule And @dennycarter.bsky.social drools www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weathe...

Darren Aranofsky stole things directly from Satoshi Kon so he's pretty used to art theft

Just End The Suffering

I've made over 1600 comics, it is time to finally give @dennycarter.bsky.social the business this Friday it will be I, the cartoon man, who holds the knife

Voters are dumb as bricks But also, lmao

Everything the Bills have done since firing McDermott has only improved my opinion of McDermott as a coach

Diego Pavia has to get drafted so he can be added to the roster of guys I draw really tiny as a joke bsky.app/profile/edsb...

The biggest crime here isn't the early skepticism about the Hawks, it's the apparent abundance of faith in the fucking Cardinals, what on earth was going on

Is Sam Darnold the first player to catch Mono and reach the Super Bowl

Sam Darnold and the Seahawks have a lot of demons they can properly excise in two weeks

It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it

it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl

YOU MADE IT SAM NOW FINISH THE JOB

Sam Darnold is going to the Super Bowl

That ball was probably uncatchable but I don't think that should allow defenders to hit the player early

Stafford is on some juice right now

(begrudingly) Tom Brady has become the best color commentator out of all the network A team announcers. However before you give him too much credit please remember his competition here is Collinsworth, Romo, and Herbstreit

waaaaaaaah the guy said meanie things to me on the sideline, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck the taunting rule

Dome Football Purists are the equivalent of those competitive Smash Bros players who only play Melee Final Destination No Items. You might get a more pure result, however sometimes it's the chaos factors that actually make the game entertaining

I'm not going to emotionally recover from the idea of Sam Darnold playing in the Super Bowl

THE PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

So happy for Patriots fans who haven't seen their team in the Super Bowl since Donald Trump was president

I cant even tell what yard line the game is on

I have to disagree because I don't care who wins and this is very very funny

Maybe Sean Payton should have taken those points earlier this game huh

I can't even tell where the ball is hahha

DOUBLE SLIP COMEDY

At least 3 super bowl commercials will have the 6-7 meme and then it will finally die

I forgot the SB was in Levi's stadium, now we have to have Seattle or LA win for maximum 49er gut punch

The last two minutes of that half

Will Klutz

well that was a weird series of events

there's no bad 4th and 1 go's, just the shit playcalls coaches dial up for them

It's so weird to think of Davis Webb as a coach because to me he's always the rookie that Ben McAdoo passed over to start Geno Smith in the Eli benching fiasco

man this defense is good

Oh wow I guess the guy who draws football players with large butts isn't "EXPERTS" enough for Bluesky smh this place is toast

Words cannot express how much we needed that successful bomb to hope this game might be watchable when Denver is on offense

TODAY'S BETS If the Seahawks win, I will draw Sam Darnold, first to the top over Lamar, Baker, Allen, and Rosen If the Rams win, I will draw Matthew Stafford as Ram Goku

Waking up every morning to fresh horrors pouring in like sunlight

it's very hard for me to resist a player who directly lends himself to more butt jokes

The Texans vs The Divisional www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-ho...

Bills, I knew you were stupid, but I was still underestimating your game

Admiral McDermott steps down www.thedrawplay.com/comic/admira...

It's kinda funny that we have a goofus and gallant situation with the Bills and Ravens about moving on from a long successful coach

Lots of teams making smart hires We gotta wait for the Raiders and Cardinals for the real laughers, I guess bsky.app/profile/dian...

I watched the Giants press conference and Schoen sounds like he can't breathe and is having an anxiety attack in the first minute www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H29...

Well shit, the Titans weren't stupid, although they better hope he hires a good offensive mind to develop Ward

We got an Indiana championship before Half-Life 3

Miami tonight

Mendoza is going to spend 1 year in Vegas and either turn into a complete degenerate or become a hyper-Christian weirdo the likes of which we've never seen