Giants/Cowboys week 1 SNF my favorite

Pittsburgh ring chasing, going after an over-30 veteran past his prime, giving up young talent in the process. Terrible move

Me whenever I have to unbrick Grandma's computer

New electrical substation just dropped

It's week 8. After starting Drew Allar for 3 weeks due to Mason Rudolph's ACL tear, the Steelers are still awaiting Aaron Rodgers' answer. Rodgers has not been heard from since his spleen enema retreat on North Sentinel Island

Ice up, son www.thedrawplay.com/comic/ice-up...

All primetime games will now be Giants/Cowboys until Iran reopens the strait of hormuz

Tbh John Lynch using AI to draft explains a lot about the 49ers draft history

NEW INTENTIONAL SOUNDING me and @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com argue about the best nicknames in NFL history m.soundcloud.com/david-rappoc...

Gary Anderson, Mr Perfect www.thedrawplay.com/comic/gary-a...

Every time I get annoyed with this platform I'll have something get a lot of views on Instagram and I'm reminded just how much worse and full of dopes a social media site can be, and I appreciate you dopes the most

Death Stranding is a long series of perfectly placed needle drops

Rodgers and McCarthy handing Pittsburgh their first losing season in 20 years would be magical

Sometimes I wonder if a random post will end up on the discover feed or something to be seen by the sickos who look at that feed because why on earth am I suddenly getting a bunch of "why should I care" posts by people who clearly have nothing better to do but post on stuff they dont care about

why does he look so chonky

Boats remain undefeated in NFL scandals

Bad teams make the same mistakes www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-te...

Neat

@minakimes.bsky.social: Okay, next contestant, your word is "Roethlisberger"

Now when Adam Silver and Steve Ballmer call @pablo.show a "Podcaster" to be derogatory they have to preface it with"pulitzer winning"

Since the Onion successfully bought Info wars they should buy Spirit Airlines next

Mulder: I think this killer is an ethereal being made entirely of bees that survives by turning it's victims into puddles of honey to slowly consume over time Scully: No, that's stupid, what *The monster ends up being exactly that* Scully: I will continue to doubt your theories for 7 more seasons

*smugly looks at the camera* Looks like...the Magic...ran out

Philadephia wins but it comes at Boston's expense

AI generated ass baseball field

Sexy has left the building www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sexy-h...

Diego Pavia gets a job www.thedrawplay.com/comic/diego-...

Don't you just love that heartwarming moment when a player gets his draft call www.thedrawplay.com/comic/vrabel...

Adult me: boy I sure hope everyone is okay, looks bad Child me on the inside: I like it when the cars go smashy

The Patriots love cheating scandals

BREAKING: JUSTIN JEFFERSON TO THE BROWNS

It's always great when a guest host goes up there and gets the crowd all hyped up and then the team picks some guard

If Pat Mahomes wants to do an Invisalign ad it should just be all the footage of him on the sidelines slurping and sucking on it between plays and going "this could be you"

I cannot wait till the sports world decides they no longer need Pat McAfee

He pulled the 'ol Anthony Richardson on 3rd down

roll tide

very eat your vegetables and move around two spots kinda first round and then of course the Rams being stupid

Thank you for following along with my annual bullshit once again friends, As always, the players I have left over (about 30!) will get added to the thread as they get picked over the next two days

doing a full tribute to "renegade" by styx just to draft a traits offensive lineman is hilarious

Renegade is a good song the towel is still stupid

I need official confirmation the Rams took Ty Simpson because lmao

I was not expecting Reese to fall to 5, I can't wait to see how we ruin him

DRAFT TIME IS HAPPENING ONCE AGAIN WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAW PLAY DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA THREAD

Can't wait for my favorite annual tradition today: waiting the full 10 minutes to announce the first pick we knew the identity of 3 months ago

Underrated cursed school logo: the animal that shouldn't have teeth gritting its teeth

"You won't believe it I found out about another island!"

Oooooh, I get it now. It's because the other half was for Diana www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/OanK...

Hes going to personally interlock fingers with every media member in attendance to show how platonic it is

Got some blood drawn and treated myself to a breakfast sandwich because I was such a brave boy