My wife blasted Christmas music early to wake me up so she could tell me about the RFK love poems I am getting a divorce

This weekend is gonna be a mess www.thedrawplay.com/comic/prepar...

I need this Texans defense in the playoffs

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

That was the coolest play I've seen all year

Why didn't they call it ZooTwopia

The Metlife turf gets all the attention but NRG out here sending refs to the hospital and nobody says a thing classic big market bias

Me when I forget Im over 30 and not in shape bsky.app/profile/cjze...

NEXT REF UP

It would be extremely Bills to look like a bottom 10 team for two weeks, then put up the best game of the year against a playoff contender, only to stumble into a ditch on TNF

The NFL broadcasts need to go back to the good old days of making the line of scrimmage always blue and then only red for 4th down. This "making it the color of the team with the ball" is too far. At this cloud I will yell

Left Wrists, the hot new QB injury

TONIGHTS BET - ITS STEPHEN KING WEEK General Mills leads his Texan Brigade against the scourge of the north. Can he succeed? If the stupid Bills show up, maybe. If the Texans win, I will draw Davis Mills head and neck coming from the sink as “The Moving Finger”

I cant be the only one who thinks if we got together an entire team of Elon Musks they'd dominate the NFL

Honestly just because of the impending discourse I hope Shedeur goes out there and plays the most vanilla, unremarkable, basic football you can possibly imagine. Give all of us absolutely nothing to talk about whatsoever

Aaron Rodgers' Very Real Wife www.thedrawplay.com/comic/aaron-...

THERE IS STILL A CHANCE HE HURTS HIMSELF IN PRACTICE, HE WONT GET ADDED TILL THE DAY OF

CHAOS REPORT: The Chargers disappoint me 3 ways www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...

I will say one thing about this football game. It is technically a football game.

Tonight's Bet Who on earth is scheduling the Raiders in primetime like this If the Raiders win, I will draw The Pete Carroll Cream Ale

The real comedy of the Vikings this season remains that they let Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones walk for this

They fixed the celebration penalty problem like half a decade ago, replaced it with a stupid taunting penalty problem, and now the celebration problem has come back anyway, it's balls

That could be really bad! Good thing Penix is still young! bsky.app/profile/raps...

What's even worse is no one in Detroit can even publicly say anything because any bad words towards the refs gets fined. Teams should be able to call out bad officiating without bullshit penalties

CHEERS, EAGLES

You know it's a bad call when even the announcers are like "wow that call absolutely sucks ass"

We replaced Jared Goff with AI, and you'd never guess what happened next

Jared Scoff

Close enough. CONGRATS, JETS bsky.app/profile/tsno...

If you take a few drinks and squint you can pretend the Jets are beating the Texans

They flagged the pole hug? I hate this stupid league

Yeah that tracks

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

I love that Canadian Football willingly decided to keep the uprights right smack in the center of the endzone like a historic tree the city cant cut down

CHEERS, BRONCOS!

He looked like a 5th round pick on a 2 win team thrust into a game unexpectedly due to injury in the second half that is to say: pretty damn bad. But certainly not enough to wager any sort of definitive opinion. Gotta see him stink next week too first

Broncos: gimme that devil magic Chiefs: nooooooo how could you do this to meee

THERES THE GAME SEALING RUN BY THE RAVENS! DERRICK HENRY WITH THE CLASSI...Im being told it was Mark Andrews? what

Browns/Ravens, Cardinals/9ers, and Rams/Seahawks are so entertaining Then we have Broncos/Chiefs for the sickos

Derrick Henry didn't house the late game breakaway run? He's washed

Writers furiously deleting their "Maybe we take Sam Darnold seriously as an MVP contender" drafts

Big Game Darnold is BACK (Derogatory)

Does Shedeur know Kyle Hamilton is not a Brown

Browns/Ravens is impossibly drunk

Shedeur airmailed that pick McCarthy style

Before anyone asks, Sheduer coming in does not get him on the hydra. He has to START a game to be added

This is gonna be one of those games for Baltimore, huh

The Cardinals should keep the black helmet as their main helmet