i feel attacked

I'm hearing the vibes are "immaculate" and "could not possibly be better"

Scrooged is an 80s movie in every way. Even though it was released in '89 it has no connection whatsoever to the 90s. I love it.

the guy who baited DK Metcalf today in Detroit 👇

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

I've seen enough. The Jaguars are For Real.

In the summer of 1950 most US newspapers ran an AP story about how race had become the main issue in the upcoming Georgia governor's race. Segregationist Herman Tallmadge, governor from '47 to '55 and then a Senator until 1981 made a name for himself by refusing to "apologize for being a white man."

our online lives have really warped the way we act in public, especially post-COVID

the fan was wearing a DK Metcalf jersey???

My interns have told me Payton has been far more aggressive on fourth downs over the past few weeks. No team, in fact, has been more aggressive than Denver. I apologize for the oversight (and hope for Broncos fans that this continues).

One reason I'm skeptical of the Broncos as legit contenders is Sean Payton's hyper-conservative fourth down decision making. It might work against bad regular season opponents. Eventually you're gonna have to get aggressive though.

Announcer in the Broncos-Jaguars game: "Sean Payton is not into analytics. He's about people."

Can’t get rusty in a dome folks

Taysom's package will remain massive until morale improves.

A career-high 16 touches for Taysom Hill today.

This is the thing about the "shift" that led to the 2024 results. It was entirely fake. Our culture is determined by fake accounts operating within a blackbox algorithm. None of it is real, and I think we all feel that.

Get Joe Burrow to a team with a dome. That's all I ask.

When you can't escape the fascist messaging assaulting you from your TV screen, know that your fellow Americans don't care for the people in charge, and that this cultural shift - like all cultural shifts - is not permanent. badfaithtimes.com/cultural-shi...

this ..... is so chilling

god this is funny

we love a dome, don't we folks

“I hope Americans realize the conquering of CBS was the natural endpoint of generations of right wingers complaining moaning and bitching and whining and crying that major media outlets weren't being fair to them.”

Tyler Shough on pace for 64 pass attempts today. Normal game, normal week.

Rashee Rice out and Xavier Worthy has one catch

what happened to her

this will be JJ McCarthy if he has one more bad game

the amount of eye black these zoomer QBs are using is crazy. grow up.

I truly don't understand why the Saints keep doing Taysom Hill stuff. If he doesn't throw the ball (which he doesn't) he's below average at whatever other position he plays. And I get that he was Sean Payton's guy but... Sean Payton isn't the coach anymore! He was two coaches ago!

There’s a reason Mike Krzyzewski berated officials night in and night out despite getting the friendliest whistle in the ACC for 30 years.

In another lost season with a new head coach the Saints are centering their entire offense on 35 year old gadget player Taysom Hill in Week 16. It's really something.

Never

The very idea of producing "evidence" for this sort of claim is preposterous, but the likely effect will be incentivizing businesses to just hire the white guy, so as to avoid trouble.

My son got a zen garden for his birthday this week. I found it in the dining room this morning. “You matter.” Wanted to share it in case anyone out there needs to hear this today.

I'm still not used to CBS being state media

It's always kinda unclear whether Al Michaels knows what's going on awfulannouncing.com/amazon/al-mi...

The numbers don't lie.

I wrote about this a while back because it is *so* annoying that Campbell's intelligence and thoughtfulness is ignored because he has large biceps. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

Not to harp on it but there really is no winning for football analytics in mainstream media circles because analytically based decisions are totally ignored when they work - attributed instead to a coach's manliness - and dubbed a failure when the right choice doesn't lead to the desired outcome.

[somberly] Ben Johnson did nothing wrong

Seinfeld voice: Why don’t they always run the “guaranteed to score a TD” play?

good luck with your “analytics”

Michael Strahan last night delivered the worst anti-analytics diatribe I’ve ever heard. “Why would you forgo a field goal and try to score a TD if you don’t have a play guaranteed to score a TD?” Made Troy Aikman sound like a quant.

A family of four has to be willing to spend $100 for a dinner out. Twenty bucks for three chicken tenders and 15 French fries? Ok sure.

It’s more than that though. It’s mainstreaming the previously fringe belief that any effort to promote diversity in the workplace constitutes an attack on white folks everywhere.

My Week 16 matchup column looks at Jacksonville’s vulnerability against boundary wideouts, the run heavy Bears vs. the run funnel Packers, how the Vikings are likely to attack the dismal Giants defense, things of that nature. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

The Trump regime is looking for victims of workplace diversity policies. The faith could not possibly be worse. badfaithtimes.com/the-american...

no points scored ever and everyone wants to kill each other

Matt LaFleur absolutely lives for Malik Willis games