The Trump administration’s war on tourism in red states continues

Best Thanksgiving ever. #FinsUp

Me when Mike McDaniel kicks off the 2026 Dolphins training camp.

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looking forward to seeing the fam again this thxgving

Stick to sports.

If you're putting $100 down on this, you deserve not to have that $100.

Enough with the pecan pie talk. Let's focus on the important things here. It's pee-can, not peh-cahn.

Me watching the Dolphins get to another 8-9 season.

People act like pie is the only dessert food with a low floor. Have you ever had bad cake? It’s horrendous.

Bad news, rural America.

Pie is a vehicle for whipped cream as french fries are a vehicle for ketchup.

I am here for the food discourse.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

this is also why it was great to have slapfights about Star Wars rankings yesterday, that's the kind of shit that makes Online worth it

#NFL 😂

I love walking into Bluesky after a little time away and having no context to the posts.

Me going for the last slice of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving before one of the damn kids gets it

😂 a Russian nesting doll of bullshit I'll have to save that one for Dolphins commentary this winter.

The missing Cheers episode.

The giants kick their fans in the balls every chance they get.

No Dolphins football today.

Oh, not much. Just reading the Boston Globe about the Patriots' odds of getting the one seed in the AFC.

Yes.

😂 I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.

ngl, I did not see the Patriots running away with the division this year.

When Melania Coin reaches zero, it will be worth as much as her husband.

Everything is going well, I see.

😂😂😂

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The person writing a check in the express line would like a word.

Mike Mcdaniel has committed the unforgivable sin of turning me into a just kick the field goal guy

Fire McDaniel into the sun.

Ok, the Commanders are worse.

I'm not rooting against overtime, but I'm not not rooting against it either.

Announced crowd at the Bernabéu today is 78,610 for the NFL’s first ever game in Spain

That was the safetyest of safeties.

Mad props to some of these European Dolphins fans. They do love this team. We deserve better.

In the history of Spain where do you think this game compares to The Black Death of 1348-1350?

Shit now we’re going to need 3 more field goals

I was disappointed they weren't selling paper bags with eye holes at the stadium.

Half of their plays are literally “ACHANE PLEASE DO SOMETHING”

Just got a sneak peek at the Dolphins' offensive playbook for the rest of this game, I'll share it here 60 yards on his first 9 touches today

Uh, there’s a reason these teams are 3-7

The Dolphins and Commanders

Both of these teams committing boneheaded penalties on 4th and short feels like a great way to describe both teams this season

I met one of my heroes in Espana.