I know we keep seeing these stories about Republican officials who are arrested for sex crimes against children, but it's just a string of hundreds of coincidences.

Siri, show me someone who has never found the clitoris. (And probably denies its existence)

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Biden had one job and only one job: crush the insurrectionist Republican Party, because the moment they got back in power they clearly intended demolish any other progress made before or after. He never even started to pretend to try.

Congratulations to New York taxpayers, on the hook for $6 million in school buses so that FIFA billionaires can pocket more cash https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7272680/2026/05/12/world-cup-bus-prices-new-york-new-jersey/

This shithead should be taken off your list of acceptable candidates! Boo this man!

parole board ought to deny her

Moment of lucidity.

"As soon as we can, but certainly sometime this summer or possibly by Thanksgiving or Q3 2028."

watch Kendrick drop four at 11:45 just for spite

I cannot take seriously anyone who is upset about birth rates. I’m sorry but I can’t. Let’s just all do our part to make a society that is kinder and which cares for its people, minimizes harm, and maximizes prosperity and things will take care of itself. Promise.

Nobody is obligated to hang out in a Nazi bar!!

General Tso is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

He's got my vote.

The Minnesota state flag, btw, only looks like a Somali flag if you're on the lookout for stuff to get racistly mad about. The star is completely different The shade of blue is different (the flag was always going to be blue) There's also a K shape that vaguely looks like the state.

Such an infuriating goal to concede. Portland is dominating possession and the flow of play, and then get complacent for one moment right before halftime and get hosed. #RCTID

So much of Portland’s defense is held together by Finn Surman’s superhuman ability to scramble and clear the ball. On one hand, it’s incredible to witness. On the other… what the hell rest-of-guys-not-named-Finn Surman. #RCTID

JFC, these racist assholes . . .

Help with daycare? Too expensive. Healthcare you can afford? Nope. But paying his friend millions of taxpayer dollars to paint the bottom of the Reflecting Pool? Absolutely. The corruption never ends.

Well, I think Elon and Trump have been on the same flight logs before

Well, at least the next elections will be clear as hell. Has your ass embraced white supremacy or hasn't it?

Is Burgum stupid or a liar? (Trick question, he's both)

I would pay 5 crisp, new, unmarked dollars for someone to drop a book or laptop near him.

@governorwalz.mn.gov knew what he was talking about

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

Go Knights!

Do you all understand what we've lost, culturally, to climate change?

"upper middle class" bitch idk what you think that means but it does not mean "second home in manhattan"

when u tax the rich

Alpha United would like a word. #RCTID

I often say that the fight for democracy is the fight of our generation. But let me be clear, if you aren’t fighting for Black voting rights right now then you aren’t really fighting for democracy.

The absolute irony of the “nation of sheep” sticker

Would someone please think of the ultra wealthy who have a 2nd residence in NYC???

Hatred for Nazis.

More like this, please. #RCTID

Definitely not gonna mention a hat trick. #RCTID

SKC's performance is so bad that Ian James is puking. #RCTID

I'm just leaving this here #RCTID

The Timbers should play SKC every week. #RCTID

The Timbers somehow have 108% possession. #RCTID

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

What a strike! #RCTID

Sign of solidarity - literally - in the North End in support of #SaveTheCaps. Hell yeah. #RCTID

Shit god damn, Sam Sarver!

Sue these bastards out of existence.