This is so insane it actually works. Both players look like they’re about to leave their bodies. Excellent television.

It’s giving Astros 2012

Woof.

Barry Bonds says George Steinbrenner offered him a contract and told him it needed to be signed by 2 PM, Bonds says he hung up on him and went to SF

Aaron Judge on pace for 648 strikeouts, which would be a new record

Also tomorrow this will be v fun. Doug Glanville and I will be doing live pre-game video stream from dodger stadium.

José Caballero loses MLB's first-ever ABS challenge

Here are my 10 bold predictions for 2026, featuring the Royals, Tigers, White Sox, Twins, Phillies, Blue Jays, Dodgers, Cubs. A’s and more: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

Today I learned Decoy Ohtani has a Wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoy_%...

Runners at the corners adds to the kitty features 🐱

well now I can't not see it

Giants vs. Yankees opening night baseball chat! Free for everyone to join: open.substack.com/chat/posts/0...

Not if that gas has to transit the Hormuz, we aren’t

Hey we’ve finally got a pope familiar with the for-profit murder scheme that is US health care! We’re cooking with gas now.

help

I’m begging “it’s just a slap on the wrist” doomers to read this post slowly three times out loud. ⬇️

But what is significant here is that there are 1000s of cases just like this waiting in the wings. That means even if you multiply $3M across 1000 plaintiffs, up to $3B in damages.

These are the new Philip Morris guys except they’re also assisting in the destruction of democracies all over the world. Even if you don’t ruin your life becoming addicted to their product, their actions will still make your life/community/society worse.

Actually scratch that. Court rooms all over the world. Get his ass.

Very much looking forward to Zuck spending the next several years in court rooms around the country getting his ass handed to him over and over again.

On May 25th the Blue Jays are giving away a young Vlad Jr. Expos bobblehead and I may have to make my way to Toronto.

everyone please go like this post so that @jcsalterego.bsky.social has to spend the entire day photoshopping increasingly larger Mickey Mouse gloves on Cody Bellinger also Molly’s chat is great and you should sign up for that too

oh god cody is smothering that one guy

for every ten likes on your post, i will photoshop an increasing larger mickey mouse glove on cody bellinger

We are in here talking opening day, introducing ourselves and sharing our favorite teams and our hopes for the 2026 baseball season: open.substack.com/chat/posts/a...

“It’s Opening Day!” we all exclaim for the next three days, stretching the definition of time until the earth folds in on itself and starts anew.

So many of you have supported our work with @hofoco.org and we can’t thank you enough. We have grown rapidly in the 12 years I’ve been involved and you guys have helped give our community a lifeline with your donations. Here’s a new 3-minute video showing what we do ❤️ youtu.be/1PAZaA3p4JA?...

maybe baseball will fix my mental health!!

Every day I wake up hoping for somebody to come out of temporary hibernation and somebody else to go into permanent hibernation and we are 0/2 again! 😩

WHERE IS @darthbluesky.bsky.social

It’s opening day my friends we made it!!!!!

Here's what I think will happen to #MLB's 30 teams this year. www.bleedcubbieblue.com/mlb-news/203...

WHERE IS @darthbluesky.bsky.social

“I am political,” Ms. Rachel told me of her new effort to free kids from ICE detention. “It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love … and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border. Mr. Rogers was very political.”

It’s the future, it’s inevitable, just accept it, it’s the way we will all be working very soon and there is no point in trying to oh wait it sucks, no one asked for it or wants it, and it’s shutting down forever.

Reminder that I'm looking for one (1) ticket for Thursday's Phillies game. If someone cancels last minute and can't go, or you can't go, I'm your gal. I don't even need to sit with you if you think that's weird. I can wander!

We love to see it.

Frank Thomas has filed a lawsuit against the White Sox, Nike and Fanatics, alleging they profited from selling items such as jerseys bearing his name without his consent or compensation.

every single day the late night shows rack up millions of views on youtube alone we are the smallest of these shows and we have more youtube subscribers than theo von the episode this clip is from currently has about 1/5th the views of our most recent monologue these guys are literally just lying

👍👍👍👍 Is it “Good News Tuesday” or something

I should clarify that there were two separate findings of liability involving 37,500 violations. So that's ~$375 million in a state that contains 0.62% of the US population. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Also, beyond the money in the New Mexico case, there will be a bench trial in May to adjudicate NM's claim that Meta needs to change its product to comply with state law.

Everyone dooming over how $185M means nothing to Meta: this lawsuit was brought by one (small) state. Forty-nine plus DC to go. It is okay and encouraged to celebrate Ws instead of just saying “it doesn’t matter” every time any awful corporation faces ANY consequences. This could force change.

Verdict is in for the New Mexico child safety case against Meta. Goes against Meta on every question. Jury finds Meta liable for ~37,000 violations. Maximum liability of $5,000 per violation.

Diesel in LA is averaging $7.064 a gallon today, the highest ever on record: gasprices.aaa.com?state=CA

Regular unleaded in Los Angeles costs an average of $5.933 today on average, up from $4.670 a month ago (from AAA website) gasprices.aaa.com?state=CA