It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON

congrats 2 Seattle. may the mariners do this some day 🙏

I wrote this story in 2017 on Sam Darnold loving pressure. Well!! www.espn.com/espn/feature...

patriots in 40 plays before idiot on the field: 84 yards, 0 points. patriots in 2 plays after idiot on the field: 59 yards. 7 points.

It took that weird 2 point conversion and some other punt return witchcraft but the Rams special teams was shit all year. Hawks earned this.

Rams really messed this up lol. Patriots are getting mogged. Congrats to the Hawks. Give the entire defense the Super Bowl MVP.

It’s been revealed that the “What’s your Favorite?” camera feature is part of the Pokémon GO 10th anniversary and Pokémon’s 30th Anniversary celebrations. New Trainers who use the feature and create a Pokémon GO account will get a Special Research rewarding Gengar and 100 PokéCoins.

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

hello tech kings and queens. ‘Tis I, the person with the broken phone at the Apple Store on Super Bowl Sunday. ☹️ Which iPhone should I purchase? 16? 16 Plus? 17? 17 Pro? Halp

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

What genre we talking here? Celine Dion or Maroon 5?

I hope folks grasp the fascistic resentment underpinning this shit, and the fact that there is nothing these AI robber barons would like more than to automate human creativity because they resent it and wish to devalue, own, and control it and us.

Once again I am urging u to go to see SEND HELP. It is a campy horror film about a woman treated like shit at work who gets to enact revenge on the CEO’s nepo baby failson on a deserted island. We howled with laughter the whole time. A rollicking skewering of the patriarchy. ❤️❤️

The Silicon Valley bros are the villains of this era but they’re not even *cool* villains. They are friendless dorks with no rizz who have completely lost touch with reality. Giving Stephen Miller and Mark Zuckerberg so much control over the future of civilization is fucking insane. Zero humanity.

This entire Trump/Silicon valley era is solely about rewarding the most unethical, tone deaf people on earth. A total race to the bottom. Hard work, education, subject mastery, truth and facts all cast aside for get-rich-quick-grifts. I wonder how long society can survive this.

JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

Prince Andrew went down in flames. That was well-deserved. British Royal Family still has some explaining to do tho as Andrew always has bodyguards etc so it’s not like they wouldn’t have known what he was up to!

Hilarious that this seems to be the only punishment from this tranche of Epstein files so far. Peter Attia is still employed by Bari Weiss at CBS News as far as I can tell. Pathetic.

Really good from @lindaholmes.bsky.social about my favorite TV show. Season 2 is great but needs more Mel King, IMO.

btw: it's totally fine to bitch on bluesky about how bad everything is. But it means nothing if you aren't also out in your community trying to make it better in ways that you can. Do the work or STFU while the rest of us do it for you.

Hilarious to be receiving EXCITED texts from people I work with in homeless outreach in our community about Nithya announcing her run for mayor. Better tell them she doesn't pass the purity test of the leftists who do nothing but sit on their ass and bitch on Bluesky about how bad everything is!

Oh no! Some far left bluesky users are mad about this because she's not far left enough. Even though she'd be the most progressive mayor we've ever had, doesn't take corporate money, etc. Some people just don't want to believe better things are possible because it would crush their victimhood.

"Raman would immediately pose a formidable challenge to Bass. She was the first council member to be elected with support from the Democratic Socialists of America, which scored an enormous victory last fall with the election of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani." LET'S FUCKING GO

OMG!!! Nithya is who we want to be mayor of Los Angeles. I've worked with her personally through @hofoco.org. She's a progressive who actually gives a shit about helping people, not enriching herself. THE DREAM CANDIDATE: www.latimes.com/california/s...

“They’re basically torturing people into signing off on their own deportation,” said one attorney. Superb, deeply reported story, via @charpentier.bsky.social

How psychotic does one have to be to excel at the luge

It's time to deport drug addicts who scam the government. by Elon Musk

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

They’ll be hearing from his father

Jesus Christ. Get him out of there!!

Important note: the last pope died basically the day after meeting him

Best Coast's Bethany Cosentino lambasts Wasserman Music, citing Epstein connections

the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic. Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️

Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

This is an extremely weird DFA to me. Is his left arm currently stuck in a garbage disposal?

The Dodgers DFA’d the guy with Selena’s “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom”as his walk-up song for a guy who has the dancing squirtle sax music as his walk-up song. A real rollercoaster for the 38 year olds of Bluesky!!

This is crazy and also the women of Los Angeles are going to be in shambles.

lmao

Bullshit.

Fox host Harris Faulkner has to correct herself after confidently declaring that Bad Bunny is not American.

People Magazine putting “racist” in a bold headline. NYT making huge progress (for them) putting “racist” in the dek in smaller font of course.

Weren’t these the same people who wanted everyone fired who said anything disparaging about Charlie Kirk?

Gonna need a Richter scale reading on this booing. Thank u

Still laughing this morning. Watching a woman who has been treated like shit at work go crazy and torture the boss’s nepo baby son on a deserted island healed something in me. Highest recommend! Rachel McAdams is incredible. Go see it this weekend and laugh your ass off.