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🚨 RED CARD ALERT! 🚨 🟥 Miguel Almirón - 45'+3'

What's the funniest thing Almirón could have said while covering his mouth?

I HAVE Googled. Even went to the library. Now I’m coming to ask smart people I have no reason to believe have the answer. How do I make good buttercream frosting? I want it mind-bendingly sweet but I don’t want it tasting like powdered sugar. Help me. Then go back to burning the patriarchy.

Are we a soccer country now?

Beaches belong to all of us. Fuck Vinod Khosla

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the Turks aren't playing around!

There's only one acceptable place to find love online - K-Date, which is the personals section of the Kraft Foods website

That "now" is doing a lot of work

Blocking all of Twitter's domains through my router was one of the best decisions I've ever made

All of which is to say: Free Trade Open Borders Taco Trucks On Every Corner

Not that anyone should need *another* reason to follow Molly, but it's hard to think of a better one than telling Polymarket to fuck off

But wait my congressman @usrepjimmypanetta.bsky.social keeps bragging he’s holding Trump accountable by voting for this

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it? Anywhere! You get it anywhere! Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...

Vodka + Rockstar Recovery Lemonade, you get all the upsides of a Four Loko with all the downsides of another Four Loko

GRAND SLAM Harrison Bader (5) 425 ft (23°, 105.8 mph) off Jordan Leasure (95.8 mph 4-seam, 2310 rpm) CWS 3-SF 9 (B5, 3-1, 2 outs)

I swear graphic designers are having a competition to see how explicit they can make it while retaining plausible deniability

Not nice

Dudes rock

AI is the Jared Leto of technology

@gamersnexus.bsky.social has got to be one of the most Bluesky coded YouTube channels

"I'll call today" "You call now" "I'll call now"

Garunteed Garaunteed Guaranteed Only took my three tries that time

Excellent name

DRAFT TIME IS HAPPENING ONCE AGAIN WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAW PLAY DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA THREAD

what the hell was jung hoo lee doing

PowerBook G5

“actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.” “actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.” “actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.” “actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.”

You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage.

This is so weak! Just call for his impeachment! But no, that would be seen as "partisan" so instead you're abdicating your moral duty, and passing it off to someone else. Absolutely pathetic excuse for leadership.

Heads up if you use @1password.bsky.social on iPadOS/iOS, no it's not just you, they intentionally disabled the popup. You know, the single most important aspect of their product if you prefer 1 tap to 5 EVERY time you go to log in somewhere. But don't worry, they also just increased the price.

The Pope is too busy finally building that overpass through the Sistine Chapel to worry about crime

Iranian Foreign Minister:

SPLASHDOWN!

Didn't think this splashdown would make me emotional, but here come the tears

I don't know what we did to deserve Marisa, but we're so lucky to have her. Go subscribe to The Handbasket!

I still can't get over this final quote. She didn't even create it, AI did, that's the whole point!

Thought I was going crazy for a second, but nope, @sfgiants.com broadcast is playing English and Spanish commentary simultaneously

So is today what the Cuban missile crisis felt like? Just stupider and self imposed?

I'm thinking TACO, but only for a week or two, then we're right back here again, probably on a Friday after markets close. But that might just be hopium, since the alternative is...incomprehensible.

@usrepjimmypanetta.bsky.social is conspicuously absent. Coward.

Dudes rock

Absolutely classic movie, 10/10 Also Michelle Trachtenberg 😭

The @sfgiants.com's Gigantes uniforms are kinda fire