Fucking RIGHT.

“We won’t let a small, insecure man terrorize us. We know our rights, and we won’t be intimidated.” — state Rep. Delia Ramírez 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Professional journalists falling for the “just resting my eyes” Dad Joke soon to be flabbergasted by beloved classics such as “Peek-A-Boo” and “Got Yer Nose”

When all is said and done, if we survive, we need to open a “Mainstream Media Hall of Shame” where posts like this will be framed on the wall so nobody forgets how we got here

I feel like we’re accelerating towards our own French-style revolution and I no longer feel any urgency to try to stop it

ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme

"Trump is the man responsible for it. He’s fucking with your airplanes, he’s fucking with your time, and he’s fucking with your money. He’s the reason you’re a caged animal right now. I wouldn’t want to be him if you ever get loose." and it's only going to get worse from here

Trump, Noem, Rubio, Lewandowski, Houman, and everyone else involved are accessories before and after the fact to crimes against humanity. Nuremberg 2 is on tap.

"But we cannot ever know if sleep was in his heart."

“He arrived at his funeral, appearing to have his eyes closed.”

Ok tbf this is also how I’d like to be described after I die

look running for office is one thing but once you win you're supposed to be Republican that's just how things are only crazy radicals won't do that

“Appearing to close his eyes” MODERN MAINSTREAM JOURNALISM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Signal boosting for a friend!

Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.

"Delights in being mean", the inscription at the grand entrance to the Trump Throne Room now under construction, probably.

It me! My story! I dun writ it! 🧪🔭

Eep. I was given some money to make a meatloaf dinner and was terrifyingly expensive. Even on sale was twice as expensive as two years ago.

It's funny that Musk is like "empathy will destroy society" and then cries when someone is mean to him

Signal boost!

Now that I think about it, from now on I am referring to Kash Patel as "MAGA Milhouse"

They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale. Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.

“What is civilisation? I don’t know. I can’t define it in abstract terms, yet. But I think I can recognise it when I see it. And I’m looking at it now.” -Kenneth Clark

Turns out DHS was planning to Fred Flintstone these planes into the air by cutting holes for the pilots to run with their bare feet www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

GOOD LORD DEREK WHY ARE YOU SHARING PHOTOS OF AN EMPTY GYM

Reposting my most recent history of science blog post! 🧪

Like… people want affordable groceries, housing, and healthcare, *And* they want their friends and loved ones the be alive and safe and free from persecution. These are not mutually exclusive ideas. They are in fact bound up together.

My vague impression is if people take up this incredibly predatory offer with nothing else being done, it will just further reduce the amount of housing available and cause prices to go up more.

I love to point out that evolution came up with two strategies for animals to survive falls: 1. Cat-righting reflex, so an animal can land on its feet when it tumbles 2. Panda gooshiness, so it doesn't hurt when they tumble

I've said it before: everything giant pandas do makes more sense if you imagine they are six drinks in on a Friday night. But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered. A conservation success story!

Something is going on over there this morning.

"That is NOT what our great Founders had in mind!" Constitution, Section 8: "The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises..."

Make Assaulters Giddy Again

This is delightful and I'm glad he gets to enjoy the (positive) attention, because his coincidental appearance in that photo just gave us all such joy.

I do appreciate that the Leopards have now come for the faces of the insurance company executives

#Florida SIGN UP NOW‼️ Don’t wait.

Clips like this are political gold

Hello im a professional writer for axios home of the axiomizer 5000 a robot that tells me what new trademark axioms to use like “why it matters” which i am unable to do on my own. Before the robot my pitches were “why it good” and “more words say.” The robot is better and married my wife

the president is nutso

Trump‘s brilliant plan of 50 year mortgages means that after your first 20 years making huge interest payments to a bank you will have paid down almost none of the principal and they will still own the house you are living in with 30 years to go. A scam from a career con man.

Does he stare into the tailpipe of a backfiring 1950s jalopy every morning to get ready

“We, OpenAI, need the help of the American taxpayer to achieve our goals, whatever the hell they are IDK”

He fucking hates dogs for some reason and I’m pretty sure the feeling is mutual

Such a good negotiator! “If you don’t end the shutdown, I’ll blow up the filibuster! If you do end the shutdown, I’ll… blow up the filibuster anyway.”

Radiation is incredibly healthy! It can give you spider powers, or make you a human torch, or an incredible hulk

Their bullshit is so low energy these days. Sad!

Well Predator: Badlands was a fucking delight!

Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.