In a week or two, years will go by without ever hearing his name. And the only time his name ever comes up, by anyone, will be when some other piece of shit gets domed in public by a Nazi.

Charlie Kirk will be forgotten even more thoroughly, and quickly, than Rush Limbaugh. Hell, Trump already forgot the guy ever even existed. Other Nazis are already fighting over his carcass to fill the vacant space he left. His billionaire funders already moving onto new investments.

Like, how do they keep that piece of shit in the news now, after they already blew their load on their lil Nazi rally no one watched and Sinclair hagiography no one watched.

Since I am already playing Silksong, I ordered Tunic and Dungeons 2, the former is basically Zelda but with a fox and the latter is a modernized Dungeon Keeper. Since I only play video games like once or twice a year, might as well try em.

You got a phobia, someone is spending a whole lot of time with tweezers and crafting supplies carefully making a lil diorama of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHYI...

Tons of em. www.youtube.com/watch?v=df_K...

There are a shit ton of channels where you can watch people carefully and meticulously create horror dioramas www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6-I...

If the discourse is annoying the everloving shit out of you, allow me to introduce you to Horror Diorama Crafting youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFv-...

Monday morning. Things no one in the US is sure about: Whether H-1B workers who live in the US will be able to return from abroad Who runs EDVA What arbitrary tariff changes Trump will announce THIS WEEK Whether government will be open in 10 days

My parents heard a cricket chirping in the drain of one of their bathroom sinks for a couple of days last week. They put a plastic hair snake down the drain and left it overnight. The next morning, a lil cricket had used it as a ladder and was waiting in the sink bowl to be relocated outside.

Guy who read that weird memo about Charlie Kirk's superhuman neck and starts an intense kung fu training regimen for his neck. Every day he's doing 500 neck crunches, he's subjecting his neck to progressively more powerful blows, etc. He's crying into a shaman's arms behind a waterfall

I literally never want to get a text from Al Franken. How do I stop this. How do I say, "I will never, ever, ever consider giving you money if you have Al Franken text me." Who do I have to convince that this is bad?

EXACTLY THIS. When Elon fucked the algorithms to keep links off-site, my posts about new books went from thousands of likes to <100, overnight. Not wasting time on X was an economic necessity.

fbi: don't make fun of charlie kirk or we will prosecute you also fbi: charlie kirk stopped the bullet because of his big fat neck. his neck was big and thick like that of a moose. the neck meat was stronger than steel itself. it was like a tree stump connecting his head to his shoulders

Even if you think it’s funny that in death Kirk is so thoroughly reaping what he sowed — and I do! — the fact that you could notice the dissonance in the first place is indicative of that underlying empathy. Republicans quite likely do not emotionally perceive anything wrong with their actions

If you have looked at anything about Kirk’s funerary rites and gone “Christ, he was a Nazi but that’s a bit inhuman even applied to him” then you have more compassion and empathy than any single one of his followers, down to the rank and file

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

Lmfao more people listened to me complain about how Everything Everywhere All At Once is the capstone of the intellectual bankruptcy of the Asian American petite bourgeoisie and its capitalist patriarchal propaganda than watched this fucking Charlie Kirk memorial Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I try not to be mean but 26,000????????? Didn't he have more average viewers than that? The president was at this guy's funeral? ABC decided Steve Harvey was a bigger name and they were right by orders of MAGNITUDE and the president was there? But he's not on family feud!

There's a reason Disney lost $4 billion in market cap in 2 days for suspending THE FUCKING MAN SHOW GUY

The funeral today had about 100,000 in attendance and 300,000 on YouTube. That is 0.1% of the US population. For scale, the Super Bowl was watched by 37% of Americans this year.

like, you win, man we're all talking about you you're on every TV channel the whole world knows your name you went viral in a way people who saw it will literally never forget hope you're looking up at us from the afterlife and feeling great about the results of selling your soul to your new boss

this man's life is such a grim cautionary tale about hitching your entire identity to clicks and follows and internet fame. it's beyond dystopian; it's like some kind of horrifying ancient fable where someone got the thing they begged the gods for and then it destroyed them. absolute King Midas shit

like if you talked to one person who really loves you today, you're more deeply tied to this world on every level than the guy whose funeral is on twelve jillion television stations

folks, it’s finally time t

Imagine the miserable loser dipshit who tuned into their horst wessel pageant, going to work today. He's like "hey did you see the fireworks and the YMCA yesterday" Coworker like "no I watched football with my buddies and had a pizza, what the fuck are you talking about. Stop being weird"

They fucked up by trying to counter program the nfl with this shit. I was at a packed bar all day watching games with folks I’m sure have shit politics but they were there with me having fun instead

I can almost guarantee that not a single person I work with is going to bring it up even in passing. They didn't even say anything about the thing that set all of this off.

honestly the simultaneously truest, funniest, most fitting, and most damning thing you can say about this is: he would have wanted it this way

dunno if 10 hours of livestreamed garment rending and teeth gnashing by the weirdest people on earth is gonna change the fact that they woke all their dragons day one. you're already literally invading america! oh is a second set of gloves coming off? have we seen the end of your famous restraint

outside of social media -- and really only politics-addled social media -- i haven't seen a single instance of organic concern about this beyond "wow that's crazy"

for all the talk of dragons awakening or whatever there's only so much juice in any given lemon and they've squeezed the shit out of this one

my prediction is, that chapter is just about closed now

Video game where you play the 11cm tall Venus of Willendorf and you must escape a realistic Vienna Natural History Museum. You have no arms but you *can* push things about as needed en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_o...

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

lol fuck if trump likes this he's going to start holding more big elaborate funerals where everybody cheers for him

Food aversion is not cultural. It’s a neurobiological process. It’s an evolutionary advantage for your body to become repulsed and or averse to eating something that might be unsafe. People with pronounced food aversion responses have more difficulty tuning out those signals.

Oxford has been around since 1096. Imagine tossing almost a thousand years of academic reputation into the garbage, setting it on fire, and then pissing it out over a useless fucking plagiarism machine what loses billions of dollars a year telling people to kill themselves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9bO... Team Hamish all the way

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

Bonus: Stacey has had many suitors and she's hissed them all away. These are the cats I know.

People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.