Also, our discord cyberbullied us into updating our Auction Snack Wishlist, so if you would like to feed my army (me, Mr. Bree, Donna, Mr. Donna, and Secret Logistical Friend) as we figure out how to send out ~650 packages of auction stuff... 💃 Don't judge I like nerds & jerky. lol amzn.to/44R9l3Y

okay, I'm heading outside to IRRIGATE MY NEW TOMATO BED and then the tomatoes get their new hoooome

I am finding it kind of... unsettling that everyone is abruptly dropping him because every single thing that has come out about him has made perfect sense and seemed inevitable in the context of the last thing that came out about him. Truly the most exhaustingly unsurprising string of revelations.

I finally googled what usmnt stands for I had "us men's" but I kept ending it with ninja turtles because none of the letters seemed like soccer

my brain has been too frazzled to think for the past few weeks so when my printers aren't busy, I've just been printing clicky d20 parts, dragon fidget eggs (in our shop colors!) and also those word tracker stencil/pen sets and when we are on the other side of shipping madness THE SHOP WILL BE WILD

HEY FRIENDS! Did you miss your shot to sign up for @clairewillett.bsky.social's Hater's Book Club, now with 50% more schism? Did you miss your chance to sign up for @courtneymilan.com's Samuel Alito is a Whiny Pissbaby Chat? We got you! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Now that I have peeked at the DoomJoy spreadsheet, it looks like @totallydonna.kitrocha.com and I will be shipping out ~636 packages this year. 385 of them will be envelopes with stickers & magnets. The rest will be CHAOS. LOL

I mostly don't donate to politicians at all these days, but I definitely don't donate to ones outside of my community. Part of accepting that every state in this nation is its own quirky mini-world is knowing that sometimes I don't have the range to make decisions about what's going on there.

Behold @totallydonna.kitrocha.com's masterpiece!!! Tomorrow I will irrigate it and the fall tomatoes will have a nice place to live!!!!!!!!

No matter that I already knew, it makes me giggle each time I see the list of domains spun up for this "You can go to linktr.ee/3Dwhistles if you want, but toottootmotherfucker.com, whistlegoblins.fun, and whistlecoven.com will all get you to the same place."

GREEN DOTS GREEN DOTS

Really appreciate this piece and also @sesmith.lol recognizing & reinforcing that while Courtney and I have been very visible, this was always a team effort. And the Whistle Crew just donated hundreds of items to @romancingthevote.com and raised $1000s for voting rights. Community escalates. 💖

it's exhausting that we live in a country where we're all pretty sure they're just Weekend at Bernies-ing him until whatever deadline is past that would let them thwart any democratic replacements. it's exhausting that that is not even a crazy conspiracy theory but feels like the solid bet.

Okay cucumbers are going in! It's #BreezeDryer time! In a few days I won't remember what order I did this in, so from top to bottom: 1) plain 2) my cucumber salad seasoning 3) ranch seasoning 4) maple bourbon seasoning

WHO FILLED IN ALL OF ALABAMA BEFORE I EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO SHOW UP??

saul tigh yelling "it's in the frakkin ship!" but it's me yelling "bree's in my frakkin head!!"

Okay folks, 32auctions has not recovered, so your payment emails will go out tomorrow, most likely! We will be sending everyone update emails and hopefully we can get this train rolling in the morning!

I have requested the role of Chief Chaos Officer

sometimes I think about how it's a good thing that me & @courtneymilan.com don't use our powers for evil lol

Romancelandia 🤝 The Pope crashing institutions with our petty joy

Catholic schism watchers 🤝 JD Vance haters

WHAT A NIGHT, I WAS JUST TRYING TO EAT MY CELEBRATORY STEAK AND THEN THE SITE CRASHED LOLOL

we need 32Auctions Curt back

The Romancing the Vote bidding could continue, if Mike Pence has the courage

I did say that the only way to stop the count was to crash the website, so.... is this our version of Jan 6th? idk

we keep warning them and no one believes the romance authors are gonna come with an army

PLEASE DO NOT REFRESH 32AUCTIONS LOLOL WE WANT IT TO COME BACK UP BEFORE EXTENDED BIDDING IS OVER

every time one of you buys this, 200+ people get to see it go by on the livestream!!!!

Friends, this item will never be duplicated

165 people are watching numbers go up together, but like... numbers that help democracy instead of hurt them. www.youtube.com/live/KdHcTJe...

$24,100 with 45 minutes left to bid!!!!!!!!

Reminder! If you want to see how much we've raised, please come chat with us on the Bid Feed Youtube stream. Do not reload the site constantly. That is how we crash 32auctions (and we are trying not to do it this year).

every single time this image goes by I laugh again, there's just something about his smug little face with the big NOPE over it

on the topic of being fuckin' pissed, this coloring sheet is all of us

Romancing the Vote 2026: come for the schism, stay for the pissbaby (how could we have known that should have been the magnet???)

The @romancingthevote.com auction ends today! There's still plenty of time for a bidding war in support of voting rights! Rainbow Sparkle Dragon: www.32auctions.com/organization... Gremlet & Stickers: www.32auctions.com/organization... Peacock Garden: www.32auctions.com/organization...

The amount of awe my child put into their "Daaang!" when the total went over 200k was almost as impressive as this number! Last chance for some really cool things.

I didn't even make a graphic for this because I didn't expect it to happen before the end???

the FUN WE WOULD HAVE with Killjoys!!!!!!

While $250 is a very respectable amount, I think the BSG fans are sleeping on the chance to watch an ep of BSG with me & Mo where I have a meltdown about my Space Husband, Karl Agathon, and try to incept my BSG opinions into @moryan.bsky.social's upcoming book. www.32auctions.com/organization...

hey @erinbiba.bsky.social & @nome.bsky.social we're watching the bidders test the fences on the D&D game live on the bidfeed stream 👀 (claire is already in there watching folks go mad over Hater's Bookclub LOL)

shit y'all, we're gonna pass $200k before the bidders madness kicks in in a couple hours.

We've got about four hours left for @romancingthevote.com's auction, including the three items I have up for bidding. Each is your choice of a game writing consult, a general AMA, or a crit of a full novel! First slot: www.32auctions.com/organization...

Let's fuckin gooooo

I tried really hard to get a photograph that does the holographic nature of this sticker justice, but it really is difficult. trust me that it is as beautiful as I wanted it to be

it really is. the volunteers get so hooked on it that they forget to log in as themselves and keep bidding on things as the main account. this year @dragonsworn.net ran a livestream of the bidfeed in our discord to stop this from happening. LOL

this explains what has been happening in the bidfeed. lolol

now all of you can find out immediately when someone tests the proxy on the Skull Quilt. (someone just did)

bid feed stream is live! It is just a quiet live running shot of every bid placed, but it is very hypnotic to watch www.youtube.com/live/KdHcTJe...