“Anti diversity stance” there’s a shorter way to say that www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

WOKE 2.0: MEGA WOKE

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

I know a lot of women who went to college to major in Hererosexuality™️ but they ended up double majoring in Bisexuality™️ or switching majors to Lesbian™️. I also know women who got PhDs in Heterosexuality™️ and worked in Heterosexuality™️ but are far happier with their Associates Lesbian™️ degrees

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

To honor Pride Trump is keeping the "strait" closed and I think that is beautiful ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Oh good. He can do segments on transvestigating Michele Obama, Ivermectin, and Why Brown People Did Not Built Ancient Monuments. Really classy. radaronline.com/p/cbs-eyes-j...

If I lived in ancient Egypt I'd start a hair band called Twisted Sistra

This is gorgeous and will make you cry

Why yes I am using AI* to write my book *Amazing Information

a SERMON here please read

Do you ever have days where you just... don't want to eat? Not depression, illness, sadness... just... your body going "nope." I get that once in a while and I've learned to listen to it. I keep hydrated and drink gatorade etc, but otherwise, not much. I'm hungry again in a day or two.

There are still people who say Kamala would have been this bad or worse and I would like y'all to seek help

Maybe Trump is the final Boss we have to defeat to gain RealDemocracy™️

Y'all non Mainers are MAINESPLAINING me in this thread is is amazing

Mainer here. Folks there don't care about the sexting. Collins is hated. They will hold their noses. I am not endorsing Platner or the behavior. Just sharing the mentality of my people.

Oh fuuuuuuu (I'm in this and I don't like it)

If any AI company steals my persona and work to use via an AI generated form of me, they do so without my consent, and I am making it clear that I will sue for millions. Be warned motherfuckers.

You know who else is in excellent health right now? Congressman Tom Kean.

I'm 6'1 and a DD, 100% supermodel vibes

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

I made a homemade red velvet cake for an incredible 13yo for their bday party tomorrow, it was super fun

is he dead yet

"This isn't me being gay, it's science" is a bar and I'm going to steal it.

#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest

You know what? this is awesome.

Trump only wants the super sexy bodybuilding troops, shirtless, and he will oil their chests for $100 a pop. Oh NO this is 100% masculinity, pure man, not for Pride at all.

Siri: make me a Temu version of every BadGuy™️ from each of the Muppet Movies, but uglier (100% chance his Pornhub search history includes Trans and NB goodness)

BREAKING: we just won our Kennedy Center case! Both the renaming & the closure of the Kennedy Center are enjoined Kudos to our wonderful client @repbeatty.bsky.social & my colleagues @democracydefendersaction.org & Washington Litigation Group This is a 1-2 punch against Trump's corruption

The war isn't ending. There is no deal.

AI techbros are huffing glue. It's a wonder to behold in person. Brains are totally cooked.

Maybe he should focus on A-AI-AI-AWWWW

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

holy shit!!! I had no idea. Horrific.

Sick genocidal country

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

Project Fail Scary

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

*uncomfortable laughing*

Freedom 250 performers dropping faster than Laura Loomer in the Oval Office

When this ends, Russell Vought needs to be tried, and placed in a public square in a pillory at a *minimum*.

a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

A great opportunity to be Trump's arch nemesis. Comment by noon on June 3. savingplaces.org/monumental-a...

Whoever is the 2028 nominee needs to say "Fuck these ugly pedo Nazi bitches to hell" nonstop.

Katie Miller is beefing with my fiancée on twitter and it has backfired badly for Miller because — and this might not be popular to say on here, but — my fiancée is way hotter

Bluesky isn't a bubble or an echo chamber, it's a garden. You plant some seeds and pull some weeds, you tend to it with care, and you make it into a space that pleases you when you come to sit in it a while. Other people can plant and tend to their own gardens, if they like. This garden is yours.