Back in our cave-dwelling days, I am convinced pedophiles were beaten to death on site. This served as a public warning and created lore. Bring it back.

Once again, a fancy conference where folks are paying $1000+ a head has invited me to keynote and has offered me... "exposure." No I do not want to mingle for opportunities. I want to do my thing and come home and get paid. Stop bothering me.

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Here’s to 2026

Do you think Katie screams "Feminize me!" riding Elon's deformed schlong while Stephen sits in the cuck chair

I know they are all Nazi pedophiles but also you know they all have the worst skid marks.

I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500. IM LIVID!

We finally watched Wake Up Dead Man and you don't need to worry about plot spoilers from me as I did what I always do between the hours of 7:45-8:45pm: pre-game sleep with a dad level couch nap.

Proving that Billions of dollars doesn't fix you being a fascist chode

AOC and her team prepared hundreds of backpacks for the start of school. Kat doing mutual aid when so many folks are suffering is fabulous. Maybe she'll win, maybe not, but can you imagine if every Dem running was doing mutual aid for those in need? Stop clutching your pearls folks.

Dear Mediocre Lazy White Men™️: we owe you nothing Tots and Pears, Those of us working our asses off

I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.

It is EXHAUSTING not only being made responsible for coming up with new kinds of assignments for our students; it's also tedious reading op-eds that suggest the core problem is a crisis in teaching. But, as Chris and I lay out here, this isn't a crisis in teaching; it's an attack on learning.

Mediocre dudes want to show up and get flowers on arrival, it takes a decade *minimum* of grinding to begin to feel some ease, and look at the ages of those who have a lot of buddies... it starts with building community and solidarity with those at your stage. Worst case scenario: wonderful friends

I heard the new Dracula movie sucks

merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this

I surprised my husband with multiple incredibly thoughtful (and not super expensive) gifts. I listened closely and kept a list of things he both wanted and needed. 10/10 can recommend. Just spend time with your partners! It is not onerous. Notice offhand comments they make like "I wish I had.. etc

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

A shanda. May those responsible for the genocide be cursed forever

As I Iive in Alabama, we are subject to SB 109, the anti-DEI bill. For example, I teach about ancient Egypt, where men were men and women were women! We see eyeliner, skirts, heavy jewelry, and emphases on more effeminate poses. OH WAIT SORRY THAT WAS RAMESSES II

Well hellooooo there beautiful

The way Petra was reconstructed for ages is mostly made up from hearsay. When you dig into things, the first footnotes are not there.

Anyway. They spent the last decade telling us STEM degrees were the future and the Humanities were worthless then they spent hundreds of billions of dollars to build a glitchy Humanities robot.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

I might not be a billionaire or a super rich person, period, but all day today I had endless texts and notes and calls from friends and family and loved ones sending me photos, messages, and silly memes, telling me they love me and my family and wishing us holiday joy. I'm wealthy from LOVE

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

New Movie Susie Wiles every AM 🤝 WAKE UP DEAD MAN

Hey I think Joe Rogan would be an amazing boxer can y'all let him know

TIS THE SEASON

I am going to tell a story as small and close to myself as I can, before I go set luminarias outside. These lanterns, brown paper bags with sand and candles, are part of the recieved culture of New Mexico, the place where my family moved when I was 1.5 and have now lived again for nearly a decade.

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

Clues: Wizard of Oz (new movie): Aug 1939 Red Ryder BB gun: 1940 Decoder ring: has 1940 date Dad is a war vet but WWI not II

Yo ho ho

"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT* die..." *RFKjr "LOL"

We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package

ONLY YULE

“Like prime, but with human beings”

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Just remember that he knows he'll die soon and that nobody loves him. Merry Christmas!

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.

I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:

It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.

If Bari Weiss had been in charge of invading Poland WWIII would have never happened

This is SO cool! Thanks for sharing.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now