Good night, beasties

Here is what I wish for all of you: I wish such abundance in your lives that you can give, give, give all day without it feeling like a cost at all. I want everyone so abundantly blessed with energy and resources and joy that it is just boiling over and no one, anywhere, is left out.

Moon

I know a lot of you don’t feel brave all the time but you are and it is magnificent. I know a lot of you don’t feel strong all the time but you are and it is inspiring. I know a lot of you don’t feel beautiful all the time but you are and it is overwhelming. This is not arguable. It’s true.

The energy I'm tryna bring to the skyline

Forgot to post these after my walk

My body when I travel: “Fuck you, Jeremy”

I need a status update, stat

Honestly, I’d settle for some sleep

Not even kidding, this continues to be so good it’s silly. So perfectly balanced.

You’re just about to have a perfect watermelon salad and some beautiful soy & ginger Brussels sprouts with me today, this is what you get

I hate that this has thirst trappy himbo vibes but I’m still going to post it because I’m going to bed and I haven’t done my daily selfie and this is what I’ve got today. Anyway, you finally made it to WI (again) with me today after a long day of travel, this is what you get

You heard co-star

The TikTok algorithm just handed me another “brutally honest: smash or pass” live and listen, youngster, smashing is nice, but have you ever snuggled in a hammock, under a blanket, while the stars twinkle and the crickets sing?’

La Gata y Su Fantasma

MY HOUSE SMELLS SO INCREDIBLE RIGHT NOW

The secret to my beef stew is a whole bottle of red wine (minus one small glass for the cook because those are the rules)

Midnight beef stew 👀 Midnight beef stew, queen?? Midnight beef stew 👀

I’m sitting here thinking how much I adore y’all and I think that means it’s time for a compliments thread. Reply to this post and I’ll tell you something I like about you.

I know I’m not always funny but sometimes I rise to the occasion

When the twins from The Shining take a trip to Florida

Pickle likes Bach

When it hits it hits hard

We all do

g o o d m o r n i n g

Dudes rock

And I do decide this

Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.

Is 7:12 too early to go to bed?

Just stop for two seconds and consider yourself and recognize how fucking dope you are

Everyone knows day two chili is better than day one chili, right?

Someone better come snuggle with me immediately or I am going to melt away

Just stop for two seconds and consider yourself and recognize how fucking dope you are

Someone just said I’m 34/ 35 and none of you can say anything to me today

You’re dadbodding your way up a trail by the river with me today, this is what you get

Pickle’s new barn might be just perfect

What if I was the simplest man alive?

This lavender cider is purple because of course it is

You want to know how I get so much engagement on this platform? I engage with people on this platform.

The amount of joy I get from loving on folks. I just don’t understand why folks choose to be mean. My. Love. For. You. Is. True. But. Also. Selfish. Because. I. Adore. Loving. On. You.

Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.

You’re dadbodding your way up a trail by the river with me today, this is what you get

Words to live by

Dadbodding my way through this day

Good night you absolute fucken beauties

Just as a reminder:

Like every tenth TikTok is some random person rating PFPs and I just cannot be bothered. My hotness—whatever hotness I have—has almost nothing to do with how I look.

I’d take two, maybe three attentions