This is my favorite post today

Wait but seriously... I have a 40th birthday coming up in two years... Do i plans a trans NZ trip to hobbiton? 👀

'Dudes Rock' Moment

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Today I am grateful for the me who's done dozens of these domain forest merges whispering to me that this one is gonna go okay.

Done with work for the night. Now we hope my script does what it's supposed to do and check back in the morning.

My girlfriend called me a slut and now I think I need a new one 🥺

title this album cover for me please

i thought cyberbunk dystopia was gonna mean like unlicensed garage bottom surgery on the moon not chatbot waifus grooming the nation’s kids

Can we normalize science?

Girl who has lost 1.5 inches of waist and 2.5 inches of under bust this month 😎

I'm exhausted and need attention 🥰

Working when it's beautiful outside is extra exhausting. I want to go soak up sunshine

bsky.app/profile/harp... Never forget. Katie Tightpussy is guilty of warcrimes.

Jesus is the apotheosis of a pain slut. Can you imagine being publicly beaten and humiliated so hard people are still talking about it 2000 years later? And we know it was consensual, too, because he's god and all that. An all time kinkster.

Merging active directory forests is always a nightmare and I think I've planned this out correctly but lord help me if I get it wrong.

I have absolutely no tolerance for this and if I catch you doing it it's an immediate block. Creators are people first. Show us the same compassion you show every other service job in your life.

Help distract me from work ngl.link/baked_rachel1

Oh dang they're teaching people to make caltrops on tiktok. When did tiktok get more rebellious than us?

You can't make me regret transitioning by showing me how cruel you are. I only regret ever believing you could amount to anything more than monsters.

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

Oh, Kaleb Horton died. That's too young

!!!!!!!! this collection will have the most illustrations i have ever put in a project so far and im so excited to be a part of it ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

women <3 #art

What if we let her cook?

It should

#bakedrhymes C'est la vie. Puppets all! None Willing to fight None Willing to stand Instead kneeling One by one. Clockwork dolls Slowly freezing As the music stops It is time To leave them behind Along with our innocence

#bakedrhymes Spotted Toes Spotted! Gender Crimes Plotted! Expanding definitions Beyond what they're allotted

It should be illegal

It should be illegal to force a poet

It should be illegal to force a poet to work

✨Shameless Self-Promotion Saturday✨: 🚩Terrorist Edition🏴 it's time to buy some stuff and support an antifa supercell better act fast! the helicopters are coming soon please and thank you

It should be illegal to force a poet to work through a beautiful Autumn Saturday

This is everything. Cherish the moments you can steal away for yourself and your loved ones.

I will make of my body a meditation Every stretch a poignant preparation Every move an active affirmation Every ache a resonant reminder I am alive

just added some misprints of this one and i’ve made all my misfits collection £5 each if you want first dibs annijyn.com/products/as-...

the key to a good playlist is a sudden jarring tone shift

Looking for my Orange girl 🥺

#bakedrhymes Oh Leah my darling This cat's on the prowl Flirted too hard n' now beginning to howl Dizzy with yearning And starving with need She's feral and messy And looking to [redacted] So @leahshape.bsky.social Are you ready to blush? Drink deep the attention Because this gals a lush

#bakedrhymes Which Sand? Sand Wich! Which Witch? Witch Bitch! Sand Witch? Witch Itch! Sand Bitch? Lich Witch! Switch Witch? Lick Bitch! Greenwich? Witch Snitch! 🔥

Open faced breakfast sandwhich 🥺

My girlfriend called me a slut and now I think I need a new one 🥺

Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.

I realized how dangerous being surrounded by negativity was a few years ago, how it eats away at you—I saw what it was doing to some close friends, how they became consumed by a constant negative cycle of news. I decided I wouldn’t let that happen to myself, nor anyone else if I could help it.

Help! I'm trapped under an unweighted blanket!

There is something indescribably freeing about being a lowbie again. I am not a mind cut out for clout

before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. one for your target (who TOTALLY deserved it), and the other for the first person who tries to tell you "maturity is knowing the best revenge is no revenge". then nobody else will stand in your way.

The news lately is so bad. I'm not cut out to be an anxious prey animal. Please stop hunting me, I bite