Go to bed Biscuit.

*Girl Who Should Be In Bed Voice* I found so much mischief this weekend.

blackout contact lenses are fun

i need a bigger bubble butt, no training, only bigger bubble butt

Fight, Flight, and a secret 3rd thing (Kissing Girls)

My broken toe was a $1k medical bill with insurance and they literally took an xray and said yup its broken sucks for you. That's so many plane tickets to kiss girls 😔

I hope you've all found mischief today.

Some of you shouldn't be allowed words.

welcome to my hot hot takes: 1. i love trans people 2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot 3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground 4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth 5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless

”I’ll never stop looking for you”

Lazy Sunday laying across a girl while she plays climbing game. My body needed this rest today

This is the thread I didn't know I needed this morning.

While I live, revolution lives 🔥❤️

#bakedrhymes A revolution Is not something you join It is something you are In a world Who's rules you cannot abide Stop being so afraid Of being different Become the beacon For others to follow

#bakedrhymes I used to be Ashamed Of being sensitive My Emotions Sing When others seem to whisper Over time... Ive realized Knowing your own feelings Is its own Wisdom Now, I am no longer afraid Of being afraid. My heart is simply A fragile thing Worn boldly Daring the world To watch it bleed

Thinking about every person who has ever offered me the chance to hold their heart tonight. I am eternally humbled every time someone feels safe enough to know and be known by me.

i almost forgot about bsky cheesecake day so i bought a slice for now (strawberry) and a slice for later (caramel)

The problematic bedtime gap between the crowboy and I is a thing for the bards to write of.

life is so much fun when you makeout with your friends

Sleep well bsky's 💞

How's everyone doing tonight?

It is objectively hilarious that our economy is being crashed because a bunch of tech bros tried to revive clippy.

#bakedrhymes In our hubris We gave the rocks a voice And our humanity was lost Amidst their Stentorian Song This mechanoid madness Is overwhelming us Perhaps The time of the machine Should end And we listen instead... To the Majesty Of Mushrooms?

Now watching the new naked gun with Jack 🥰

The world's on fire but I cannot overstate how much I love my life and my family and my people. I cannot comprehend how people who are scared of connection are handling this moment.

halp! i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now. reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏 ko-fi.com/pocketeevee/...

Could we send this around again please? I'm struggling to keep my head above water at the moment and my phone is about to be shut off. Any help would be so appreciated 🖤

#bakedrhymes In our hubris We gave the rocks a voice And our humanity was lost Amidst their Stentorian Song This mechanoid madness Is overwhelming us Perhaps The time of the machine Should end And we listen instead... To the Majesty Of Mushrooms?

I know god doesn’t exist because I’m a human and not a bear

you know what day it is!!!!!!!!!!

Before transition I considered myself an ally to women's rights, and since coming out and experiencing it all first hand I've become full angry feminist. My main question is usually why cis women aren't even angrier? Trans women are the perfect witnesses to say that cis men don't give a shit.

since today is a day of love it's also my 4th year on hrt i love myself so much 💖

My partners work is interfering with date plans today and I hate his coworkers

"basic" is a prison created to further criminalize feminity, apologize for liking something normal one more time and I'll break your nose

Leah QOTD: "They should make butches hide their forearms."

Alternate Jack qotd: "I don't wanna have to lotion my cat."

#bakedrhymes Roses are Red Masochists are the greatest Now put on these cuffs Come play with this Sadist

Jack Qotd: "I think we can keep the kinky parts of Lupercalia and rework it to be fun. I could take or leave the goat's heads... Really more leave if I'm being honest"

#bakedrhymes Cruel little sheep Who worship old Faunus Di Indigetes King Who predates Adonis False prophet of Virgil His will from above Take whips to the women While calling it Love Oh Mother Lilith I'm sick of this game Thousands of Years It's all still the same

Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.

What did she know?

Scream loudly little birdy From your gilded cage Have another bite of seed Then return ye to your rage How dare the Bluejay soar Or the Jackdaw caw Life inside is better As Avian bourgeois Yet still they dare to mock you With outstretched unbound wing Oh What a special hell To listen to them sing

#bakedrhymes The opposite of confidence, Is neither cowardice nor fear. A lie passed on by recklessness, Please hear this truth my dear. Whenever we're uncertain, We've been given chance to learn. Be humble and more Curious, And teach your mind to yearn.

Earth from which I blossom Dark that holds my roots Rot who carries life Dense to nourish breath Growth that holds me steady Anchor from whom I thrive Forrest that has always been home

When does the mischief start? I'm the only top here, It's half past ten, and I'm getting eepy.

Come join me for hot cocoa