I’m still thinking about those cuttlefish manta ray things from Avatar 3

It’s when people are allowed to date more than one person at once

There should be some kind of hub online where one could view pornography

ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it

Found my baby book. A few pages after this one, which made me cry for several reasons, there was a page for trips/vacations where she said: “Aug of 1986 you were 1 year old. We went to Hampton Beach! You ate a LOT of sand!” (“LOT” was underlined twice)

One simply must spend their time on here yelling at a pink circle with eyes. There is nothing else to do

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent. PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway. LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue PETE: See?

One Battle After Another ending explained: where'd all the people go? are they still in the tv somewhere?

🎵 They call me Ghetto Pat 🎵 🎵 I’m the king of the beanie hat 🎵 🎵 When they kidnap my daughter I go “help me sensei, help me sensei” 🎵

Ok dad good talk

I love writing dialogue so much but fuck me plotting is so goddamn hard. Really puts a damper on my ability to write a book

Bible ending explained: Who is Jesus’ father?

“A Christmas Carol” ending explained: Why is Scrooge nice now?

MCA: you there boy, what day is- BB: IT MIKE D: why it's christmas day MCA: so i haven't missed shit AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty- BB: LIST MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro- BB: PIST!

This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet

Rough night.

Looking in the mirror and saying “if you cry again tonight that makes you straight”

Coming home for the holidays means your mom wants to stream some period drama no one has ever heard of titled some shit like “The Pealing Bells of Melloncollie” and you better believe she’s gonna let you know Olivia Colman is in it

These hockey fellows sure do enjoy performing fellatio on one another

🎵 I took my time 🎵 🎵 I hurried up 🎵 🎵 The choice was mine 🎵 🎵 I didn't think enough 🎵 🎵 We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵 🎵 Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵

Tears and complete breakdown finally arrived just in time to need to pack for the train tomorrow

Fish Poem

There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user: 1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse 2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts 3. Normal

I do not want to travel I do not want to spend more money this month I want all the money I am owed I want to relax I want to make my place happier I want to not worry so much I want to hold hands I want to take a deep breath I want to feel lighter

Hm I would like to feel good for more than 30 minutes at a time twice a month

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

For Christmas I would like you to purchase my friend’s very funny and very gross and very moving little book. Thank you

It’s actually not very confusing at all to be a girl, Charli. Skill issue?

Avatar: Fire and Ash shows that there is nothing that isn't possible when you have a goth gf with bpd

I could fix her

Chris and I were losing our minds over the perfectly rendered surface vibrations from the booming space whalesong. Those space whales are real

There’s a moment in Avatar 3 where all the space whales hold a big space whale conference and they perfectly render the water vibrating from it singing so well that it makes you forget how fucking stupid that is.

Incredible trundling speed achieved

Two things: 1. As a writer but only infrequent/hobbyist artist, there is nothing cooler working in games than someone taking a brief you wrote or a shitty sketch you drew to suggest composition and then turning it into real, finished art…

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

This is incredibly painful for me. I have never asked for help like this before. But I have had people reach out to me asking if they can help, so I am sharing my story and finally asking for help. I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3

My long-sleeping darling I miss you so much Every day that passes hastens our awaited meeting in heaven I am here to stay strong just for you, for our children and for the honesty you left with me I love you so much Forever and until the stars burn out 💔🇵🇸🍉 chuffed.org/project/sharif

When you’re listening to a Liquid Tension Experiment song

Bananas Poster

After 6 years of injections I just had a big injection site bleed for the first time. Should I assume that all the E is gone in the bleed and do another shot, or what?

Is the seller Magic Mike

My father, seeing that I have already done the difficult work of introspection and identifying and naming the problem, and that he has thus been deprived of his god-given right as a dad to use his age and wisdom to guide me, will issue the only remaining advice he can muster: “Well. Knock it off.”

A conversation template with my father has occurred many times in my life: We will be together and my mood will be off and he’ll ask if something’s bothering me. I’ll tell him about at length—I’ve made a mistake, I need to do/change something, a behavior must be adjusted, etc.

I hate when Chris and I make the same joke and he executes it better than me. He needs to learn to amplify women’s voices……

Andrew is good people and this industry is just awful. Give him a hand if you can

Ten-foot-tall catgirl cuttin me with an obsidian dagger while I get blasted off that Pandoran powder. This shit ain’t nothin to me man

They put Quarritch in Dracula Flow makeup

AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH. These movies kick ass, man. Shots that look impossibly real, like they went to a different world to put it to film. Astounding shit, everything in this looks like you could reach through the screen and touch it. Make all the jokes you want — Big Jim makes movie magic, period