Wow I just got 75 bucks from some Alamo Drafthouse settlement of which I have no memory

Dating app match said in her bio “just a comedian hoping to one day work up to becoming a nanny.” I said “I wish you the best in realizing your dream. But I think you’re pretty enough to be an au pair”

Bodega cat Mr Big Mouth, who’s keep yellin

me after seeing two beautiful women in any context whatsoever

Please help my friend Sama'a and her family prepare for Ramadan. What should be an occasion for joy and reflection is now a reminder of constant hardship. chuffed.org/project/157569

Kim Cattrall in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA…….. hello

Heartwarming: Friend of a Friend Had Worst Sex of Her Life With Woman Who Fumbled You

Guy next to me on the subway bench has a lock screen photo of what appears to be his own back

This is the most harrowing thing I’ve ever read

“Dead To Me” list updated

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR you: Mean Jigsaw stop

Still reeling about this one, chat

🎵F-O-R-T-N-I-T🎵 🎵”Fortnite” spelled without an E🎵

need to have my tits out in the hot sun at Riis Beach again or I’m going to die

🚨My disabled brother and I are appealing to you from Gaza🚨 Our lives are catastrophic. We are homeless, living on dirty sand. Our tent is destroyed, we were flooded by the heavy rains. There is no healthy food or clean water. We need $300 to buy a tent and food. Pls help🤲 chuffed.org/project/1580...

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

We need to shut down the whole Emerald Fennell thing until we figure out what the hell is going on

i can answer that for you. the cruelty of men deforms the world

Unacceptable

lmao I was walking out of the Strand and a guy with long brown hair walked by me in a long white robe and leather sash belt. I did a double take, took my AirPods out, and noticed two dudes wall-standing were looking at him too. We made eye contact: ME: Was that—? DUDE: My mans was Jesus yeah

We need a person who bounces on it in an offputting way of the left

Bouncing on it in an offputting way

Hey so does the attempted sexual violence ever ease up at all in DanDaDan or what? I thought it had but I’m at the Tsuchinoko episode and it’s back

You have got to be fucking kidding me

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

Wonder if I can finagle a Valentine’s Day date for the first time in a chundred nillion years…

Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment. Anything helps. Thank you♥️

MAD MEN season 5 is wall to wall heaters, Jesus Christ. Every episode is good. Incredible little windows into the psyches of all these assholes. The way they’re playing with structure and POV so much more than previous seasons…man!

Come on, chemicals!

DOOBIE BROTHERS FORUM > LORE Time Paradox? Multiverse? Posted by CredulousDummy1978 Listening to What A Fool Believes and I have a fan theory…if he’s trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created…possible early Mandela effect? Multiverse maybe? - 1 Reply Posted by Logdonald4evr What

Bad Bunny? Why, to me he seems quite good…

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me these people are my enemy

fresh air is like a breath of fresh air to me

I think about this video all the time and I wish to God this sketch made it to air

that’s my friend stella

The Five Moods

this shit is so Kafkaesque

Optimal number of kingdoms seems to be between 3 and 7; optimal number of empires pretty much caps at 1

@ceej.online hey man whats poppin

OLD LADY: Tenant taking me to court, sayin’ I harassed her ME: Okay OLD LADY: I said she had a nice perfume. But it’s not like that. Not *whispering* lesbian stuff ME: Okay OLD LADY: You have anybody, boyfriend, girlfriend? I say girlfriend like the old way. Not like lesbian stuff ME: Okay

having Realizations

“Uh…Yeah, I’m Framing!” - Warframe slogan

Edible peaked during the climactic hallucination scene in 28 YEARS LATER so I cried

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Anyway