NYC dykes and transsexuals: STRAP is back at Mr Nancy’s in Ridgewood tonight at 9. Free party for dykes and transsexuals by dykes and transsexuals. Cute bar (w snacks!). Come hang and enjoy the music and babes and maybe make out with me and marry me

ME: Why the hell is Miga rushing me so much to take a walk? Is it the nice weather? MIGA: *blasting the sidewalk with a firehose of wet yellow shit the second she’s out the door* ME: So not the nice weather then

This graph from the Financial Money Economics Institute clearly shows that mayonnaise has always been 11 dollars

I believe you mean “so badly”

15mg

He looks like Andrew Cuomo

Zach Braff looks three hundred years old in the new Scrubs thing

I believe you mean “so badly”

You can’t get got if you give had. Thank you

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

If Jess McKenna has no fans I am dead

EAT ME DONALD!

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

It was not a horror movie? It was some British heist-ish movie called FUZE that had TV show cinematography.

UH OH: Game Has Jump and Interact Mapped to Same Button

Anyway, extremely tired looking tattooed Armenian nurse on The Pitt: hello

Why did I have people telling me for like months that there would be “ICE apologia” on The Pitt when Noah Wyle more or less looks directly at the camera and says “ICE must be destroyed”

“I’m feeling deeply emotionally fragile lately, better catch up on The Pitt” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged (me)

Hello please pay me to write your game. I am so good at it. You will like the work. I will work with you on budget. You can DM me. Bye

Okay we get it you’re bi

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Now hang on just a minute sir what are you doing on The Pitt

Back rooms and Hokum are both in the 105 range…interesting

Okay what movie do we think this is? The notification referred to it as “the scariest movie ever made”. So I’m assuming it’s a horror movie, but it’s new, which made me think it’s that awful-looking LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, but that comes out in…like three days

Nothing Nothing

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

Just realize the Microbe thread on Something Awful will be 20 years old soon. I am going to dissolve into dust

In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either

if you don't tell the hot woman she's hot she will disappear

the bodega apparently

Okay so there were developments

Went to bodega for alkaline water, masked. Guy w the thickest Brooklyn accent was talking to cashier. CASHIER: Good morning. ME: Good morning my friend! GUY: EVEN W’DA’ MASK AWN YOU CAN TELL SHE GOTTA BEAUTIFUL SMILE CASHIER: Mm. The eyes. GUY: IT’S DOSE EYES BROTHER “WINDOWS TO THE SOUL” THEY SAY

Pulled up my Merlin app to identify some birdsong just now (piercing whistles belonging to a white-throated sparrow, a new ID for me) and realized I had accidentally recorded a full 45 minutes of my date in McCarran Park on Saturday by not remembering you need to turn Merlin off

Generation X. I had no earthly idea why Jono kept calling women “gel”

You gotta admit. Nine Inch Nails is a pretty fucking good band name

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies me: sir yes sir drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

A Little Off The Top

Fish Poem

Sweet

What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?

I want to eat a real yeasty chocolate frosted donut so fucking bad. A bagel with spread. Some normal regular fast food. But I can’t, so I am just going to eat the exact same thing I have eaten for breakfast every day for the year since my diagnosis

Trent Reznor voice

I love the Paranormasight character art and just like the general presentation

lmao god damn it

PS5 needs a “Find My DualSense” feature. Where the fuck did my controller go