Fucking pervert

i love that the dialogue right after this is like. major! you never get time to have gay threeways with us! you're always so busy doing state sanctioned murder! god ghost in the shell is good

writing a gag comic is so fun. you just get to write gags. because it's a gag comic. with gags in it. that's the key to it all: the gags

Really fun birdsong today :)

THE BEEKEEPER is about a guy who wants to kill Hillary Clinton because her son, Hunter Biden, invented Bonzi Buddy

I’m s’durn cute

Spent 20 minutes tearing apart my kitchen looking for the can opener so I could open this can. How’s everyone else doing

Hey sorry guys I need a minute before I can head out. Yeah my Vulkan shaders are processing

I think it’s also super important to decouple one’s notion of “passing” from “looking like a supermodel”. Most cis women are not Helen of Troy but they get treated like women just the same

I try hard not to be rude to people on here but I keep getting a certain kind of reply to this post or ones like it that are rubbing me the wrong way, so I’m just going to say: When I give advice like the quoted post, I am giving it to people who crave passing or a certain kind of femininity. 🧵

we're never getting chapter 6 bro

I have hypnagogic hallucinations of spiders and bugs on walls, I’d be a miserable cavehang

Ever wonder what cavemen got depressed about. Caveman anxiety spirals. Caveman adhd

I’m s’durn cute

on one hand i'm glad brennan isn't on this one because this would have fully broken him. but on the other hand im a little bummed that brennan isn't on this one because it would've fully broken him.

I am HOWLING at this Game Changer holy moley

Been thinking about it a long time and I think I’m ready to finally say it: Hannah Pilkes has tgirl swag

idk what it is but every time I’ve stepped outside the past few days I’ve just been like :) the breeze and the sun and everything. I close my eyes and do a big inhale. Tonight the fireflies are out again. Am I not just a little blessed to be here

Can you please quiet down? She’s watching her show.

Snack time :)

Oh I keep seeing confusion from people so I thought I’d clarify: my username is not “antlervel vet” or something. I’m not a veterinarian or veteran. It is “antler velvet”, the soft fuzzy skin deer and some other ungulates grow on their antlers.

Thinking about Cerys an Craite again

I have 2 lbs of dried chipotles in my pantry. if a burglar broke into my house, I'd immediately beeline to the peppers like a mama bear protecting her cubs

I am America’s biggest slut for chipotle peppers. I crave your sweet smoke my love

I am telling you now the best thing you can do as a trans person is get the fuck off of trans subreddits as fast as you possibly can. These people are not your friends and they are not your community. They are miserable and brainwormed and want you so dysmorphic you beg for their approval

Mexico has officially achieved complete cultural victory

Mexico has officially achieved complete cultural victory

The Balatro naneinf run at this year’s SGDQ was about as stressful as watching SORCERER (1977, dir. Friedkin)

Thinking of #eating some #chicken for #meal ••• #chickensky #🐓

I love you too Robocop

Every time I open Reddit I’m greeted with a new r/transtimelines post and dismayed by how it keeps metamorphosing into r/transpassing. Just a bunch of people telling a girl her face is unsalvageable and her transition is pointless without FFS when she LITERALLY just needs to WEAR SOME FUCKING MAKEUP

Mondays as a weapon of war. Lasagna as a hallmark of victory.

Wait a fucking minute. Why does Garfield have a SUROS Regime

WE ARE 78% FUNDED!! I would absolutely LOVE to cross the finish line this week, lets get this funded!!! And if we do, that leaves us over 2 weeks for rad stretch goals!

I AM THE ONE WHO BLOCKS

Some party pics ft many friends. First day of 41 was very good. Many wonderful people love me. A gal could often ask for more, but not tonight. I love you back

July 13th: Left (Short Walk) after changing her mind about a long walk

I am a beautiful and talented and funny and beloved woman with the kind of friends I deserve and I think I can do another year.

Ah fuck man I just saw Sam Neill died. God damn it

If it seems like I’m leaning into birthday joy a little hard this year, it’s because a month ago I was planning to…not have another birthday. I wrote the note(s), I started planning logistics for Miga (and me), I started isolating myself. I figured four decades was enough. 🧵

Some party pics ft many friends. First day of 41 was very good. Many wonderful people love me. A gal could often ask for more, but not tonight. I love you back

It’s a good sentiment, but a bad promise. In the throes of those feelings, reaching out can feel impossible, or even painful. My local support network knows if they don’t hear from me for a while they should check in on me.

If it seems like I’m leaning into birthday joy a little hard this year, it’s because a month ago I was planning to…not have another birthday. I wrote the note(s), I started planning logistics for Miga (and me), I started isolating myself. I figured four decades was enough. 🧵

Bestie she climbed on top of me like a sleep paralysis demon

its Stella day, everyone say happy birthday to @antlervel.vet

Friend got me a 90 minute deep tissue massage for my birthday and I am not the same person I was when I got on that table