I got it last year on deep discount at Nordstrom Rack but it’s also still available from the brand itself!

Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children

Women on dating apps who never advance past the small talk phase with me may want to try a slightly different tack, such as telling me they want to feel me up in a movie theater

Huh this is two visual disturbance migraines in one day. What the fuck is going on

ME: I would like to use Photoshop ADOBE: No :) ME: Why ADOBE: We're updating it even though you didn't ask :) ME: How long will that take ADOBE: I dunno :) ME: How big is the update ADOBE: I dunno :) ME: I'm canceling this stupid fucking Creative Cloud subscription then ADOBE: That will be $200 :)

Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

Sorry if anyone has already done this but lol

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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Been getting a lot of compliments on this highlighter recently so I thought I’d share that it’s “Sugar Plum Pink” from MAC’s Holiday collection, specifically this duo. I got it as a sample secondhand but frankly I may need to purchase it now esp as it comes with a bronzer highlighter too

Good morning

Hey brother I think if you post the fourth version of this post in 24 hours you’ll definitely get a better response

PIG DEATH ARBITER would be a pretty good black metal band name. Who wants to make the logo

I am a video game writer who lives in an apartment in Queens. I do not control pig death. But I would also prefer the pig die of old age

Sometimes my dispensary will have edibles that are mystifyingly lower priced than others. Why are these 10/100 Halloween themed gummies $12, half as much as other ones by the same company? It is a mystery but I will take several bags thank you

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I’m having an ocular disturbance migraine but I’m being the bravest girl in the world by drinking chai at a cafe anyway

I’m nice girl Stella

Can’t wait to see what other soulless clueless 90-year-old dipshit multimillionaire they replace her with

Losing any one of us is a grievous wound, but nori was always lovely to me and clearly beloved by the rest of us early trans adopters here. All my love to her and to those who knew and loved her better than I did.

jesus christ man

It’s freaking piggy piggy bath time!!

Among the first quotes of this post were someone using it to make a Trump reference and someone tagging a hypnotist to say “I WANT TO BE YOUR PIGWHORE”. Can we have a normal day here. Can we just enjoy the pig bath. Look how happy he is. He doesn’t know about Republicans or kink.

Anyone to the right of Mao who doesn’t like the dumb shit I post is MAGA. Conversely anyone to the left of Stephen Miller who doesn’t like the dumb shit I post is also MAGA. Here’s a grotesque AI image of Trump wearing a diaper and kissing Putin or whatever

This is complete hogwash

Women on dating apps who never advance past the small talk phase with me may want to try a slightly different tack, such as telling me they want to feel me up in a movie theater

Here is a video of my dog Miga barking in her sleep. You’ll want to turn your sound up.

aaaeeauurrggfh.

I don’t think I’m going to top this performance on any boss ever. Look at me just casually, precisely avoiding those obstacles. Look at that killing blow sequence. Fuck me running

It’s obvious of course but it isn’t a nostalgia thing, it’s legitimately just crazy to have access to the amount of media and information we do! It would have driven many historical figures mad

Hard to describe to people who have always had the streaming internet available how insane it is, with history as precedent, to just be like “I can find this random movie or TV show I just thought of and be able to watch it in seconds”

What a picture

First-time watch

Hey man sorry I detached that quote! In my defense I only did it because you’re annoying and stupid

aaaaay my car broke down and I'm full time freelance currently, meaning in my broke boy era, now would be a fantastic time to buy one of mine and @llewellynrose.bsky.social's comics or my short story ko-fi.com/A200K80

I would say that above all I am Stella

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

Things remain difficult and dangerous in Gaza. Doc Hamed has been here on Bluesky for a long time and I’d love it if we could get some movement on his campaign.

Maybe it’s just me. But if someone owed me ten months of back rent and I took them to court over it and then they texted me to let me know they left me a check for the entire balance a month before it’s actually due, I might go pick the check up and deposit it instead of just leaving it where it is

People don’t really understand what being trans is. And I get it, because they don’t usually have a window into our lives. Basically, imagine a hamburger

I celebrated today by breaking my diet with an ice cold Coke Zero and a handful of Cool Ranch Doritos 🙂‍↕️

BDSM outfit Barbara Crampton in FROM BEYOND………. hello

Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks