“On this special day, I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all, even the haters and losers (of which there are unfortunately many!)” - Stella M. Sacco

Do you think Thurl Ravenscroft and Burl Ives ever collaborated. If they did, they could’ve called the group, you guessed it, Ravenscroft and Ives

In Gaza, Mary would find no manger, only a tent. No Star of Bethlehem, only missiles. With every exit barred, the Holy Child wouldn't flee to Egypt; He would be martyred in His cradle. In Gaza, the Nativity is a massacr Verfied by : @mommunism.bsky.social gofund.me/5f2429cda

My 5 kids are living in freezing cold without a warm shelter, blankets, or food. They are shivering now We urgently need a tent. They are sleeping in the open air, freezing cold. We are trying to raise $200 for a tent before it's too late. Verified @mommunism.bsky.social chuffed.org/project/1574...

[Mom walks into the kitchen as I’m making breakfast] ME: Merry Christmas mama MOM: *yawning* Typical kid, waking up super early on Christmas before her parents ME: First of all we exchanged gifts already last night. Second of all it’s like 10 AM

The duality of man

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Merry Christmas, everyone!

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

he was so insistent about trying to tear open one particular package under the tree, i thought for sure someone had wrapped food of some kind. it was dog toys. he found and tried to open his own present. how did he know that. can he read?

Fucking. Lin-Manuel Miranda is on my ceiling. I’m swatting him with a broom but he won’t go out the window. No idea how long he’s been in here, I’ve been working, open the door, creator and star of Hamilton on my ceiling. Animal Control says I have to get shots because he could carry diseases. Great

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MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link— ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith? MARLEY: What? No ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun? MARLEY: No ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield

Merry Christmas Eve from me, your bitch ex-wife

Festive skritchins

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

Pretty surprised by HEATED RIVALRY. It’s beautifully shot, well acted and written, and even though I pretty much couldn’t be less interested in two men having sex, even I have to admit that part is hot too.

Deleted all the dating apps a week ago and am currently researching the best kind of science I could donate my obviously revolting body to

Haha. “Root” 🇦🇺

Merry Christmas

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen More than ever hour after hour Work is never over

I LOVE when people who still use the phrase “chatrooms” try to tell me the internet is wrong about something

“wet dream” implies the existence of—no. No. I’m not doing this hack shit. One thing existing does not mean it also has an extant opposite or inversion. No one thinks this and it’s usually just a way to write a dumb pun or intrusive phrasethought. I’m too good for this. Dry nightmare

dated and/or fucked several 23-24 year olds in a row

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Merry Christmas

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

Wow!

LT. RASCZAK: Come on, you apes!! You wanna live forever?! DR. PRIMATUS, THE HYPER-INTELLIGENT GORILLA TRYING TO FIND THE CURE FOR DEATH: Jean we’ve been over this

Are you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt

ELLA FITZGERALD: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it! Let’s do it! Let’s fall in love! DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg

one of my favorite things about Warframe is when someone in the q&a channel asks what frame or weapon is "best" and you or someone else gets to say "basically whatever one you want to play as". everything's viable for most play. just pick one you think is cool dude

this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers

Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall

Nah the queue just allows them to connect/link with other creatures, it’s not for fucking or reproducing

@jamescameron Big Jim are there gay Na’vi please answer me this time

Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote

The Christmas Lime is the finest lime that is available at wintertime

My dad has a huge collection of Beatles records. Albums, unique pressings, rarities. One of them I noticed called the band “England’s big-beat sensation” or similar. I had only ever heard “big beat” used to describe Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, etc. Nothing from that far back. I asked Dad.

Rebooting Jingle Bells, a stale and irksome old ditty, to be about a cool adventurer named Jungle Bill

The Bridge Over Jamiroquai