I love to post. I was born to post man. it just comes naturally to me. I can do all kinds of posts. I can do a bunch of em a day. it's normal for me to post

Select slides from the Very Professional PowerPoint I presented to narrative design students at Indiana University today

Allbirds! They have a ton of colors in this style. The men’s and women’s shoes are the same so if you take a larger size women’s just check the men’s and size down two sizes 🙂

Miga likes it

Like come ON this one came on a few minutes ago and I’m already obsessed with it

I think funk might legitimately be the best music genre

Oh. I thought “Jesus take the wheel” meant something else

Every day I wake up and thank God that I was born with the correct endogenous feminizing hormones produced regularly by my sex organs that I have

my captors are going to lose it when they see the mess i made of my feeding area 🤪

This diva

What are you doing down there

This is what solidarity looks like!

What are you doing down there

Dress with leg-of-mutton sleeves got me feeling like the white Stevie Nicks

*Jeff Bridges voice* The Grid

Dear James Beard:

1 Progressive Journalist vs. 100 Bad Guys From a 1970s Telenovela

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

CHASR: SOCIAL MEDIA FOR CHASERS [Da_Respectful_Chaser] • 14m Anyone else think tgirls are the REAL women 💯37•👍🏻14•👅9 [MrMouthfeel] • 11m thinkin about penis haha. oh yeah…its from a GIRL btw 👍🏻52•👅43 [PatheticSortAhead] • 5m Can’t get a date w a hot tgirl…gonna have to bone a cis girl :o( 👎🏻142•😡98

FRASIER: Did Toranaga-sama appreciate you saving his life? NILES: Oh yes. In fact, he made me hatamoto. FRASIER: Hatamoto…? But I saved his life twice and he only made me gokenin! NILES: Well. He clearly sees a samurai in me. FRASIER: *sneering* I’ll say. You look like a kosho

turbulence / maid supervisor #alttextposting #critterposting

btw if you want to support a broke trans woman, my game about landlords comes out in two weeks and you can wishlist it now

A Fish Out Of Wanda

Mom is cleaning the bedroom without permission

well that seems bad haha that sounds bad too oh that can't be good hmm seems bad i'm gonna go out on a limb, seems bad sounds bad if i'm being honest think this sounds kinda b

I would like to get a matching bedroom set. I’m sure that would scream “woman who has her life together and no problems of note” to the woman I’m pleasuring in there

I hate that I now have thoughts like “this alkaline water is so good”

This is true though

Phonetically it would sound something like “old bay”

16 minutes and 40 seconds

Soon…soon it will be time again for…The Jacket

gas-up gatecrash girlypop

Have just seen the Funko Pop pink Peeps bunny and I’ve made it my personal mission to bankrupt this company

Really was just the perfect time for this emoji to be introduced 🫩

A World Without Caesars Except The Caesars Who We Would Really Like To Appease Pretty Please Give Us Your Money Pleeease

I have very very little patience for people who don’t follow me being annoying in my replies lately so I would highly recommend you don’t do that

Guy who can’t parry telling me Clair Obscur is part of a sinister plot by focus testing groups to make sure no one ever releases a turn-based RPG again. Incredible stuff. There are so goddamn many turn-based RPGs! Get a grip!

Fourth day of 45-minute rides in a row. After three consecutive days of these I had to listen to my body today and take it easy, so the results are about 30% down from yesterday, but I finished the ride and that’s what counts. I may try to get another one in tomorrow evening just to be cunty

[to the tune of “Tiny Dancer”] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

truly a feat to look less masculine with a beard

That beard makes you look like a hypnotist whose only trick is making people download Grindr

:D