This feels like a FromSoft NPC voice clip

I’m thinking they probably won’t be, but thanks for the advice

Listening to St. Anger, eh

good morning

Muting those Hegseth posts since none of you are free from sin (being annoying and pedantic about shit that doesn’t affect you)

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

There is nothing hypocritical about Hegseth’s project here, is the thing. It is extremely coherent.

Oh wow the air SUCKS sucks outside

A little game: Who do you think is shown on the easel in this thumbnail by @dsoart.com of my MAGIC WANDA’S FRANKENSTEINEMA script page

Would really like to be handled and taken care of like a wounded creature for a bit

Anyway, I know we like to have fun around here, we like to joke around, say “x or y thing would fix me”, but being called kitten or angel or baby by a hot dyke touching me irl would, sincerely, fix me

It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag

madre de fucking dios

I really do wonder how long it will take developers to realize no one can afford to buy computer upgrades anymore

Either of my machines trying to run The Forever Winter at legible settings and resolution

Let me tell you guys, it is so much more annoying when cis people frame this stuff as GAC. One of my old bosses was a cis dude body builder who constantly equated his usage of steroids and testosterone to gender affirming care, and once went so far as to say he was discriminated against for it!

There it is

yeah guys Pete Hegseth is doing gender affirming care and he’s just like a trans person you really got him he’s just like those pieces of shit he hates and you caught him in the gotcha and he’s basically trans and he’s doing gender affirming care he’s just like us since he’s doing gender affirming c

I like my ladies the way I like my produce: recently misted and likely to make me shit my pants

Hey is it good when everyone everywhere in the country is posting complaining about the weather and the air quality

*when a skeleton touches me and all of the items ive been carrying fly off of me and land all around the dungeon* my items!!!

I take it from the haze and the stench and my sinuses that there is a wildfire somewhere

with the loss of the NLRB, in the not too distant future I see it becoming legal for your bosses to bonk you on the noggin and shoot you into space even if you do a good job cleaning up the place

good morning

July 15th: Left (Short Walk)

Woke up beautiful and single again. Not sure who allowed this

😔

Getting Tubi ads for a company called Regeneron and I feel like I’m watching an opening sequence cutscene in an imsim

Roguelike is when a game has runs, and the more runs it has, the more roguelike it is

Take a trans woman from England to a big trans/dyke party in Bushwick and she takes a look around at all the other girls like us and reacts like a Martian discovering we have free water here

What the…

Saw the love of my life at the dyke party tonight and was gonna give her my number but then she started smoking a cigarette. This world is so corrupt…

Fucking pervert

i love that the dialogue right after this is like. major! you never get time to have gay threeways with us! you're always so busy doing state sanctioned murder! god ghost in the shell is good

writing a gag comic is so fun. you just get to write gags. because it's a gag comic. with gags in it. that's the key to it all: the gags

Really fun birdsong today :)

THE BEEKEEPER is about a guy who wants to kill Hillary Clinton because her son, Hunter Biden, invented Bonzi Buddy

I’m s’durn cute

Spent 20 minutes tearing apart my kitchen looking for the can opener so I could open this can. How’s everyone else doing

Hey sorry guys I need a minute before I can head out. Yeah my Vulkan shaders are processing

I think it’s also super important to decouple one’s notion of “passing” from “looking like a supermodel”. Most cis women are not Helen of Troy but they get treated like women just the same

I try hard not to be rude to people on here but I keep getting a certain kind of reply to this post or ones like it that are rubbing me the wrong way, so I’m just going to say: When I give advice like the quoted post, I am giving it to people who crave passing or a certain kind of femininity. 🧵

we're never getting chapter 6 bro

I have hypnagogic hallucinations of spiders and bugs on walls, I’d be a miserable cavehang

Ever wonder what cavemen got depressed about. Caveman anxiety spirals. Caveman adhd

I’m s’durn cute

on one hand i'm glad brennan isn't on this one because this would have fully broken him. but on the other hand im a little bummed that brennan isn't on this one because it would've fully broken him.