i KNOW a korean tax refund machine hates to see me

i don't want to make a massive deal out of this, and i haven't had it confirmed, but i would be surprised if this exclusive didn't happen as a result of me being very excited in my coverage before the first season. it's good telly! it's absolutely a 6/10, as we reviewed it, but very very fun.

i love headlines like this because, as i am in the helping you sell the movie industry, i both: 1) appreciate that it sucks for you 2) go, man, am i that bad a hang? do you not wanna talk to me for 4 minutes?

british people walked into the bar. immediately started talking with an american accent. i flew here to get away from you.

a hideo kojima credit card?????

banana milk legit

alright saja boys ramyeon review inbound

multiple times we have walked into a bar in korea and they have abruptly changed their playlist to an Oasis megamix

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

can't believe cracked dot com figured out why this would be meaningless as far back as 2009

saw a weird one on tiktok this week of a tourist praying at a shinto shrine and all of the comments are about idolatry as if the person depicted is automatically christian and that the shrine is necessarily to a god. first solid moment from me in a while of needing all of this to absolutely fuck off

the further we get from the balenciaga boycott the funnier it is to think that anyone was buying enough of it to matter. middle america full of bags made out of shoes or whatever.

when you really like a song lyric, what are you supposed to do with it, with no MSN screen name to update?

yeah, makes sense

the worst ever leftist party from britain. never settled on a name.

the worst ever leftist party from britain were a couple of guys who'd been booted from labour one was named zarah and the other was jez and they yelled at each other twice a week via subtweets

so close...

MANDATORY

i suspect this may be the motherfucking solution

really funny to think that cycles of amazing years for games and movies and then, immediately after, the worst economy of your lifetime, is a discernable trend. and. by really funny i mean i want to log off earth.

many of you

i am in the country "south korea" atm

it is impossible to overstate the chokehold K-POP DEMON HUNTERS has over this country. i have heard SODA POP 30 times this week. we were waved into a beauty pop-up by two Hanbok Saja Boys. what percent of GDP is this going to be.

words to live by

oh you fucked up now *does this to you*

went here and didn't see any of you

just on the face of it i can't understand why baselessly claiming "it was one of YOU" isn't denigrating someone's memory, but days later saying "actually, it was one of YOU" is

well, not THE first official review

mother FUCK

Re. RPS freelance, I now have a budget for irregular (maybe 6-12 pieces a year) 2000-3000 wordish, more granular and specific reporting and investigative criticism that broaches a new topic or addresses a gap in knowledge regarding something familiar.

once @notquitereal.bsky.social was asked to, on the fly, come up with the theme song to darts, a thing i have personally remembered every time i play darts: "shoot the dart / in the hole / make sure you enjoy the darts"

YO

shaved. might have fucked up.

movie i like with terrible RT reviews is it

i'm the guy that puts cum town five times

Hello. I'm looking to speak to anyone who worked at IO Interactive on the Hitman games between 2000 and 2006 for a feature on GAMINGbible. If you can help me out, I'd appreciate a message.

Final bit of the cogwork dancers...

:D

they got me listening to PLASTIC LOVE in Itaewon rn what the fuck you doing

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically: - Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already) - Dying Light: The Beast - Silent Hill f Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at [email protected]

THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER DO THIS VOICE: damn, why hasn't anyone ever done this before? must not be any reason in particular

Bevmaxing

just saw a cybertruck. maybe i don't like being in korea.

impatient benjamin button be like, come on, i'm not getting any older

OPPA MATHEW STYLE

this is how your email finds me