the entire criticism of the business side of zaum is mismanagement of their creative talent and it's so odd to see people basically saying: it's great they did it again

ruby the size of a tangerine makes me pop like cena at the 2008 rumble

so funny for xbox to have a games showcase broadcast then a month later be like. alright those games arent coming out but some shit we didnt show you is

when i met todd howard this year i mostly thought, fuck sake. i have to get the district line.

newgrounds 2002 ass pull

The way Zero Parades exists culturally not as a video game but as a signifier of specific industry practices and drama and is engaged with exclusively through that lens is incredibly disheartening to me.

cause tonight / PJs got me feeling all snug again

If you are a freelancer headed to Gamescom let me know!

ok here's @headfallsoff.com doing northerlion doing Danger Zone: I / been / suckin / on his toes

it is weird that i've seen no one bring this up but farage's resignation speech said that he would leave his fate up to the people of "clapton". lad you don't even know where you're the MP of.

this is going to be the best movie ever made

Andy Burnham must resign

oh, there was a "world cup?" i don't really follow sports

big boy...

[ME, LEARNING ABOUT FOOTBALL LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO] do do do, jordan fucking pickford

Anthony Gordon:

yeah nice

mate. there hasn't been such a futile war of attrition between argentina and england since... hmm... no obvious metaphor comes to mind

it's fucked up that you could type "chronological" have that literally translate from ancient greek to "in release order, obviously"

Metroid: Focus M

been practicing my chants for tonight. feel strongly about "you're shit / but your steaks are nice"

you ever tell your therapist an anecdote from your life as a joke and when they don't laugh you're like. oh god why did everyone else.

i love that the dialogue right after this is like. major! you never get time to have gay threeways with us! you're always so busy doing state sanctioned murder! god ghost in the shell is good

in Brighton this week for the sunshine but if i get a spare second i'll look at your weird little computer game or whatever fine

didn't get to spend as much time as i'd have liked at @glasgowindiegamesfest.org but want to give a shout out to Sean Dunsmore's RECHARGED which is so clever it made me want to keep playing in spite of a trapped sciatic nerve lighting my entire hip on fire

imagining a guy who shames and excludes friends for watching the Harry Potter series. but not for any moral reason he's just like: isn’t this supposed to be for children.

I love you too Robocop

so funny to return to console exclusive games at exactly the most expensive conditions to produce and sell consoles. it's like if the mayor from jaws wanted to open up the beach BECAUSE there was a shark.

i agree that we're all going to draw a line in different places and it's difficult to hold other people accountable to it. but i also don't feel compelled to make excuses to play, and let's be clear: Metal Slug Tactics

instagram is good actually

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Banana Fish is coming to Netflix with an English dub on August 12.

losing on pens is it

i'm in Glasgow. of course i'm not watching the match.

Rare: You finish that underwater level theme for the new Donkey Kong? David Wise: Sure did boss, real fuckin melancholy just like you asked. Rare: what

thy coffers lay bare 😭 😭😭😭

Please somebody mod “Keir Starmer” onto Requiem in RE9

say hello if you're cool

I'm pregnant from an elf

remembering working at glass house week of release and telling my beloved colleagues they really needed to play this one and someone was like. mat. we cant just play every game because you say it's good. but then: it really was very very good.

i'm in Glasgow, the Big Apple

The Last Airbender? The Avatar? Buddy the four nations need gaffers

not trying to say this is good. let the record show it isn’t good. i do find it vestigial. a broken model. we're all incentivised to just rewrite another outlet's quote in the house style so we can get a couple quid from it. that an AI does it this time is my newest issue.