you think you've defeated tiny tim and another health bar appears

five gold rings? jeremy that's insane

so here it is, merry christmas, everybody's shagged your mum

dig through the cheeses and burn through the meeses

its weird the payday series is 3 games lovingly recreating the feelings of the heist sections of heat but there's never been a game recreation of the majority of the movie: guys having wife problems

imagine will. i. am. this whole time his name was just pronounced william and he was too polite to correct us

beer mom

weissand effect

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey comes out and it's a normal style Odyssey film except for a 5 second establishing shot of New Donk City

british people be calling them "hampsters"

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

had a hygienist visit a couple months ago where they advised while flossing to really get up in there and move it all around. and then a dentist visit a few days ago where they were like. man don't move it all around in there chill out

didnt know alex horne knew so much about this stuff. respect.

it's so funny to listen to My Name Is now and imagine at the time of release it was like, wow, what if a rapper was slightly rude

one of my favourite tweets is something like "the moment the bongos start in jolene is exactly when dolly parton jumps on yoshi" and i wanna know who did it

how your email finds me

2 flowers 2 algernon

the Todd and Aaron joke about that one thing, you know which one, is going to be devastating

Don’t skimp on the balls, now! Don’t shortchange on the balls!

it is funny when someone admonishingly says "You gotta pick your battles" in response to people picking their battles

"i wish / that i could slurp back slime / cause now my shell is all mine" - snail evangelion

it's hard to hold a candle in the cold nudevember tayne

i'll be making a donation to the Trussell Trust in a few days. here's how to do the same: www.trussell.org.uk

eagle eyes will notice the shot of aaron paul picking up a phone i've used for this is a breaking bad scene that i've put in reverse

i burped myself today - baby trent reznor

How about you be jamiroquiet

the good news is that the media attention and support from an audience has helped Horses do well enough that Santa Ragione has been able to pay all its owed royalties and loans. so it's not in debt. the bad news is it's still not enough to keep the studio together. www.ign.com/articles/hor...

Delighted to see this piece up! Massive thank you to all the women who shared their experience with me for this 🖤 www.gamesindustry.biz/a-decade-on-...

genuinely i started writing because i knew i needed some kind of creative outlet and it, pretty much exclusively within the arts, doesn't cost any money

[PROZD PARTY MEMBER COMBAT BARK VOICE] i think that cruelty is, the point!

bridge over the jamiroquai

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover i'm the ship, i'm a top hat i'm the thimble, i'm the car that's the ones which i can name

it's so funny how often you hear about how nintendo's development of intentional mechanics come from making a fuck up while coding and thinking, alright that was pretty sick. let's say the tools are perfect and do exactly what you want right away: do you get the Double Cherry in 3D World again?

there's a line i think a lot about in the game Bully where a character says something like "oh no i sound like i'm old money but it's because i'm insecure about actually being nouveau riche" and it reads to me like this was one note about characterisation someone got and it's literally all they had

it's weird how we never say credit where credit's due about something that gets credit all the time. we're always like. credit to the guy that eats dog shit: he hasn't had any dog shit to eat today.

i am also asking a lot of questions about if it counts as your game being made with AI if you can't be bothered to turn off the automatic suggestions in your emails and decide fine yes computer i did want to put a comma there ultimately i think yes it does and you should say so

genuinely the single funniest game to make this comment on

i'm a bitch / i'm a lover i'm an unc / i'm a chungus

monzo wrapped just informed me i'm the #1 spender at my local pub i think i might be making several changes next year

somehow this is one of the years of my life with least video games played. this is less a list of GOTYs and more an un-ordered list of anything that i played long enough to leave any kind of impression. you don't want to know how high up Umamusume actually would be. www.ign.com/account/play...

Citing the rise of "absurd videos, weird advertising images, cheesy propaganda, fake news that looks real, junky AI-written digital books," Slop has been chosen as Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year. https://bit.ly/48VOG0q

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

i read recently that a lot of AI Music producers are now having the issue that real musicians have had since music was invented. alright, you've made the song. how do you get anyone to care?

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

really love, conceptually, insulting someone by saying they're third rate at a thing you don't even like. what if he was brilliant at marxism? would you be more into him then?