YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Giant Bomb 2016-2020 is one of the best runs in media history

the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

keep fighting

Bowser Has His Up-B From Melee Now, Good Fucking Luck

"Yesterday's soup is tonight's dinner" - A folk saying

My God... he was making so much black paper

gamers love the ritual and theatre of advertising like one million times more than playing video games

Love being the most awkward guy alive. Love going up to the bus driver and choking out “is this bus… goin?” as I get on. Love being an alien in the skin of a schlubby white guy

Games shouldn't cost $100. Games should in fact cost £2, come on a cassette tape, only run on a 20kg computer that you could only buy in Britain in the 1980s, and be made over the course of six months by two 19 year-olds known only as "The Whizzy Brothers".

This has neither of those things.

I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television

It's that time of the year again

this speaks VOLUME to me

Ragebait is a dumb word. Let’s call it trolling teh forums again

the phrase “spiritually Israeli” gets thrown around a lot but this actually feels spiritually Israeli to me kotaku.com/intergalacti...

this is such a good dialogue box that actually is in this game

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Genuinely believe being rich compromises your brain in some way. It’s brain damage.

Chris Avellone has been in the “great writer, huge dipshit” box for a while

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

Legit just smoked weed with Obama and it was a crazy experience for both of us

Just a couple of normal looking guys, real fuckin alpha male types. Beards looking so normal and not at all like dogshit. Rod Dreher looks like a bald child in old age makeup

Playing GTA 5 with my roommate and man, GTA 5 is kind of a dogshit videogame huh

pissing on shit is disrespectful to the piss

i understand it’s not necessarily “cool” to recreationally listen to video game music as much as i do but i firmly reject the premise that it’s less legitimate than other kinds of music. i have a lot of feelings wrapped up in game music and i can’t just pretend like that’s not real

it would be irresponsible not to experiemnt with video game piracy, seems to be a big deal thats not going away so maybe time to check it out

"Sorry to deny you a moment of primate triumph, but you'll have to go elsewhere to sound your barbaric yawp"

all morals aside, AI as a technology is not going away but AI as a product is basically the single most unprofitable venture in american history to the point that the entire economy now rests on the graphics card guys

He looks like he’s pitching Chomsky on the idea of being a pedophile

NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

Medieval knight with frog helm on the bus. Medieval knight with frog helm in a college lecture taking notes with a quill and ink. Medieval knight with frog helm clanking around a public library

Don’t skimp on the balls, now! Don’t shortchange on the balls!

Squirting Screaming Wild Cumming Orgy

from: [email protected] subj.: DC recs Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici? from: [email protected] subj.: re: DC recs not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"

the thing that drives me insane about genAI/chatgpt bullshit is that brother, the process IS the work IS the entire thing. no artist comes to art for the final result. the final result is inextricable from the fucking labor that came into making it

In a restaurant by myself. I fuckin hate being served without the distraction of another person. I’m a worm. Let me back there in the back, there, I’ll get the pizza myself

i imagine Indie Game: The Movie has not aged well for a variety of reasons but whoever had the idea to film Jon Blow watching the Soulja Boy video about Braid deserves like 8 Oscars

i love imagining this lady going home and banging her old ass husband! he was born in 1965, but they make tremendous love very regularly!

i would love to have a wife so i can drain her energy and ruin all her relationships