I found the hand drawn original of the vanity card from my first student movie back in 2013 and it's with a heavy heart that I inform you i was always like this

youtube video titled "noodling around on guitar until I accidentally play the 'there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance' lick" (0:14 in length, 206 views)

You Best Pay Up And Oh Yeah I Summoned Another Bert. You Thought There Was Just One Huh

happy pride month y'all! in times like these, trans art is more important than ever, so for pride month, all my albums (and my mixtape) are pay what you want with no minimum price! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (you *can* still pay me for them if you want tho, that's totally ok 😸) 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽 prayermountain.bandcamp.com

the change in terminology from "rocket pop" to "bomb pop" reflects the creeping militarism that has taken over american culture since the end of world war 2

i need to make a comedy movie that most people will find somewhat alienating

one of my grandmas taught the other her pickled egg recipe so they were a constant at either side's family gatherings and im rly craving those specific eggs rn

im only trying to lose weight bc i think id look cute in an oversized leather jacket and i don't wanna have to buy a new one

anybody play that balatro game? it's alright but kinda reminds me of some of the other rogue likes I've played lately, 7/10

there are people out there who say all Americans should be forced to wear a uniform of black basketball shorts and a white button-up shirt/blouse and that it "brings a whole new meaning to business casual" and to those people i simply say "i disagree"

italy says they have over 2500 pasta shapes but rly if you go there and ask someone to write out a list you'll end up with a couple hundred entries that say "farfalle" and they'll eventually start writing down different gauges of spaghetti that are only off from each other by .05 mm

vocal stims alec baldwin: "A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-clicking. Always be clicking! Always be clicking!!"

if i ever see you set foot in this town again, im gonna beat yr sings-the-johnny-appleseed-prayer-instead-of-saying-grace-before-dinner ass all the way up and down main street how's that strike ya?😾

do headphone fans ever call sennheisers "sennies?" bc I think they should

i just made all my albums pay what you want with no minimum! the world is scary and rough and we could all use more angel music! 😸 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽 prayermountain.bandcamp.com

this week im going to be moving into my new place! its a big step towards getting back on my feet after months of turmoil and unemployment, but im not out of the woods just yet and need to once again ask for help with expenses related to moving and getting reestablished 🙏 ko-fi.com/prayermountain

happened again but with my ankles this time

i love earth i love humans i love people

not to be controversial but id suck someone's dick if they gave me a rice cooker

seriously tho it's a short walk from this kind of rhetoric to hoxhaism-posadism and i thought we were better than that on this site

lowkey want to eat a friggin hambog ngl

i just made all my albums pay what you want with no minimum! the world is scary and rough and we could all use more angel music! 😸 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽 prayermountain.bandcamp.com

this week im going to be moving into my new place! its a big step towards getting back on my feet after months of turmoil and unemployment, but im not out of the woods just yet and need to once again ask for help with expenses related to moving and getting reestablished 🙏 ko-fi.com/prayermountain

saw alton brown is back to the combover and it makes me like him soooooooooo much more it's insane

the seasoning on my coffee mug is coming along nicely! 😸

ugh i just wanted the wikipedia article i wasnt taking to you

gluppin hard or hardly gluppin

taking this to sell at a trading card show so I can be set for life

my hottest food take is that even smth like altoona style pizza wouldn't still be getting made and sold if it wasn't at least pretty tasty

godspeed is a contraction of "god has peed" which he likes to do right before leaving on any kind of trip so it means he's ready to come with you and won't need a pit stop for a while

twin peaks is great but im convinced that it was responsible for the "tying a cherry stem into a knot with yr tongue" bar trick becoming a signifier of dick sucking ability instead of pussy eating prowess and that's a downgrade

as a tranny who injects grey market hormones every week I think the peptide folks should be allowed to inject whatever grey market bullshit into themselves that they want to but i can't help but think we're gonna hear a couple horror stories in a year or two

im gonna be honest, modern day face tattoos and paunch bam margera can get it

godspeed is a contraction of "god has peed" which he likes to do right before leaving on any kind of trip so it means he's ready to come with you and won't need a pit stop for a while

my hottest food take is that even smth like altoona style pizza wouldn't still be getting made and sold if it wasn't at least pretty tasty

i make rly good music and i don't talk abt it enough prayermountain.bandcamp.com

paul marcartney

as a tranny who injects grey market hormones every week I think the peptide folks should be allowed to inject whatever grey market bullshit into themselves that they want to but i can't help but think we're gonna hear a couple horror stories in a year or two

lowkey funny that I have like 4 pfps I cycle between depending on where my brain shit's at

@rjreynolds.bsky.social START SELLING CARBONATED CIGARETTES RIGHT NOW! SPARKLING CIGS WILL SAVE THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY

Italian dressing? the shit you gotta shake until it looks like fucked up milk?

I am so torn between thinking smoking is cool/tobacco products are inherently v interesting and never wanting to smoke again bc I convinced myself nicotine cuts me off from the divine

it's rly cute whenever a guy cusses when he shouldnt and then goes "oh sorry, I didn't mean to 🫢"

i make rly good music and i don't talk abt it enough prayermountain.bandcamp.com

catgirl x bunnygirl yuri where both of them think they're successfully domming the other one

That’s the name of this guy

sending in my portfolio for a job managing the social media feeds of the American Society for the Prevention of Shingles (ASPS)

catgirl x bunnygirl yuri where both of them think they're successfully domming the other one