one of the most extreme tests of patience and willpower that you can perform is to suck on an Oreo until it's completely soft like a bite of cake

when are they supposed to do the Superbowl haha I mean "big game" right? anyway when's kickoff

Recorded a cover of Blue (Flightcamp) by Cats Millionaire (Devi McCallion) to work on some music production skills. Enjoy! 😸 #mlp #flutterdash #fluttershy #rainbowdash #transmusic

Slightly longer clip, but I think it's worth hearing how Tara Knight and Sophie From Mars talk about trans men. It's a truly, nasty way to talk about your brothers

Did Tara Knight begin the transfeminist wave, and does she have the largest body of theory and work? I haven't read Trans/Rad/Fem by Talia Bhatt yet, so maybe she cites Tara a lot in it.

the thing i like abt family guy is it has a lot of funny moments

all im saying is the quirk chungus will absolutely not take it well when her man child wants to become woman adult

In hindsight I thought the ultimate gesture of love was to put someone else above my own dreams, I now realize that was foolish, there is no person worth more than what makes me, myself

the thing i like abt family guy is it has a lot of funny moments

opening a business that provides private jerkoff booths to older golfers with high blood pressure, it's called Strokers

obsessed with alysa liu's mall goth hair, smiley piercing, and Lady Gaga medley. 2008 is fully back, millennial cultural victory achieved

looks like that live action adaptation of JJBA: Stardust Crusaders is coming along nicely

im not a size kink girlie myself, but if i was in love with one, id be ordering her chinese takeout and then handing her these to eat it with

anyway im thoroughly enjoying my first burger as a single woman (and im prob gonna enjoy my second burger as a single woman right after)

just fyi I'm gonna be rly annoying abt going "this is my first [THING] as a single woman" for a minute

if any of y'all ever saw me posting abt my partner and thought "wow that's fucked up, you should get out of there, amy!" well, I did and she's my ex 😸

straight guy who insists on calling himself a mlw

😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

straight guy who insists on calling himself a mlw

if any of y'all ever saw me posting abt my partner and thought "wow that's fucked up, you should get out of there, amy!" well, I did and she's my ex 😸

is this a recession indicator

something great will happen today 😸

they just showed an ad for a flying car during the Olympics and it played off of the "just one more lane" meme 😭

obsessed with alysa liu's mall goth hair, smiley piercing, and Lady Gaga medley. 2008 is fully back, millennial cultural victory achieved

a pair of shoes that is about having friends

this isn't that far from an ideal life tbh. private pool with the homies, giant stone homie you can jump out of, id sign up if they let me

Carlos Mencia Jeff Mangum 🤝 saying "Dee Dee Dee" a bunch

Sophie FromMars's question: "The other thing I wanted to ask you about is how are are you of um because I know that Rose said in her reel about you that um there are other trans activists who've gotten door knocks?" Tara Knight's answer:

something great will happen today 😸

oh 😓

something great could happen today

not my partner slut shaming one of the ladies on the traitors like "why are all her outfits so short 😒"

oh! it's shot day!

how it feels when yr the only bitch in the "transsexuals who think they're funny" cluster who doesn't constantly get her posts stolen by redditors for rapid, efficient karma farming

we need to make more trannies watch my little pony friendship is magic to: 1. improve the overall quality of the fandom and bridge the gap with the xennial women who mostly collect g1-3 ponies 2. trick newly out tgirls into watching a show abt platonic friendship between 6 adult women with jobs

bandcamp friday is a great day to buy a mixtape of transsexual angel music 😸 prayermountain.bandcamp.com/album/prayer... 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽

blamcamp friday. all proceeds go toward a [REDACTED] ec6o.bandcamp.com/album/shatte...

i want to stress that you can just lie abt being an academic online, I spent months with "PhD in Sequential Art" in my bio with a pretentious title for a fake book abt garfield next to it and people just took me at my word completely uncritically

generative ai is a plot by big pedotech to incept narcissistic tendencies into soft minded hylic 3 cuers in order to build a world that will be kinder to rapists than it already is

was it smth I said? 😿

we need to make more trannies watch my little pony friendship is magic to: 1. improve the overall quality of the fandom and bridge the gap with the xennial women who mostly collect g1-3 ponies 2. trick newly out tgirls into watching a show abt platonic friendship between 6 adult women with jobs

how the fuck did my desk chair break like this

accidentally teaching a thoroughly sheltered homeschool graduate that theres a famous schoolyard rhyme that goes "beans beans the more you toot"

me to the disrespectful paparazzi who make my job as an honest upstanding paparazza unnecessarily harder: "Fellas! get those bright lights out of her face! i wanted a picture of tilda swinton, but now ive got a whole memory stick full of tilda squintin'! 😾"

"democrats are bringing in illegals who are voting in elections and that's why trump lost in 2020" has made it all the way from being Alex Jones's fav conspiracy for the last ~5 years to becoming the centerpiece of the federal government's immigration policy

if I was on a reality competition show and smth embarrassing was happening to me I would start singing a beatles or prince song so the footage would be prohibitively expensive to use