got back from my tattoo appointment in another city, missed my connecting train by a few minutes, decided to kill half an hour sinking a quick pint. instantly have a dude wander over and start his routine. London i love you but im thinking it was a great idea to fucking leave you.

you ever meet a person with such a pretty nose you want to eat her

We're at 82 percent, appreciate any and all motion on this. The check in is the twelfth and the surgery is coming on the 5th

welcoming the newest addition to the family, everybody say hi to Rowena

ink day ink day lfg

wearing my Las Vegas Hooters vest to assert dominance at the Nottingham Hooters

it’s weird seeing one of your friends obliquely referenced in celebrity divorce gossip drama

Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos

stick 'em up 🔫🤠

did a photoshoot for when imn murdered and/or do a crime, please make sure Daily Mail Online gets them, thanks in advance

we did it Joe

It has come to my attention that Isa Mazzei and Daniel Goldhaber's very good techno-horror CAM will apparently be leaving Netflix on 15th November, seven years after being purchased by the streamer. Go watch CAM while you can! lwlies.com/festivals/ca...

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

*scratches door* no it’s too rainy to go look at the level crossing

500 fewer calls for emergency services on Bonfire Night feels like a recession indicator

do you reckon they have poppies in the 41st millennium

Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

bottom prep is a subroutine

hands down the worst Aeon Flux cosplay i've ever seen

Sir!

No Nuxx November is when you exclusively listen to the A side of Born Slippy instead of the more famous remix (featured in the 1996 film Trainspotting) throughout the entire month of November

Attention bluesky Show me the X-Men

Have your demons summon my demons.

hey little trouble don't you know 🖤🖤 i believe in you 🖤🖤

need less politicans who are PPE grads (Philosophy, Politics, and Economics) and more politicans who are PPE fans (Piss and Power Electronics)

US Democrats: offers the status quo but moreso, takes advice from Labour campaigners, loses election Zohran Mamdani: runs on rent control, cost of living, and embraces minorities, wins election Wes Streeting: i'm a progressive

M&S have put out a collab that actually fucks how have M&S put out a collab that absolutely fucks

everybody should get treats, especially my friends, and that should count as a protected philosophical belief worthy of respect in a democratic society,

toxx clause, mfer

oh fuck yeah NY

have Leland Palmer singing Mairzy Doats in my head so I must curse you with it also

lost one of my closest friends over this but hey if they’re too Labour-brained to listen to their only transsexual friend because they wasted their life campaigning for Labour only for _this_ government to get into power, then how much of a real person are they really

declaring class war on warlocks and their role in sustaining patriarchy

just realised - i made it 🩷

the stankening worked btw, and he is very chill around somebody new invading his home.

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

you’d fail Media Studies intro courses with this attitude, especially in Britain

banging that drum again, sorry, but this is exactly why i was interrogating Your Party stans about the involvement of the Serwotkas

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

love that my rent still went out for the place i got evicted from and the bank doesn’t want to do anything.

zerg rushing your house, my engineers are spelling out “HI” in sandbags outside your bedroom window

me when i’m checking clearsky:

“…it’s the drugs you _havent_ taken that concern me the most.”

Saw is unrealistic no one has that much will to live

if it’s your payday, please help my bestie help two lovelies!

why are other peoples beds always so much more comfortable or why do i have an adversarial relationship with my own bed

Let's make this happen. Together. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/pol...