You REALLY should remove the tracking codes from Youtube links now. They started showing a popup about who sent the link and offering a (maybe new) DM feature, potentially revealing your personal account name to anyone who opens the link.

Churning out bustcards for today. Know your rights: greenandblackcross.org ‘No comment’ No personal details No duty solicitor ‘Under what power?’ No caution! Precisely 10:30am, Trafalgar Square

i got a bunch of new follows for a silly joke, if any of you could donate to help my friend’s GFM then that would be lovely, thank you in advance x

A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Chandler by my side, a little bit of Phoebe is all I need, a little bit of Rachel’s what I see, a little bit of Joey in the sun, and also Ross is there

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Milli observes

her name was juniper blessing, and a blessing is what she was.

12 hours of sleep! …most of which feels like they were back-to-back nightmares.

the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)

getting a lot of blocks today, assuming it’s for the most tepid of takes

call this magne’tism

let's be honest, his prosecution wouldn't be enough either

*stepping off Air Force One in China* take me to the cum factory from the Jordan Peterson tweet

related: Tom Hardy, if you’re reading this, please get in touch

re: ai

you will never guess the website this instagram ad will take you to, from this description

only *really* stacked it once. managed to get back into the rhythm fairly quickly, and then started testing my balance by rolling on one skate etc. next time i’m gonna start trying to add some swish flip-reverse-it into my movements…

decided to go to a roller skating thing, with all the confidence of i used to blade as a kid, this’ll be fine! …it is not fine. i’m like a seasick newborn foal on wheels.

Wes Streeting, sitting in his constituency office alone, with a bottle of poppers: “oh! so it does” he turns off the light, and screws the lid back on tightly.

the “Wes” in “Wes Streeting” is short for “Wesker” #LabourFacts

do you think the Labour Together lot have a secret plan named Coronation Streeting

If I were a Labour MP, I'd tell Streeting I was planning to back him so he'd think he had 81 and then I'd simply not do it so he'd fall flat on his stupid fucking face

the adult baby takeover is BACK ON

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BICEP LIVE being pushed on me hard but jesus they have one of the worst crowds i’ve ever been in

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Can anyone please spare some pennies so I can grab a couple home essentials like olive oil and dishwasher tablets? ▪️ paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

Garak: You said that you love me? Kira: I do! Garak: Then why does it hurt so much.

just gonna assume everybody who’s blocked me since i reposted this is a massive David Milliband enjoyer

Wes Streeting suddenly regretting his choices of making transition as difficult as possible

me misremembering an Aphex Twin track: i would like some bees from the beekeeper's wife's tits

i think the definitive millennial song contest is gonna vary by country, but i’m very sure Chelsea Dagger will be in the running for the UK

could there be anything the trans internet would love more than the t4t tram

the definitive millennial song is My Sex is on Fire, which soundtracked the transgender tipping point and kicked off the on-going gender wars, like that Archduke being shot started WW1. i think it was Franz Ferdinand.

they must have agonised over the wardrobe choices for this. “can’t do sleeves rolled up we already fucked that one.” “um… no tie? but what about the top button??” “what if we popped his collar?” “chris that’s a blinder, we’ll undo the top button and bank the popped collar for the next speech.”

cis people getting the dignity and respect treatment too now, ahahahaha enjoy it lads

oh shit theyve put all his XP into the briefcase stat again, absolutely fucked it

Napster was released in '99 - but IRC DCC bots, FTP communities, and newsgroups existed before then. but even without that, record/etc. fairs were a highlight of my teenage years, and i was lucky enough to have a circuit i could hit regularly - and i'd travel to another city just for one.

80% of fawning chatbots don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins

realised way too late i should have just muted "Mother's Day" today

the Sainsbury's own-brand equivalent is literally called "Monster Islands", they're fucking with us

you’re telling me a Da Vinci coded this?

the forever battle between my pasty Irish skin that can never see the light of summer vs. damn tanlines are some of the hottest things i ever did see

for decades there was a solid chunk of the british population who believed, rightly or wrongly, that labour was "The nice party" and tories were "the nasty party" (good guys/bad guys) and that held even through tony's worst years. Almost nobody under 40 has those associations anymore

waking up in one of the greenest boroughs of London.