oh she _get_ it get-it

i’ve got to go bed but im still angry about that squaddie, and i have to be up early to start Good Dinner, life is unfair

jingle bell rock by mean girls

these days if you search for “grunger” it will autocorrect to “grungler” and this is why society has lost its way sign up to my substack, link in bio

after a conversation with a ex-squaddie maybe i don’t wanna move to a barracks town

HOT GAMING TIP: If you use the "dissociate" counter during cPTSD events often enough during the tutorial stages you gain the ability to add extra members to your party later on! Be careful though, it's RNG whether this adjusts your gameplay to be turn-based, or ✨multiplayer✨

euan blair going to his wife's family for christmas dinner

why did you transition? wrong answers only. the puppets and physical environment of Button Moon are created to resemble mass manufactured household goods of the time, and as such it is a perfect representation of an idealised 2.4 family unit in contemporary capitalism. within the context of this fr

just think, in another timeline there's a non-radicalised Laurence Fox playing a live action Nigel Thornberry

- Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Timothy the Tiny? - No. - I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

pretty sure my mum scores a full house with these categories

see im an elf in mind but the grudges make me a dwarf at heart

If you had come to me twenty years ago and said “in 2025 Russell Brand will be a far-right pundit spreading antisemitic conspiracies and accused of multiple rapes” I would have said “seems entirely plausible, how about those future cars, are they cool?”

they shoulda tested Tiny Tim for midiclorines

OH WOW THE HORROR WAS DEPRESSION? THE HORROR WAS GRIEF? WE TALK WITH THE MONSTER ABOUT PROCESSING OUR GRIEF? THE MONSTER IS NOW SHAPED LIKE A CUTE GIRL YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR TRAUMA WITH? HOLDING HANDS WITH THE MONSTER? TAKE THE MONSTER GIRL OUT ON A DATE?

Jigsaw reading A Christmas Carol: this is bullshit. that wouldn't work. you have to make them kill themself if they fuck it up or do it wrong

if a picture is worth a thousand words, then a video essay's worth is mostly dependent on the frame rate

world got a lot weirder about trans women right after Mount Gox folded, coincidnce???

While I'm here: Paul Verhoeven's 1987 film RoboCop is a Christmas movie.

Mel B kitted out in Rogue Trader-era Squat/Guard flak armour, well ahead of fashion trends there

Alice Sullivan tells universities to suppress pro-trans research to protect GC staff. However, HER OWN DATA shows pro-trans research is already more suppressed. When I told the BBC this, they edited out any reference to the data. They have now corrected the record. www.bbc.co.uk/helpandfeedb...

jfc if FBPE are now all gonna get excited about Streeting they might have found a new angle to annoy me specifically

I do not believe AI will liberate access to knowledge the way boosters proclaim it will because when an individual tried to liberate access to that knowledge, the keepers of that knowledge responded by driving him to suicide.

distinct lack of “for my girlfriend” Christmas cards in all the shops i looked in. guess we’re going with “to my special sister…” instead then.

If you recognize someone from social media who probably doesn't know you, please be cool about it. Don't be that former type. It's a really uncomfortable and potentially dangerous spot to be put in.

but what about your onion breath

if you assume a woman is trans just because she posts good, you’re furthering the misogynistic trope that “women aren’t funny”

So, some Pokemon are just words spelled backwards, like Ekans (snake) and Arbok (kobra). And then there’s Muk

i thought all Jake Paul’s fights were carefully “managed”, im guessing a better script was put out to tender?

searching twitter for “men hate it when women” to make my New Year Resolutions for 2024

boycotting tesco until they take his voice off the self service tills

oh no what will happen to David Walliams Land at Alton Towers

Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.

i am not gonna spiral until i’ve read @reactiveashley.bsky.social’s assessment, i *am not* gonna spiral…

"Away in" is just the English translation of "Pret."

It seems that the terfs are outnumbering TKDB. If you're around London and available, please come down and support them if you can.

An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles

ooooh a letter from the GIC, finally! …i’ve been conscripted into freshly-formed light infantry regiment, what the hell

He’s with you when you’re sleeping He hides when you’re awake He shows up on the motion scan And leads to a mistake.

its this very silly overdub of Beavis and Butthead where a british guy replaced Mike Judge's performance with something... yeah it's something

the leaf

help there is some kind of orca(?) passed out in my room, what do i do

Thorns

Kenwood Ladies’ Pond has been trans-inclusive for years and years and etc. my ex-housemate wrote a thesis on the history of it. submitted in 2019.

show me how your 2025 went

similarly you can lead a horse to culture but you can't make it think