post march bullshit (April???)

do you think you can use the replicator to make other crew members? make a little Wesley and then manually prep some pork belly. would you need consent? i think Lwaxana would be fine with eating some slices of her, she’d get a kick out of it.

Labour are looking at an apocalypse in May. One Labour minister said ‘there were “no safe seats” for Labour, adding that they feared it was going to be a “bloodbath”.’’ Make sure you vote to make this happen.

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always crossbow a baron

I was trying to think about who would be the equivalent for this in the 90’s and 80’s and 70’s of someone who was seen as culturally important but now seems kind of goofy & embarrassing and my first thought was Pearl Jam but I already have one age group pissed off at me I don’t need Gen X activated

does FaltyDL count as trade

If the government truly wanted to stop gay people they would have outlawed the music of Bikini Kill by now

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Shaq denies DMing Sabrina Carpenter about turning her farts into cologne

going @bangface.bsky.social with @nervechannel.bsky.social 🩷🩷🩷

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weekend plans CANCELLED, might build some lasagnae

immediately after posting you have a brief window of i-frames before your skeet is submitted and hits the tl, so as long as you maintain skeet frequency and volume (not quantity) you CAN post through it and never die

Gang, it's NEW ALBUM FRIDAY! I've remastered Beyond The Dread Plains, an instrumental ambient album with a smidge of post rock and a hint of industrial. Would really love for you to listen and share if you would be so kind. Bandcamp link here, streaming links below!

Tesco successfully invaded Denmark in ~5 hours and nobody wants to talk about it

tentacles are just 2 x pentacles 🙂‍↕️

“For Whom The Bell Tolls” is actually about Fear Factory’s frontman battling with imminent twink death

manganese feels like it should be a weeb slur

take me back to 2014 crypto fraud the way i want to mount gocks

so grateful that events like Transmissions and TGirls on Film let me witness the lives and experiences of the sisters that came before me. things are pretty bleak for trans people right now but as a community we've been through worse. the full power of state violence hasn't been able to stop us.

Son of Godzilla (1967)

fuck the IOC, fuck UK Athletics, and fuck Sebastian Coe in particular

still no word from the crisis team, but my GP called me for an appointment i had no idea about so i just had to go through everything with her. no doubt will have to go through it all again once she’s chased up why they haven’t contacted me.

you ever hung out with a duck and it let you touch it feet? a lot hotter than you’d expect.

acab includes London Metropolitan University

it was so cool in the 90s when people were just putting breakbeats in film scores

Finally some good news.

also you can get away with a cheap moisturiser (i use Simple Hydrating Light Moisturiser) instead of using the fancy one you use as part of your skincare routine.

finally found one? spice t gril??

so ruthlessly commited to self-actualisation that i am constantly at war with that person i was two days ago, who is a boymoder and a coward

Me after a hard day separating the art from the artist:

Nancy Reagan, or as she was known around the White House, “Goaty McThroatface”

harry potter fans are just coddled babies, they should have got into something with better politics like punk or industrial or black metal, where you learn to scrutinise and reevaluate your faves all the fucking time

more of a saucerer than a wizard

Something for your dreams. 🪶 🐣

might have to start screening potential cis dates by asking if they have any trans friends

had a positive update from electrolysis yesterday, maybe ill have a chance at surgery this year, then i might not have to █ █ █

Vladimir Lenin has done more good for men than Keir Starmer. Full stop.

selling “I bought this before we knew Joanne was a meanie” stickers on my etsy store, slap ‘em all over your wizard slop

Yeah I use Sora Sora cute pigeon on the way to work today

the only Harry Potter reboot i’d be interested in

"THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU" "Get your own back, Carrie" [constant, increasingly malevolent Dave Benson Phillips cackling] [repeat]

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British remake of Carrie but the end is Dave Benson Phillips gunging her on stage at the end-of-term school disco

the tos exists to protect journalists and politicians, not trannies :)

i overthink, therefore i am over, i think???

the "joined nov '24" label from @joined-labeler.shatteredsky.net never misses

Mordheim would be more lucrative than British steel, if GW weren’t cowards about it