She's a fucking force of nature

Don't ya be no square. If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair

Off out to karaoke It's groove time

Can't recommend this film strongly enough. I love how deeply London it is, beautiful cinematography and editing, fantastic performances. One of my favourite films of the last few years.

Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.

Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to save.

Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.

Looking forward to the bit where Cyborg Bond nukes Coast City.

“My pronouns are him – he/him.”

Who up, who peening their balls?

Gym before lunch. I'm hungry and thirsty.

JR Hartley sitting in a tree F-I-S-H-I-N-G

Watching Endgame. It'd be really funny when Hulk snapped his fingers if his dick just hit the floor.

Nice to see we're at the guaranteeing Belgian sovereignty stage.

Manifesting this for Christmas

Someone was doing a management thing at work so I improved on it.

Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life 'Cause it's the one we'll never know And quit running for the runaway bus 'Cause those rosy days are few And stop apologising For the things you've never done 'Cause time is short And life is cruel But it's up to us to change This pub called Boobs

A parade of eastern European top heavy lovelies called Bohemian Wabsody.

I had a dream last night where possessed people were sent to space stations as it was the only way to stop the demons coming back to Earth. Kier Starmer was also there joking about sausages. Make of that what you will.

Spending £6 to drink amongst a bunch of flag shaggers. The wretched provinces.

Was going to sell one of my copies of this album and now I'm having second thoughts. If you've never heard this, do yourself a favour and have a listen. Gtradio

Top tip. If you're going to bring an endless cavalcade of Christmas crap home from the charity shop it helps if you're really cute.

One thing we do properly in the fens is skylines.

Where's their fucking poppies?

this picture is great but that shoe placement makes the guy in the bottom right look like a heartbroken daffy duck

Happy new Casio day everybody

This is NOT cute. Skippingjacks only do this when severely distressed

Mornin' Gtradio

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

I swear you've not lived until you've seen @cbuckthorn.bsky.social and @derbren.bsky.social dancing to Addams Rap by MC Hammer

Tonight I'm going to suck

This was going to be my Halloween costume but I couldn't persuade Jess to dress as Grover.

Oct 30th - Musician Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) and his fiancée, Shelly Webster, were murdered on the eve of their wedding, a night known in Detroit as Devil’s Night. 📽️📅 The Crow (1994)

We have fun

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Jess just suggested we try a third* in the bedroom *Paint tester

Bit harsh

I've seen so many soaked hems of jeans today. The nineties are back.

Baby, I want you come, come Come into my arms Let me feel the wonder of all of you

Found some limited edition Peter Kay chocolate.

Skegness Is so majestic

Today's overheard bus conversation "I like crack but I'm not a crackhead"

Girl, are you a rubber brick? Because I'd dive to the bottom of a swimming pool to save you, even if I was in my pyjamas for some reason.

I now own four tuxedos. When is someone going to invite me to a fancy party?

I thought this was an NRA

I showed you my stump. Pls respond.