Up the RA!

What if we kissed at the... actually no, never mind

Computer… enhance

BREAKING: Former Radio 2 DJ Scott Mills hired as ‘Culture Adviser’ by Keir Starmer

Whose death do you think will cause the wildest celebrations: Trump’s or Musk’s?

I don’t care for the accusatory tone of my phone when it says ‘Last week you averaged 3 hours of screen time per day on this device.’ Are you saying I’m getting screen time elsewhere? You think I’ve got a device on the side? You’re being paranoid, phone. You’re the only device I have!

I hate Keir Starmer. Repost if you also hate Keir Starmer

I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the cost of living reductions. "Where's the cost of living reductions? "When are we going to get the cost of living reductions?" "Why aren't we getting the cost of living reductions now?" And so on.

What’s the deal with the Omaze House Draw then? If you’ve got a £4million house to raffle off, surely you’d make more money for charity selling it, or is there some kind of tax scam associated with it?

Igor Tudor Cinema Club

I’ve almost finished watching the first season of The Pitt and while I’ve found it really good, there are occasions where the dialogue is a little too much like this

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

Green Party members are terrifyingly antisemitic, which is why they’re members of the only political party in the UK that has a Jewish leader

John Lennon: “Right lads, we’ve got some great songs for the album. A few rockers, a few folky ones, a few which are just exquisitely lovely. All we need now is a tune about wanting to kill your woman for getting too familiar with other fellas.”

We have used AI to remaster E. Elias Merhige’s arthouse classic Begotten, making its image as smooth and grain-free as you could possibly hope for, and no doubt exactly as the director intended

“Just show me what you’ve drawn. I promise I won’t get angry.”

We go now live to David Lynch for his opinion on England vs Uruguay so far

Hitler particles off the chart

"Hi there, I'm just an independent, impartial Democracy Protector from Democracy Volunteers. Saw you come in and thought you might need some help ha. Uh ohhh that's not the Labour Party aha"

psychological warfare in prague. culturebombing

Since when was Gregg Turkington working as a Trump official?

I made a papercraft just for this

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

I guess the economy doesn’t need help that badly then

Whoa whoa whoa, the state can *do* things? I wasn't informed of this. Sounds like communism. Someone should look into this sinister 'Miliband' fellow.

Sick of seeing fucking AI fucking slop on the fucking timeline tbqfhwy

I was on an online meeting today and one of the men on it said it was snowing where he was this morning and one of the women asked where he was and he said ‘Bolton’ and she said ‘I don’t know why I asked. I’ve only ever lived in London and Cambridge.’ And I’m thinking ‘surely not?’

Separating the art from the artist is a completely unreasonable thing to believe you can do when you can’t separate the money you pay for the art from the artist

How am I only just finding out that Yanis Varoufakis is being prosecuted for taking an ecstasy tablet at a Kylie Minogue gig in 1989? What is this timeline???

You’re 36 years old and you’re desperate to watch the tv show about children in a boarding school? Bit sus mate

Handing JK Rowling a wad of cash for the privilege of consuming the latest dogshit iteration of her hack franchise but shaking my head the entire time so she knows I don’t agree with her spending it on doing evil things

It’s not the first time Disney has suffered a major fumble involving a Sora. Just look at Kingdom Hearts III

More like… fuckin… CLOSED AI

Not an email I expected to have to send to be honest #itfc

Trying to get Will Stancil to call a genocide a genocide

Can't believe it's been 5 years since that slag the Ever Given blocked the Suez Canal it still freaks my nut out to this day

I genuinely believe that after being caught speeding 4 times, you should just have your licence taken off you with no way to get it back

me and my friends would have killed Tamatoa from the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake with hammers i can tell you that much

Do you get why the Greens are against the war now stupid fucks?

What does it tell you that the ONLY point of reference anyone can come up with for a UK Prime Minister publicly standing up to a US President is a minor subplot from a twenty year old romcom?

Helen Lewis’s Atlantic bio just reads: “Shitty writer with shitty opinions.” It’s a copy and paste of every other Atlantic writers’ bio

*the most south eastern accent you've ever heard* liverpool's so affluent it has its own kensington

You could probably do with actually spending some time up north if you want to make pronouncements about it

Okay, I spoke to the hospital where they were born and they said they wouldn’t take them back. Now what?

I still think it’s very funny that the film director son of David Bowie has a NAFO dog as his avi

SNL UK was created as a ploy to make the American one seem good

There’s a direct link between the mainstreaming of far-right/anti-communist political beliefs and Jeffrey Epstein, but it’s antisemitic to point that out