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Cam all one word šµšø
about 11 hours ago
Pick a fucking lane, either Andy Burnham is an Amazon leader in waiting who will fix all of our problems, or he's so mediocre we can't be sure he can even win a by-election, so everybody from every other party needs to give him a helping hand (in exchange for [vague hand waving])
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Mollie Goodfellow
about 15 hours ago
When they say celebrity do they meanā¦ā¦
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That would be the same Simon Heffer that said, live on LBC, that Jeremy Corbyn wanted to reopen Auschwitz, yes?
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about 18 hours ago
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*Honking my clown nose* Hey, whatās all the sad faces about, I thought this was a Labour PARTY *slide whistle; old-timey car horn*
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You can pinpoint the exact moment the media banded together with rival politicians to turn the hose on him
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Itās gonna be so good seeing Matt Goodwin try to eat smack barm pea wet to try and win this seat
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1 day ago
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Bookmarking this
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1 day ago
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This genuinely made my heart sink
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Lamentably Awake
1 day ago
Banter timeline: Rayner stands, can't get enough nominations because Ed Miliband won't endorse her. He also doesn't have enough nominations so it's Starmer vs Streeting. Polling is accurate and Starmer wins relatively easily. Starmer announces a reset which consists of the same policies again.
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Blue sky nice ghost
1 day ago
Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop
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Iām usually very opposed to AI but if this AI Carns that everyone is talking about runs for Labour leader, I canāt see it doing much worse than any of the humans in contention
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Itās really unfortunate that every British governmentās strategy to improve the economy is just on the verge of working before a war in the Middle East scuppers it, isnāt it
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My mateās on holiday atm and just messaged me to say that his 8 year old son told the lifeguard at the pool this morning that his dadās a āchopped uncā lmao
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Great interview! Nice to hear a Labour MP that actually understands things! š
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Kittie š¤š¦
2 days ago
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Thanks for your input, Darren
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2 days ago
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I can cozy up under a blanket to watch Eraserhead or The Shining any time
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2 days ago
āBigā Barry Gardiner is sat behind Starmer in the commons holding a copy of The Fraud lol
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LiLBaz
2 days ago
This Islamophobic attack happened on Monday night & today is the first I'm coming across it. Correct me if I've missed something, but I can't find any coverage in the national media
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āIf you tolerate this your children will be next,ā originally from the Spanish Republicansā anti-fascist poster created during their campaign against Francoās Nationalists, of course
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Parasite in chief in his idiot hat.
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Weāre a serious, modern, egalitarian country. Our hereditary kingās crown has its own little cushion
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Just about to stick this in the oven for my dinner if any Yanks want to gripe about it
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Gregk Foley
3 days ago
Amazing that this stuff isn't connecting
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The Sex With Me Guarantee
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3 days ago
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Starmer after putting the phone down
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
9 months ago
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āData supplied by Virgin Game Centre.ā Theyāre called arcades, mate
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AND IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO BE WHERE YOU ARE HURTS TOO MUCH TO BE WHERE YOU ARE IāVE GOT THE PERFECT NEIDLE IāVE GOT THE PERFECT NEIDLE FOR YOU
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The cast iron rule of British politics is that you canāt call any part of the electorate racist, even if theyāre racist. The only exceptions to this rule are anyone that voted for Labour in 2019 and anyone that has voted for the Green Party since September 2025, or will vote for them in future.
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If you think about it, when youāre chewing gum, youāre edging your digestive system
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Sci-fi writers will be like āWhat if a winter lasted for decades? What if it was cold for years on end?ā and I donāt even have to imagine it because I live in Great Fucking Britain
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āI think Keir Starmer is doing a great job and should stay the courseā
4 days ago
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Not so nice when the shoeās on the other foot, is it, Keir?
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The Last Starmerite
4 days ago
BUILD BAB BETTER!
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Stefan Mohamed
4 days ago
of course all the chaos is funny and I'm glad that Keir Starmer, a bad person, is having a bad time. but jfc what a waste of two years, what a waste of a majority, what a waste of a once in a generation window to improve things. and now it's just 24/7 infighting, briefing, backstabbing. pathetic
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4 days ago
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Whorequest Girthworld
4 days ago
POV: youāre Vicky Starmerās bull and the wardrobe has just creaked open
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The Rake of Starmocles edges ever closer
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Two Labour MPs shouldāve withdrawn their calls for him to resign so every kid in the country would go feral at the news
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4 days ago
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Iām done with Jacob Rees-Mogging. Nowās the time for Jacob Rees-Maxxing
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Stefan Mohamed
5 days ago
in a furious monologue delivered over bitcrushed hyperpop, Keir Starmer has laid out his intention to regain his lost "aura". he has pledged "a decade of national policymaxxing". the former DPP was heard to say that he will "serve mogg" and that Reform and the Greens are "two sides of the same cuck"
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It Wasnāt Me by Shaggy
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5 days ago
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Could they tax the large online retailers more and invest it in town centres though? Is that not an option?
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5 days ago
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Sorry, why do I have to wear a tie to work when Iām an office peon but the literal prime minister of the country can address the nation looking like heās just got in late from after-work drinks?
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Philippos
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