Nice of the sun to make an appearance after I’d finished playing footy in the pissing down rain

Burnham shows he’s got what it takes to be prime minister with flawless 6 7 delivery

This remains the quintessential skewering of Ian Dunt, for me

British liberals declare themselves ‘delighted’ with Andy Burnham’s latest speech

Checking the fridge when you get home drunk

“This appears to be a long document. Would you like AI to summarise it for you?” No thanks Adobe, I’m sure I can cope with reading five A4 pages of writing thanks

[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick

Sex scenes

I was interviewed at length for this piece and was crestfallen that almost none of what I said made it in (though given the article’s framing, I guess I’m not really surprised). I did leave this comment though. #BurmeseFood

Me lying on the couch all day while the sun blazes outside

My favourite chant in the World Cup so far is definitely “Aussie boys are on a bender / Donald Trump is a sex offender” being sung over and over and over again

Brits watching the England team playing in the rain

LFG

“Sorry, it’s not you, for some reason I’m just struggling to stay in the moment”

Disappointing proliferation of AI slop pictures used to advertise food outside eateries these days. It lacks the dignity of a misleading stock photo found online and certainly looks less appetising

You're laughing? Thatcher has to deal with this weather every day _while_ covered in piss and you're laughing?

Now THIS needs to be remade

Anyway I’m attending an event tonight and the dress code is suit and tie so pray for me

AC is the bodega of white goods

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Top tip: if you half fill your socks with water in the morning, you’ll have cool feet all day

I don’t even think Americans need AC. I checked the weather report for an American city called Anchorage, and it’s not even going to get above 18°C there today

cw for gross oversharing but one of the worst feelings in the world has gotta be feeling a runnel of sweat go down the small of your back and land in your ass crack

HEAT STROKE

I just paid £9 for my adhd meds. Who actually needs to revolt

i promise to use it only for essential purposes. like chatgpt please show me what all the members of ABBA would look like composited into one person. also how many ‘b’s are there in ABBA

Sneak preview of Ricky Gervais's new stand-up set:

fascinated by this guy who keeps rebuying Maverick (1994) when he gets pissed

When Yanks give their opinions on British weather

35°C is normal, we used to just call that summer! Here's how many summers topped 32°C 70s 4 80s 2 90s 8 2000s 6 2010s all of them 2020s all of them And here's how many summers topped 35°C 70s 1 80s 0 90s 2 2000s 2 2010s 3 2020s 4 (out of 6 so far)

That’s because when you load GTA 6 on your PS5 Balatro boots up instead

Friction from wanking causes a heat rash: Handy Burn Ham

Need one of these in my house frfr

“I spent £100 to see my favourite band live and spent the whole 2 hours they were on stage filming them on my iPad! Time to watch the footage back and see if it sounds as good as it did while I was there!” The footage:

Easy way to settle this: if it’s water-based, it’s an ice lolly, if it’s dairy- or dairy-alternative based it’s ice cream. Simple. Inarguable.

Watching Burnham appoint a Blairite minister for chief of staff and tell allies he’s going to go further than Kieth on defence spending

Between people being locked up as terrorists for protesting and temperatures reaching levels where they’re causing excess deaths, it does have a very end-times feel at the moment

Tell you what, lads, to quote Margaret thatcher: oh my fucking Christ it’s hot it’s so hot this is unbearable Jesus fuck why is it so hot I can’t take this anymore Christ

Just drinking my 6th hot drink of the day if that’s alright with everyone?

Current mood

FUCK

I hate Farage ofc but how many of the prime ministers we’ve had in the last 10 years have been voted in by the electorate? Will Burnham call a general election if he becomes Labour leader? The belief that we have a stable democracy right now seems shaky to me

I Bought This After Elon Called That Diver A Paedo But Before He Did The Nazi Salute At The Inauguration

BBC iPlayer checking you’ve got a TV licence before you watch the football