succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

RFK Jr when someone is dying 3ft away from him

lol

The moderate American position is that it’s unspeakably evil to let your cat go outside because it’s bad for local wildlife, but the baby killing dogs are little sweethearts that deserve love and understanding

I can’t believe Ryan Adams would prefer the piece of shit abuser!

News reporter: “What do you think about Zohran Mamdani becoming the new mayor of New York?” Labour MP: “What’s New York?”

Every Labour MP celebrating Mamdani’s victory would happily drop a nuke on London before letting anyone with his politics become mayor there

these lovely little metropolises in america, they've been living their lives quietly, going to their bodegas and such like hobbits. then one day socialism shows up and starts freezing the rent. this has happened god knows how many times in america

Well well well, looks like saving yourself a couple of quid by restricting COVID jabs is paying off handsomely, well done lads False economy is best economy 🫡

A Bari Weiss takeover of British news establishments would be surplus to requirements.

Sorry, I don’t trust anyone who gets home and their first instinct isn’t to put the kettle on

Small glass or big hands?

🎼Eleanor Rigby Mr Dick Cheney Wakes up in Hell after measure is made of all his life’s work Look! There’s Charlie Kirk!

Liberals parties across the developed world absolutely do not want to improve things and are deeply opposed to anything that might cause the public to expect them to do so.

Wondering if someone can clarify something for me: is it true that raising taxes and increasing bills for those on low incomes leaves them with less disposable income? And if that’s the case, does it mean they’d have less money to spend, so the wider economy would suffer as a result? Cheers

Dick Cheney saw Zohran Mamdani smiling on TV and died

That was his name?!

Oh, gee, well I guess if the worst person alive wants me to vote for Cuomo, then I guess that settles it

Me if I worked at the GUM clinic

This looks like the serial killer’s gaff in every 90s thriller www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

So you agree? The Labour government is right wing

This is genuine public service journalism: The people behind the “patriotic” protests include convicted people smugglers and wife beaters, neo-Nazis and - fucking LOL - flag manufacturers The flagshaggers are racist grifters as a rule, not an exception manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-...

This guy fell off badly since he stopped eating small yellow dots while being chased around a maze by ghosts

‘Tis the season once again

ATLUS?!?!

Happy Remembrance Month!

Would you still love me if I was a Brundlefly?

A real mask off moment for Bethany

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I do think Lily Allen missed a trick not calling her new album Harbour’s Resentment

No, you misunderstand. I said TACKS the rich. As in throw tacks at them

Before and after the Speaker of the House announces that everyone who is a landlord has to leave the room

We asked AI to create a sitcom, and it came up with Friends but worse. This is indisputably The Future

I was reading a synopsis for Bugonia and thinking it sounded a lot like the film Save the Green Planet! and it turns out it’s a remake, but I haven’t really seen that played up I don’t think?

That one guy who was really into what the Cenobites offered

From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.

This is how Paul Verhoeven dresses his characters when he wants to make his satire as on the nose as possible

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

I need me a Hot Topper etc

“How do you know the person living in a £2million house has any cash? Better to raise everyone’s council tax!’ is an absurd argument to make. And yet here it is, being made, with a straight face

“You might think this MP is racist, but what if I told you they’re actually right-wing, and therefore worthy of respect?”

“Back in my day, adverts were representative of the British population!” Their favourite adverts from back in their day:

When a British person says DEI rather than EDI