Just came up with “suck my nuts, kiss my whole ass too, but I can’t help falling in love with you” off the top of my head in the car

congrats to @tomwalker.bsky.social on the AACTA award win 🤗🎉

Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile

pointing at my screen and correctly naming the celebrity. scientists observing my enclosure note this down and release a food pellet as reward

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything

i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools

This one?

Shoutout to the guy out the back of my psychiatric hospital doing his thing in full VR gear. "I'll see you in Valhalla brother"

going to start posting "Rebel Ridge was a documentary" until somebody microwaves my head

ok so. there is actually a global cabal of paedophiles pulling the strings behind the scenes and its everybody we most suspected. right. and nobodys been put in a vat yet. ok. right. I might go Double Insane if thats ok by everybody

Also the grate in this photo is the Everhard 100mm x 3m Black EasyDRAIN Prejoined Polymer Channel and Grate from my favourite piece of @aynrandy.boontavista.com writing www.tumblr.com/deliciouschi...

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

The Ivy League elites will tell you that a ventriloquist's doll only talks because the ventriloquist is talking with their mouth closed, but I've seen one talk while gargling water, which pretty easily disproves that. The doll is alive.

i think I despise genAI because art is one of the things that has kept me alive and breathing and genAI is yet another way for capital to pervert art and stop us from connecting with each other

More unbelievable realisations out of the latest batch of Epstein files show that before his death, Jeffrey Epstein used a misappropriated weaver spell to summon Chaos from beyond the threads of our reality

elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by

Despite trying to live well and be kind to myself I'm very much struggling with being able to enjoy my downtime so instead I'm trying a new approach: taking a benzo and lying in the hammock

(Harvey Danger voice) I'm quite sick And I'm unwell

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

New Epstein drop shows that Bill Gates got an STD from raping kids with Epstein, which would be a very big part of the reason for this very big divorce. A reason which the media completely, 100% memoryholed. Odds are you didn't hear Melinda started the process in 2019, citing Epstein as the reason

concerning

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Yes let's keep the federal government open. By the way ICE is all pedos too. Everyone in the administration and everyone who works for him. But gotta pay the king. No mechanism not to pay the king. Well we could shut this all down until it gets sorted out but

The first person to shit must have gotten the fright of their life

THEY NEED TO BE REDACTED BEFORE TERMS OF SERVICE AND THEN TERMS OF SERVICE THEIR REDACTED BEFORE FILLING IT UP WITH WASPS AND TERMS OF SERVICE IN THEIR ASSHOLES

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

How come we've all had to sit through all these engineers talking about these chat bots as if they have sentience and feelings then when the humanities has had this shit worked out for like a century

incredible episode to round out eight years of support

THEY'RE ALREADY BEING FILMED GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER YOU DUMB CUNT

I neeeedd it to happen soooo baaddddd

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

I just picked up the tiniest piece of cat turd off the ground using my fingers because I couldn't be bothered walking to get a tissue or whatever, but i made sure to say "ugh, gross" out loud just in case I'm in a Truman Show style situation

Cannot repeat the Obama-era dodge of saying "we tortured some folks" and not holding accountable the torturers and especially the chain of command. You want to stop state-sanctioned crimes? Trials not words are the only way.

I think the reason that Chuck Schumer is not seizing the opportunity with both hands is not so much that he is a coward and a worm (he is) but that he shares many of the same beliefs as the Trump administration. He worked with Biden and Obama to deport millions of immigrants. He wants it.

Wildcat prediction: opportunistic Republicans depose Trump, Noem and co, and outflank the Democrats from the left on ICE

[Slay the Spire commentary voice] ... Interesting play from the Brisbane rookie there, and you can tell that from the beginning of this competition he has struggled with being the stupidest player to draw breath

Lo, as the Great Seer hath foretold:

As a child, Plumbp Goofus was always told he would amount to nothing. Now he's Federal Officer Plumbp Goofus -- not so funny any more, is it?

it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

If the Dems are the only ones pure of heart enough to operate the Racism Nexus responsibly then they gotta stop being so shit at getting elected