The @tomwalker.bsky.social comedy recommendations don't miss. This Jack Tucker special rules: youtu.be/qWZ4MLedAFA

John Cage absolutely blitzing No Note November

What the fuck is a Birmingham

Imagine how good Forza Horizon could be if it didn't have the aesthetics of a commercial for diarrhoea medicine

Finally

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no.... please give my heart more time to heal...

I think John Wick by a lesser director would have him wise cracking after a particular gnarly kill, but the beauty of John Wick is understanding that the gnarly kill IS the funny part

John Wick just killed somebody with a book and I did NOT have that on my bingo card! Oh, and none of those words are in the Bible my sweet summer child...

I saw a comment the other day saying that we could require data centre providers to build renewable energy to match their load. This is a good natured take, but it's simply not true. You can't just colocate renewable energy with load.

French peasant from the middle ages here. My asshole is so itchy all of the time dude. I'm clawing at that thing basically 24/7 but nothing helps. Can't wait to die next week at the age of 14

get your TICKETS it’s gonna get CRAZY you know it’s gonna get CRAZY in there

If you want to create things but you need to use AI to do it, you don't actually want to create things. You just want the recognition that comes with creating things

Hey man, check out this great porno I found on Bing. Oh yeah they've got tons of great porno on Bing now. I'm tellin ya, if you're after a porno video, make Bing dot com your number one destination dude.

Ever fucking green

Sorry Wikipedia but you are unequivocally a Website

Life partner unveils most insane dishwasher packing strategy yet

Me on dating platforms circa 2009

I'm getting a million ads for Reason 14 which can only mean they're in deep on AI right

I listened to ULTRAPOP a few times when it first came out but just couldn't hear through the mix. But picking it up now it makes complete sense. So what the fuck

Social Media in 2035

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

fascinating how all animals seem to instinctively dislike being stuffed into a bag

dendycrew.com/track/suck-y... (you owe it to yourself to actually experience this banger btw)

Check out the Boonta Vista podcast

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis

She's here.

lmao

I see some of you are going a bit soft when it comes to gimmick accounts. We must spurn all but the very best of them, and then those we accept begrudgingly

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

🎶 And I said what about Police Academy She said I think I Remember the franchise Yes I recall one thing The guy with the noises And I said well that's Michael Winslow

Interested in becoming an ingenue

Nobody has gotten me higher off of simple weed than white people. They’ll be like, ‘wanna toke?’ & take you to their garage & strap you into that device that turned Jeff Goldblum into The Fly.

Why would I get a test to see if my wife has been cheating on me? That's her business

i was too factoring in koala exposure.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.