made myself physically ill imagining a gen z'er trying to interact with a .exe file. pawing at the screen like "skibidy is this an app". no, you literal child. you need some .dlls and probably a .dat file before it becomes an app. christ alive

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

A non-exhaustive list of movies of which I have seen the first 30-60 minutes of and then forgotten to watch the rest: Extraction 2 The Naked Gun Close Encounters Master and Commander Friendship The Darjeeling Limited Miller's Crossing

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

boy oh boy i hate how relevant this one is becoming

(through gritted teeth) JIMMY .... KIMMEL ..... (face straining) WELCOME TO. THE RESISTANCE

Gay Jude/Don't fuck my dad

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

Silksong might be the most "mouth full of victory wine" I've been since Bloodborne lol

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

OK, but you do know you're eulogizing Charlie Kirk, right? aftermath.site/charlie-kirk...

Ahhh Christ we're going to have to hear about how witchcraft is real

Guess we got rid of safe spaces on campases

For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"

Trans rights are human rights

HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG

Hollow Knight: Silksong

This is honestly such a dog shit URL. VERY displeasing to look at

Might start fucking the Hat man for Hats

I reported a comment on LinkedIn that said everybody at my place of work should be put in jail and -- wouldn't you know -- it doesn't violate the LinkedIn TOS

The Kant Car

@aynrandy.boontavista.com just got a regular Pepsi and it tastes like shit now. I can’t believe they’ve done this

Well you’ve had two kids. It’s to be expected.

They’re calling it the most believable story ever told

This episode of SYWWAPP nearly made me vomit with laughter 😊 youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI?...

Amphetamines and coffee are apparently two great flavours for me to experience together every day

I'd rather somebody split him with a daikatana

Unfortunate news out of Washington DC: Donald Trump gave himself a double dose of The Substance, causing him to emerge from his skin as a huge mass of flesh, teeth, and hair, with no ability to think beyond aggression and venality. And all this happened 20 years ago

Fun Episode Alert! Awoogah!

Enjoying these AI-generated tags for Boonta Vista episodes

One thing I've noticed about the podcast @boontavista.com is that it's very funny. I laugh a lot when I listen to this podcast

I'm hearing a big kidney stone got stuck halfway down his urethra. His doctor tried to massage it out but that caused his prostate to start like a corn kernel getting popped, forcing a huge poisonous turd to blast out of his pants. This hit and fatally detonated his commemorative Hard Rock Cafe sign

It's still running strong! And the cycle continues as I have fixed my own dryer

Watching streamers play Slay the Spire is uncanny. They appear to have access to the same cards and are fighting the same enemies but then suddenly they've got 400 strength and they're killing the Nemesis on turn 1?? Baffling

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

one time I darned a few of my socks and it genuinely fixed me for like three whole days

One of the greatest joys of getting older is becoming handy in ways that are rewarding to you. In the last few years I have fixed a broken oven, dryer, and TV. My hedge trimmer wouldn't start so today I covered the blades in oil and loosened the screws and wouldn't you know it, away it goes

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses

this seems profane. it seems like i shouldnt have to see this on macos. i should be safe

if the Os are changing logos, im nominating @bransonreese.bsky.social's oriole bird, specifically this panel