when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles

I love seeing old letters being released now saying "President Donald Trump is an even bigger paedophile than we thought he was, and we already thought he was an enormous paedophile". And assuredly the Biden admin knew! And the Harris campaign team knew!

Live through the aeons and burn through the peons I hoard in the back of my Dragona

“Cuckerdammerung” a close second

Inherited this extremely dope Device from my sister, but unfortunately the synth doesn't work at the moment. You bet your ass I'm going to waste so much time on trying to fix it

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...

It’s time

Legit had this conversation with my MIL and when somebody pointed out that we typically take our hat off before going into somebody's house she retorted "well that's just showing respect". Like yeah. You're almost there

That's one cheugy Karen!

Same way I found out about Epstein

Speeding kills a lot of people but it also gets me from point a to point b on time so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not.

I can't help but feel we will eventually witness the most American event to ever occur: a mass shooting conducted entirely during a multiple rollover of a four tonne truck that was somehow financed by the CIA

I promise I will eventually stop posting about speeding but it’s so rare that an opportunity exists to argue a position that is as controversial as it is irrefutable. It’s like walking in to a dog torturer convention and saying you think it’s wrong to torture dogs

I'm hearing Charlie Kirk's widow is also hateful and ignorant

I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe

I think about this tweet every day

@jacobgeller.com I just wanted to say how much your year end video meant to me, especially to see someone giving us permission to interact with games _like that_ -- like a genuine and unique artistic medium -- and also to see somebody speak openly about being a professional "critic" in this age

one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

the shot with them all facing the camera really amplifies

Babe. Babe wake up. New American image dropped. Yeah it's allegorical as fuck

Gotta be one of my favourites

Oh, and how could I have forgotten “From Suppertime Until Midnight it is Masturbation City”?

still cracks me up every single time

Boonta Vista seven-time reigning champion, best podcast episode titles

Post your fave @boontavista.com title, I’ll go first

A Classic Haunted Item with a Hitlery Twist

They really do have the stuff

"I wish I thought diarrhea was an emergency"

I think about this one all the time

"The Velvet Underground of Teaching Orangutans to Breastfeed" is a highlight because it lets me immediately recall the entire news story, as though I have been gifted an insane mnemonic for a very specific piece of useless knowledge

Black metal rules because it can be enormously heavy or staggeringly beautiful, sometimes even at the same time, but one thing is for sure: it's got a little goblin guy on the track

every BV listener will find an episode title that was created for them personally

“A Place to Put Some Herring” lives rent-free in my head

Every once and a while I mutter to myself "Toilet cucked on father's day".

I think a bunch about "The Two Slur-Based Softball Games Of The Upper Peninsula Mushroom Cult"

I'm about 3 seconds into grindstone and in love