I never thought I would say this .. but Dead Static Drive comes out in an hour store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...

Gonna start saying it "blueski"

we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him

EPISODE 419: The Ghost Of Carjacking Future (with @stefanheck.bsky.social) Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby theft, and the Clipping Report.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

A lot of people dunking on this but importantly there's never been a way to create video games before this

Some great names in the wiki article for "redshift"

my wife is trying to cause me harm

young republicans have gary larson phenotype

i was on a podcast from australia

Well There Isn't Your Problem: @boontavista.com and @donoteat.bsky.social, two great flavours together at last m.soundcloud.com/boontavista/...

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

I think about this almost every day

If the twelve rules you followed led you here, of what use were the twelve rules

Coffee is so fucking good. I would lay my life down for coffee

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Specifically it was the long balls comment by Theo @aynrandy.boontavista.com that did the most damage, as Sarah just reminded me.

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

it's not FOR us

Father Dowling is pulling no punches in his written statement. This is a direct reference to Luke 23:34. He is equating ICE with those who crucified Jesus. Anyone raised Catholic will recognize the power of his words. Full statement (with alt text added):

it is honestly SO important to play music to the Silksong bug bus from time to time

was trying to work out how to buy a Hayley Williams album, which lead me to her incredible website, which leads me to share it here: www.hayleywilliams.net

Do what you think's right, JC. Only listen to your own conscience.

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

This one is so easy for me to answer: Aaron Weiss by a mile

me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

Sober to Death might be the perfect rock song: it fucks but it's weird as hell. You can sing along to it and you can also count along to it if you like

At this point I think I'm gonna need somebody else to slay the spire

If they weren't being such ass holes about it, it would be sad to think that the moderation issues of this place would be solved by hiring a single ex-LF mod to advise them

"why don't the police arrest ICE?" same reason the SS didn't arrest the gestapo, dumbass

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

hey sorry for putting this on your feed but @jay.bsky.team won't explain why this is still up despite violating Bluesky TOS. I also havent gotten any email from the multiple reports I've filed on it. Could you guys report it also and tell me if you at least get an email? bsky.app/profile/nypo...

Jordan Peterson has somehow come down with a crippling combination of consumption, Dutch elm disease, "wandering scrotum" and zebra mussels. He is being shipped via barge to a "health palace" in Macedonia where he will be submerged in Windex

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

I am not very racist against people so that means I get to save it up to discriminate against robots

You really do have to give it up to Greta Thunberg like for real, what can you ever say

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

The police are corrupt and incompetent. We will have to help ourselves.

I stg this is the prompt I got when I went to close Microsoft's premier image editing application Paint

I've been saying this

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming? CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

Cool zone 🙁

I wonder if Jimmy Carr will update his arsenal of the "most offensive jokes ever" for a Riyadh audience or if he saves those for minorities who can't fight back

Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery