Gnosia is a sports anime and the sport is debate club

Bone is rather dusty, sir.

I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid

Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Hi! I'm Ari Aster, and I'd like to tell you a bit about my upcoming film, which explores the age-old question: what if a mother figure yelled at you?

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

I have to recalibrate my expectations when people are going "I want to rip out my eyes and drop them in a tub of bleach" because I thought this went to much more depraved lengths than a slight allusion to felching.

this goes so fucking hard man

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

he sucking it outta there like he cracked a hot wing in half

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

Happy to announce that we've now collected enough data on the social dynamics and behaviors of 38-year-olds – Bluesky will now be shutting down shortly. Thank you for your participation in our study.

mr beast has the energy of a bible character who thinks they can hide from god

I love this for her. She’s probably inundated with a hereunto unseen wave of hate by people who are supposed to be her base because she sincerely, in her own stupid way, fought for the epstein files to be released only to realize she was in the pro-pedophilia party. She’s Moses in the desert lmfao.

We lost something as a culture when all the licensed anime tie-in videogames became gambling phone games instead of jank-ass Psychic Force knockoffs

the thing about the roblox interview is that he's more or less just saying out loud what every social media & gacha CEO has been doing for the last 10+ years. selling kids gambling with the minimal legally allowed guardrails is hot profits rn

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair

give me two hours and i could convince trump to issue an executive order making the Berlin Definition of Roguelikes the law of the land

imagining vance seeing this and melting down bc theres no fucking way trumps ever looked at him with anything but deep contempt

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Didn't see too many people talking about it, so I'm just gonna say y'all gotta watch Do No Harm, a... reinterpretation of Kingdom Hearts. It's a collab between the Sonic Realtime Fandub crew and the Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware squad. A boy aged 4-to-40 quests to become a cardiologist.

every day all i crave is sandwich

Today's the day!! Gamecenter Arcade's open house starts at 5PM and runs through midnight!! The event is pay-if-you-like, there is NO mandatory fee for entry. From fighting games to rhythm games, cranes to gashapon, there's something for everyone!

[twisting the belt sideways] ＣＯＭＢＯ [slamming a cup shaped toy onto the side] 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖 [pouring liquid noise over a samba beat] ℝ𝔼𝔽𝕀𝕃𝕃! [pushing the straw on the cup down, making it glow green] ​🇧​​🇦​​🇯​​🇦​ ​🇧​​🇱​​🇦​​🇸​​🇹​​ [explosion sound][dog barking][explosion sound][evil music stinger] 𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑀á𝓈

I cannot stress how difficult it is to parse a coherent thought out of this post. blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/r...

spongebob big guy pants juche

@morecivilized.bsky.social are finally coming to the end of KOTOR 2

Uma Musume posts are like "ive fallen deeply in love with a Beautiful Woman named Steak Dinner"

i'm always thinking this

Did you know? The red one is called "Reimu".

[twisting the belt sideways] ＣＯＭＢＯ [slamming a cup shaped toy onto the side] 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖 [pouring liquid noise over a samba beat] ℝ𝔼𝔽𝕀𝕃𝕃! [pushing the straw on the cup down, making it glow green] ​🇧​​🇦​​🇯​​🇦​ ​🇧​​🇱​​🇦​​🇸​​🇹​​ [explosion sound][dog barking][explosion sound][evil music stinger] 𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑀á𝓈

Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you

finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer

Volume 8 Page 59 #CITY #KeiichiArawi

sometimes i go through my pictures folder and try to remember the circumstances that led to making these and friends i do not recall

“open source” is KILLING me

The Thousand Moons approach