(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

It's midnight and I'm sad. Here's a small thread for the in-game graphic t-shirt designs I contributed to The Secret World / Secret World Legends, starting with two designs that were included in the museum update.

Dude come over. We're drinking our vitreous humor. Like the shit from an eyeball? We don't give a fuck, slurping that nasty sauce.

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"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Unlimited Home Movies

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

the lourve account IS super fucking annoying though

This weekend I'm streaming to raise money for All Bark and No Bite, a nonprofit that rounds up stray dogs, removes their teeth, and installs a powerful long-range acoustic device in their throats before releasing them back onto the streets

trump did 9/11

the best indie castlevania-type game is currently on sale for 50% off! also if you now if you beat it, you can opt-into a beta branch that teases whatever their next project is :] store.steampowered.com/app/1809540/...

not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

whenever you see a post like "it is impossible to have a reasonable discussion on this web site, the hateful masses only want to destroy" on the timeline, you know it's because they said something so atomically stupid even their parents logged on to flame their bullshit

every frame a painting

other than the abhorrent 24/7 nightmare surveillance thing, the evil ai friend necklace is fairly interesting to me as the first one of these commercial chatbots thats just sort of mean instead of crushingly obsequious? that part rocks. shame its evil

anyone who invokes anti- or post-humanism (both things I'm totally fine with) but who focuses their love and defense of the non-human on, for instance, the machine that gives you imperfect answers in a perfectly obeisant tone, and not the non-human things devastated by that machine, can fuck off.

Huh.. After a mysterious ARG, an even more mysterious unlockable spinoff game can be found within Nine Sols Cool..

It'll never be lost on me that a particular subset of the liberal commentariat in both North America and Western Europe were deeply infatuated with this woman up until the very moment she decided to talk about that one issue you're still basically not allowed to talk about lol.

really is starting to seem like crunchyroll fired the people who made the company work, and now everything is breaking down

lol

this is our cracker barrel moment

Hey im running a new social media platform built on decentralisation. Decentralisation is when you have a big thing in the middle that every other thing is connected to right

THERE ARE NO MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE IN THIS CREW! IF WITCHES AREN'T REAL, HOW AM I FUCKING GRINDING, USHIROMIYA BATTLERRRRRRRR??????

accelerating my social media site to make it more like mastodon, the site everyone purposefully chose to avoid when coming here lol

perfection

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in

start her like grim death and grinning devils, and raise the buried dead perpendicular out of their graves, boys

While he's ranting, NL lands tails TWENTY NINE TIMES IN A ROW - a 0.00023% chance.

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

Getting up there and unleashing a joke-free 30-minute story during which you nearly cry several times talking about how Kevin Hart wanted to host the Oscars, and almost did, but didn't, because they took it from him—in Riyadh. Laughter truly is the universal language.

So it's insane to be having all these conversations about the future of acting or whether this counts as an 'actor' or whatever when in reality as far as anyone can tell this is one out of work dutch actor running a tech investment scam.

Also the thing about the 'AI actress' is she doesn't exist. No, not in the sense that no AI character exists but like. There's no actual anything there they just generated a bunch of images with 'vaguely attractive white woman' in the prompt. It's a scam. It's an investment scam.

New article: animebythenumbers.substack.com/p/worse-crun...

komm susser tod on slap bass gigantic newman lying dead in an ocean of coffee

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

I think Magic: The Gathering is at an extremely bad place right now, and I think the recent Spider-Man set is a true low point. I went slightly wild in my @endlessmode.bsky.social column this week about it. Tune in for the phrase "suckling hogs" www.endlessmode.com/tabletop/mag...

Risencrantz and Grindenstern Get Bread

People will yell about accessibility, but accessibility is a braille translation, not a book rewritten as if it was a simple english wikipedia entry. Sometimes the friction is needed to appreciate the art, and sometimes you have to build your fluency up to appreciate something. That's just culture!!

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice

Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I had no idea about Pai Mei’s misogynistic behavior before I started using his five point palm exploding heart technique. It won’t happen again.

who else up supping on naught but broth of bean

the other flavor of rpgmaker games