She is carrying JD Vance’s child lol

lmao Dort

If I was a pope I would never let JD Vance anywhere near me.

oh my god he's trying to do hillbilly voice as Vice President

2002: I’m 13 and hearing that BYU football QB Brett Engemann drinks piss 2025: I’m 36 and hearing that reality TV star Brett Engemann drinks piss

Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.

40 seconds of glorious pelican action after sunset. Recap of the entire evening coming up as soon as I'm done editing. 🪶

We should all agree on an Airplane Mumu

They guy tone policing your clothes at the airport

Oh they worried worried

I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.

When I say that locking mothers in the suburbs with small children breaks them? This is what I mean. It’s why we need universal daycare, paid parental leave for a full year, with gradual return to work schedules. Babies do best in groups of peers (siblings are not peers). And adults NEED peers!

This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.

sit down at the bus stop in the pouring rain because the trolleys are out and see a test waymo and then a cybertruck go by in quick succession just fucking kill me now i'm ready

Honestly, this makes me want to dress more like a slob when I travel just to spite that moron

Does anybody wanna see one of the ugliest buildings in Brooklyn? It’s the fucked up apartment building they made subway themed for some reason.

That is also NIMBYism lol

i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌

Me on Thursday after that crawfish soup hits

ok me

Everything is right coded except being gay, and, apparently now being straight

zohran is identity politics for me specifically, a person who grew up playing texas hold ‘em with my socialist immigrant grandparents

I think a lot of people in the center genuinely mistake baseline leftists and progressives for like 60s era hippies instead of just boring professionals and blue collar workers who took Mr. Rogers shit seriously lol.

Interesting to see a Josh Barro post. Josh Barro is not very smart-coded.

She’s going to learn some different history lessons this year

If my 7 year old niece wanted to watch Paw Patrol instead of The Irishman this Thursday, she should have thought of that before her dad suggested I host Thanksgiving this year

The Elijah Woods scenes in I Love LA are perfect.

The high five should be much older than 50ish. It should be ancient. I can absolutely picture soldiers in ancient Rome high fiving each other

I need to learn her secrets

Literally me flirting in college doing volunteer work lol

Someone asked why Talerico is the one the date dems are pushing for Cornyn's seat. He's basically perfected weaponizing Texas moderate/liberal christians culture of victimhood and rejection by giving them an enemy to blame their stigma on, Christian Nationalism. youtu.be/Blph_2RSBno?...

Jackie Chan is 71. Chris Tucker hasn’t starred in a hit movie in 20 years. And Paramount is now run by Trump cronies. This shit is gonna be terrible. variety.com/2025/film/bo...

I mean, sure. Ignore the fact that the most unaffordable city is #1 and that NYC is near the top. Great for your argument that housing costs aren’t an issue

The weirdest part about Musk and his AI obsession is because he thinks AI needed to be regulated by the government (see his Obama meeting) and then when they refused to he then helped create OpenAI, and when he got too annoying to them they kicked him out, so he abandoned all safety to create Grok.

I mean what's the logic with that lol. He either needs to leave the admin happy or unable to speak about what he saw. If you get rid of your greatest sycophants everyone less dedicated than them has zero reason to avoid leaking lol

just had to explain the concept of Yahoo email and all other email to an A&M grad. like yeah man there are other email providers and we in fact do use one of them, you might have heard of them they are a small startup called Microsoft!

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Mr president sir please revive the dark universe, you can play a werewolf (seated) if you want

mfers look down on you for rm(list=ls()) but will save an Rdata object named 'df'.

It’s cool the government is strong arming companies for stakes in enterprises while also trying to figure out how to give up the government’s ownership of Fannie and Freddie

yes. YES

It's so fucking funny how many people are leaking to the wall street journal. Like it's the only reputable publication they know.

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits #birds #Tacoma

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Its clearly bothering him, hope they hear whistles and get called racists in their dreams.

lol sign worked

Every American should have this in their wallet: