What kind of massive fucking chickpeas is this guy using

When you love turkey as well as Silence of the Lambs.

This fucking psychopath

Like's like the GDP of Nevada.

Franklin’s parents when he tells them he learned to tie his shoes for the 100th fucking time

Every turtle at the zoo:

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing

Waffle House fights and scooter fails

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

When a Mussolini is the rave butterfly

Here's some interesting fiddle-faddle from @merriam-webster.com

NEW: Sen. Michael Bennet (D-CO), who is running for Gov in 2026, says Colorado should not turn over Tina Peters to the Trump administration. Gov Jared Polis (D), who is term-limited, has not said if he will free Peters from state prison under pressure from Trump.

Oh that’s where that went

I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault

k people.com/kate-beckins...

The fundamental problem with choosing favorite pairings on Gilmore Girls is that the characters are written inconsistently. I'm Team Luke when they write him to be a good partner, but not when they write him to be a bad one. Like, these are not the same man

I am watching a show called All Her Fault with Sarah Snook and Dakota Fanning and it is wild.

Lol

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven

holy shit a quarter drop off lol

the Ipsos Pride survey is genuinely an awesome product, but jesus the difference in the UK/US on trans issues is nuts

She is carrying JD Vance’s child lol

lmao Dort

If I was a pope I would never let JD Vance anywhere near me.

oh my god he's trying to do hillbilly voice as Vice President

2002: I’m 13 and hearing that BYU football QB Brett Engemann drinks piss 2025: I’m 36 and hearing that reality TV star Brett Engemann drinks piss

Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.

40 seconds of glorious pelican action after sunset. Recap of the entire evening coming up as soon as I'm done editing. 🪶

We should all agree on an Airplane Mumu

They guy tone policing your clothes at the airport

Oh they worried worried

I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.

When I say that locking mothers in the suburbs with small children breaks them? This is what I mean. It’s why we need universal daycare, paid parental leave for a full year, with gradual return to work schedules. Babies do best in groups of peers (siblings are not peers). And adults NEED peers!

This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.

sit down at the bus stop in the pouring rain because the trolleys are out and see a test waymo and then a cybertruck go by in quick succession just fucking kill me now i'm ready

Honestly, this makes me want to dress more like a slob when I travel just to spite that moron

Does anybody wanna see one of the ugliest buildings in Brooklyn? It’s the fucked up apartment building they made subway themed for some reason.

That is also NIMBYism lol

i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌

Me on Thursday after that crawfish soup hits

ok me

Everything is right coded except being gay, and, apparently now being straight

zohran is identity politics for me specifically, a person who grew up playing texas hold ‘em with my socialist immigrant grandparents

I think a lot of people in the center genuinely mistake baseline leftists and progressives for like 60s era hippies instead of just boring professionals and blue collar workers who took Mr. Rogers shit seriously lol.

Interesting to see a Josh Barro post. Josh Barro is not very smart-coded.

She’s going to learn some different history lessons this year