I think 2026 I become a gadget guy

the only good wines are the really sweet ones. if you like dry wine you are basically one of those performative IPA guys to me

The current big drama in the increasingly stupid western comic book world: DC released cult classic title Warlord on a (more expensive) paperstock that matches original newsprint, giving a more accurate coloring. Collectors are review bombing in outrage because they think glossy = more expensive.

Got a lot of new followers all over so here’s a few ‘what’s funland’s whole deal?’ cards

professional Pokemon players when I Thunderbolt them with my Raichu every turn instead of letting them use the same S. Attack move three times in a row before switching to a Naughty Zigflop to use a move with a 15% chance of learning my social security number in one hit

Bluesky userbase still feels very Spiritually BBNO$ but it’s getting there

If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me

Had a 3 hour flight with 1 baby screaming the whole way, the Lolita express must’ve been the worst flight in the world

I think it's fucked up when people call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers

Don’t call them her foid parts bro

Jarvis make her fatter

Not wrong just early

your presents wrapped 2025 you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot. you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule? You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence is a christmas movie

Everyone is making gigantic best of lists for 2025 and Ill just tell you that 28 Years Later was the film of the year.

Rack city was promised to us 3000 years ago

They got 0 calorie weed sparkling waters that are 10mg

do not give anyone a black hole this christmas!!!

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time

Reading Children of Dune

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

To paraphrase Miles Davis, you can tell the history of jazz in eight words. Louis Armstrong, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, Pokemon Diamond

I like that every Epstein file is like “Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together -Sent From My IPhone”

About to get my cock touched by a GED student who failed out of being a cop

trying to finger pussy with your off hand literally feels like trying to steer a car with your feet

Guys the braid is not their genitalia. You need to read up on Pandoran biology before you speak to me. I’m sick of having to explain Na’vi reproductive cycles to people who still believe RDA propaganda.

Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall

Yeah for sure but can you CC Sebulba? [email protected]

ok sorry sorry i shouldn’t care but why does steve rogers live in a weird isolated farm homestead and not like. in new york

My dad has a huge collection of Beatles records. Albums, unique pressings, rarities. One of them I noticed called the band “England’s big-beat sensation” or similar. I had only ever heard “big beat” used to describe Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, etc. Nothing from that far back. I asked Dad.

Few joys in life greater than having a reddited out kitchen

NO CULTURAL IMPACT

Doubling down on my MCU will be dead by 2029 theory today

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Avatar the last airbender had no cultural impact but yall ain’t ready for that conversation

MILLENNIAL GUIDE TO GEN Z/ALPHA SLANG: “Moid”: Colloquial term for Moloids “Foid”: A female Moloid

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

this is basically the same thing as those guys who insist you should paternity test your kids as a matter of course

Spotted copies of what I think are Firestorm issue 16 and Amethyst issue 2 in the background of Gremlins 2

It’s funny that comics still do the blueish white hue to denote a panel being viewed through a television in big 25

assassins creed vs dark souls 2

Kinda excited for the Odyssey movie now that I’ve seen the trailer, which rapidly oscillates from Stupid Fucking Bullshit to The Coolest Visual you’ve ever seen.

1. Catch the first Avatar: Fire and Ash screening at 9:30AM 2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM 3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40 They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent

Avatar 3:

Avatar 3 and One Battle After Another are movies about how being mixed will save us

It’s so cool that this is actually Neytiris arc in the 3rd one