I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt

damn that baby looks cool as hell

good news for portland: evelyn follows me which is obviously a sign of good taste and strong moral character. best of luck to her campaign.

sapphic🌹

Oregon coast bumper stickers are on another level y’all

not a racing guy at all but every time I see this clip I blast a big nut bust

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

love my phone thats less than a year old freezing up and having weird glitchy moments

Streetcars and light rail around Portland, Oregon 📸 Shot on Ilford Delta 3200

I believe in women's rights (cheating on their boyfriend)

my gf is so talented 🥰💖

Streetcars and light rail around Portland, Oregon 📸 Shot on Ilford Delta 3200

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

if your neck doesnt hurt the next day, she didnt bite down hard enough

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

when it comes down to it the only thing that matters in life is passionate love between women. all else is in service to this goal.

one thing about me: im a HUGE fag, and you would be shocked by the extent of my homosexuality

if you use AI to trick people with dementia we're gonna tar and feather you dawg. we're bringin back drawing and quartering on ur ass

im having a bad day AND my lunch schedule is all fucked up rrrrr

crashout imminent

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

at my consult for orchi rn im very nervous

Merry Christmas! This NGC 2264, or the "Christmas Tree Cluster." The blue and white lights that are scattered across the tree are young stars giving off X-rays. The green of the tree is made up of nebulous gases. A composite image of many telescopes, the cosmos is here to wish you a Merry Christmas🎄

didnt take a lot of pics of myself this year but this is probably my favorite :)

doing a short xmas sale on my store!! get yer gay space shit today and tomorrow ONLY for 25% off :)) trying to make ends meet for the holidays is tough so consider supporting me!! spacethey.gay

I picked up some new stickers from @spacethey.gay to share with my local community this holiday season ^-^

my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?

when you're a water hammer, everything looks like an Archimedes screw

i have never seen a muppet Christmas carol and i watched it tonight merry christmas everyone ❤️❤️

still my favorite christmas post

I will be brave and debate mark cuban on healthcare. my fee for any public appearances is $250k. lets link and build mark lets make it happen

music to get your collars clipped together to

so youre saying all i gotta do is drink this to start lactating????

we'll never hit the highs of "at seven, it's marginal, right?" but damn if he still cant bring the heat every once in a while

if you play videos/music out loud on the bus/train i think legally i should be able to take your phone and throw it out the window

tired: you should watch Die Hard because it's a Christmas movie wired: you should watch Die Hard because it is a perfect action movie

i'm sorry but "Britbox" is a terrible name for a streaming service. "oy! i think they've got the new series on QueensCooch. it's streaming on Netminge"

christmas is whatever kind of holiday you want it to be, i don't give a fuck about jesus im celebrating my own shit

i already saw enough of this shit on tumblr a decade ago please... no more

dating me is like this, everyone loves the quirky star trek girl till shes saying shit like "I remember this one time when Cmdr Data--"

How on earth is chonqing a hidden gem. It has 20x the people of manhattan

when are we gonna accept that jackin off to porn is a perfectly normal behavior, and any sort of "porn addiction" isnt real

🎶(to the tune of bowie's starman) there's a piss man pissing in our eyes he knows that we can't see him cause we've got piss in our eyes 🎶

🎵yeah, she’s a BRICK hon yeah she’s clocky clocky just letting it all hang out 🎵

me outside of work during xmas: wow happy holidays!! i cant wait to watch christmas movies with my gfs and have hot cocoa :)) me working retail during xmas: id rather die than wear a santa hat or christmas sweater during work hours. the war on christmas never ends

doing a short xmas sale on my store!! get yer gay space shit today and tomorrow ONLY for 25% off :)) trying to make ends meet for the holidays is tough so consider supporting me!! spacethey.gay