The direct pipeline of playing catcher to pain puppy

If kissing girls was a sport I'd be riding the bench and being yelled at by my coach right now

I feel like if my dick was cooler then I wouldn't need bottom surgery but someone gave me mid penis syndrome

I produce more aura than strikeouts on the mound but that's so okay with me

Surely if I keep adding more eyeliner it'll make my dysphoria go away

RAHHHHHH ALL DETROITERS BETTER PULL UP TO TGIRL BASEBALL ON SUNDAY OR IM GONNA LOSE IT

I'm personally a big fan of the caiti sports arc starting back up again

I love getting some good graphic design work done for tgirl baseball (date and place coming soon)

Im like the LeBron of getting myself so anxious I cry

they call me the lebron of eating loose bologna out of my fridge

Everyone in Detroit who follows me is required to come learn how to play baseball with the other tgirls where we will have fun and make friends

I'm like if they made Ron Stoppable a dyke

All voice training goes out the window when the umpire misses a call, I do NOT care it was BLATANT, YOU GOTTA CALL THAT!!!!

Co-workers adding me on my online profiles will not defer me from God's righteous truth (the worst usernames imaginable)

The G in LGBT stands for grungler

I WILL use XD in professional work communications I WILL use :3 in responses to engineers I WILL use "what da flip" when discussing issues with IT

"It is not debasing myself if there is no base to begin with" -Socrates

Cigarettes are so much harder to kick when the association my brain makes is beautiful women who smell like menthol making out with me

My co-workers laughing at my pathetic attempt at facial hair for electrolysis might be the most gender affirming thing they've done on the job so far

I might be a little gender with it, but cis people can't even be trusted to see me as a woman so I persevere

Having to let my facial hair grow out so I can get electrolysis is like watching 10 9/11's happen

Reminder that I can look sick as fuck while annihilating cis gay men at dodgeball

This felt like the closest I've ever come to cross-dressing, deeply uncomfortable to have a juggalettesona

Free me from the infinite hell that is juggalonation (whoop whoop)

The only thing I've ever seen born dumb is my cat, just look at his stupid little smile. No thoughts behind those eyes

I think more people should give me big hugs and little head kisses

Gonna release a book on foot shrinking to gaslight as many people as possible into thinking I controlled my change from a Mens 11 to a Womens 9 shoe

This is your sign to buy the most obnoxious shades you've ever seen to match with your friends

Caiti pride fit featuring my chopped ass hair

We're so back caitination (I got my cast off)

What's stopping me from going to the UK and using the women's room? Like what're they gonna do check my ID? It says I'm a woman you fry-eating dickheads

just realized i cant touch my tongue to my nose anymore, can i reverse this

They did NOT need to draw Shinji with feminine hips

My face hurts so bad holy shit, I'm so glad I separated my nose surgery from my face surgery

Nearly 5 years since transitioning, I've truly bloomed. Happy pride month.

I lived bitch

i love being a lesbian

Soon

The best part of surgery is that I get the first 2 weeks of June off got recovery :3

Babies first gender affirming care procedure this Friday!!! 🥳🎉

my ass is fat so you need to agree with me

This gay men's rec dodgeball league is not ready for a tranny who can pitch

I'm gonna go be a dyke about things and that will fix me

Yall gotta get on this transgender shit, it's kinda awesome

I have so many pellets in my ass right now. I might be the most estrogenated beast in SE michigan

TW: Blood, Staples, Piercing Got a taste of what getting stabbed a few times felt like 🥴 ft. @vxfle.sh & @vivivivisection.vvn.dev

TW: Blood, Staples, Piercing Got a taste of what getting stabbed a few times felt like 🥴 ft. @vxfle.sh & @vivivivisection.vvn.dev

Waiting until im done with FFS to finally get a pixie cut or like a very short haircut is some of the worst torture ive been thru in a while

My imminent face surgery is becoming a problem for my status as the best player on this all gay dodgeball team