I could never leave tumblr

everyone shut the fuck up I’m cooking something

we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...

no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks

plane yuri

guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes

love this website, missed it a lot

been getting a lot of hatred directed online for my attempt to start the worlds first queer owned and operated mercenary outfit

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Jealousy is a disease bitch get well soon *suddenly very serious and earnest* and remember your sisters share your plight even when it is invisible or inconvenient to you

[interrupting couple covered in blood from evil knife sex] hey so I have to open a lot of packages cause I keep ordering stuff off the internet and my keys don’t really work on tape so do you have any recommendations

the other thing keeping me on Twitter is that I’m now running a group chat of 150 feral trans women and they don’t let you do that on here

icon behavior

lot more evil women posting photos of knives on this site than I remember and you all had the temerity to tell me that it’s *worse*?

idk lesbianism is mostly making out and cutting each other with knives i guess

if I ever catch myself disbelieving that women can do anything I just need to look at this photo of me holding up a Pentax 67 with my neck and a half-inch strap

I also got into this kind of horrible shirt

here's what knife play taught me about b2b SaaS

think I found Keir Starmer in the latest Warno announcements

just going back through anything good I’ve posted on twitter lately but not here, stand by

SUCCESS!!! WOW!!

I have to applaud the dedication of everyone who is here sticking it out posting alarmingly intense BDSM here on this site with no private accounts and visible likes, it’s incredible. like doing it on linkedin

the originals of young werther

this is true of every website I visit

the other thing I did recently was swap the colours of DPM and flecktarn to harm people who saw it

anyway sorry I haven’t been posting on here very much, I’ve been having a prolonged mental health crashout and that’s really more of a twitter activity. hopefully soon I will adapt to permanent darkness and be able to like read my DMs again

bullshot

A bit of fan-art for @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social @wtyppod.com Thank you for keeping me entertained at work, passing the time on long bus trips, and most importantly making me laugh and smile.

we’re 1 year old! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 here’s to many more with amazing mayors and friends @raaleh.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social 🥂🥂🥂🥂

I am so stoked with how these came out. I shot a lot in weird parts of the University of Glasgow's campus and they look like sci-fi press photos

Nikon N60 | Fuji 400H

LNER service. Edinburgh, Scotland Nikon N60 | Fuji 400H

Edinburgh, Scotland Nikon N60 | Fuji Superia

this is going to be a weird one, but: do I know anyone who knows anyone in Montepulciano, in Tuscany, who wants me to owe them a serious favour

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

Have just rendered my date insensible with laughter by trying to remember ‘the guy who kept breaking into the queen’s bedroom, you know, Michael Flatley’

I just want to note how pedantically important it is to me that the line from Casablanca is correct

let’s GO

this is what it looks like to go on a photo walk with me shot by the delightful @postoctobrist.bsky.social on film (not sure what stock but knowing her I'm gonna guess HP5)

@postoctobrist.bsky.social learned one of my dad's friends knew Jeff Dunham and was there when he made the racist puppet and I'm imagining the whole scenario like it's that one guy who saw Oswald in the book repository and didn't say anything.

@postoctobrist.bsky.social @trashfuture.bsky.social POV November's computer while trying to record a podcast

weird night over on the other place

Ski Doo Mirage II concept snowmobile (1974)

If you are - trans - in or near Glasgow - into film photography - want to do something organised along those lines DM me and I will get you added to a WhatsApp group for the purposes of planning same

nova ready to judge humanity at farpoint

so when I hired my robes for graduation they were like, ‘technically there is a hat but you’re not allowed to wear it at the ceremony, do you want one anyway as a souvenir?’ I said yes, and now I understand why we’re not allowed it