Suzanne Less, please.

Whatever the launch, whatever the campaign, its always the same 6 or 7 Labour Together freaks flanking Starmer on photos.

Needing to perform a stone cold stunner on my snack before I can eat it

Oh man this is going to hurt, wouldn't want to be you right now... you'll be all like 'ahh why didnt I just do like he said... here it comes, here comes the pain... last chance to back down...

The longer the game progresses the more properties get bought out by an unseen player. Every time they purchase one all the other properties get more expensive.

If/when Starmer releases an autobiography it would almost be worth reading on the basis of how Partirdge it would be. First half, an entirely fictitious underdog story followed by a pity party about how a true visionary was cruelly expected to do his job by a fickle, baby-brained, electorate

"actually Kier Starmer is doing a really good job in incredibly difficult circumstances. He is a strong and credible leader."

I hate Keir Starmer. Repost if you also hate Keir Starmer

The hilarious thing about Labour is that they plaster Starmer's face over all of their material but will also try really hard to keep Starmer away from cameras due to how flatly unlikeable he is.

An entire ideology built on making Poochie popular

the way they're made to use literally every channel to try to prop up this weird guy everybody hates is so funny to me. the biggest narcissist in UK politics, and it's a crowded field.

Feel sorry for the Musk lacky who had to stand there and say 'yes, sir. You look just, *just* like Omniman.'

There's a serious learned helplessness tech shaggers always demonstrate. No need to panic about all of the threats to human existence because tech will sort it out. Musk is taking us to Mars donchya know?

Lxds... Nukehurst knocked on while I wasn't in so I couldn't tear into him. But my (not online, non-confrontational wife) was... and did

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

Relying on the worst millenials and the worst Gen Xers to save your otherwise massively successful company

Another U-turn, obvs. But this time he gave Mahmood an SS photoshoot and let everyone know exactly where Labour stand. Once again he's taken an approach that pisses everyone off.

Look I get the concern but I can't see any way a hard-right regime weaponises gene testing to benefit their own country and a wider ideological war. Where's the next Olympiad btw? I forget?

Inner peace

JD Vance is the Umbrella exec who always thinks he can harness and weaponise the virus

Got to feel sorry for Max. Alpine clearly have some kind of critical advantage to their car and it's frankly unfair 😞

If I worked at TPUSA, I would be freaking out about the popularity of mocking Charlie and Erika Kirk. Fortunately, it's not my problem! Great piece by @peltzmadeline.bsky.social numbertwopencil.substack.com/p/druski-moc...

Precisely one (1) Leon S Kennedy would have solved Midnight Mass

If the bible dropped today there'd be so much Jesus x Judas fanfiction

I've said this so many times but I can't fathom how Bill Maher goes 24 hours without getting sparked.

BREAKING: White man has right-wing family members.

Surprised Nicole Lampert is alive tbh. The amount of paranoia and bile she harbours can't be good for the heart.

The battery charge comes after 'Instigating a fight between his girlfriend and a 19-year-old woman' absolute scum.

It's astounding to me that we're 6 years into Starmer's project and this is only the second acknowledge I can remember from the liberal press that Starmer might actually be a horrible person.

Maybe Max Verstappen should just demand that the other drivers leave?

I don't care about any of the intel obtained. I just need the IRGC to disclose the specific topic they used for the phishing email to get Kash Patel's password.

Thats a fucking atrocious challenge for a friendly

Reckon there'd be short odds on Erika Kirk doing blackface by the end of the month.

My apes, gone.

"Hi there, I'm just an independent, impartial Democracy Protector from Democracy Volunteers. Saw you come in and thought you might need some help ha. Uh ohhh that's not the Labour Party aha"

In the end it amounted to 'looking over shoulders' and 'being around the same booth.' While that's pathetic our press shouldn't get off Scot free for pretending it was worth listening to.

Struggle to appreciate the Mooglet's 'mischief' while they're firing improvised explosives at me, kupo.

He'd love to but his phone will be stolen by then 😔

My favourite running joke in American politicians is when rumour spreads that Classical Republican Holden Bloodfeast could hand Trump a senate defeat and a small liberal cult forms around a genuine monster.

Cissnei <as a band of Shinra military helicopters circle her quiet mountain village>: "My gut tells me something big is going to go down."

Completed my 35th Blood Donation yesterday ao you're legally required to be nice to me.

His greed sickens me.

Look I get what Avalanche are trying to do, honestly. But Shinra are working on a Mako Capture initiative that will massively reduce emissions and blowing up reactors reduces their funding. Not to mention what that does to The Economy.

Today I've got some paid time off work, FF7R and a full pack of pringles

Every day, columnists wake up in a world in which their number 1 hand picked Special Boys are hated by everyone in the country and they spend the day trying to explain to the public why they are wrong.

For that Druski video to get 1m likes while working under Musk's algorithm in 2026 is some achievement.

Have they checked Uranus?

Must be devastating marrying a far-right podcaster and them not being killed.

The consultation will involve standing in front of a room of poshos and rubbing their thumb and forefinger together