My favourite Anubis post:

Lol. Lmao.

I love Harry Potter! Give me more of that tasty tasty slop. Let me dissolve into wallpaper paste and consume more versions of the same story that was already hackneyed and cliche when it ended over a decade ago

Like, is she funny or something?

In Streeting’s supposedly exonerating messages, he’s still trying to get this guy a job with another paedophile connected Labour Lord

Its actually incredible how all of this could have avoided entirely by Starmer just *not* choosing to associate with the openly corrupt & serially disgraced close friend of a notorious pedophile, years after this relationship was widely known

'Starmer' and 'pedophile' sepeated by only a space in a headline. I'm sure this is good for Starmer

Elon Musk announced new Mystery Box for investors. Just $100m a piece, failure to purchase will result in total collapse of any and all shares held in Tesla.

For those telling me I'm wrong about Starmer being one of the UK's worst PMs, & that Johnson, Sunak, Truss etc were worse—essentially, none of those people were elected with a 174-seat landslide for change, & immediately opted for continuity, authoritarianism & wooing actual fascists. That's why.

I would like Clavicular to be coffin-maxing. Getting mogged on by ChadReaper. Fully cyanide-pilled and cuckgooning for demon-cels and satan himself

The funny thing about Starmer relaunches is that there's been about so many of them but you can't actually distinguish them because it's the same 10 or so people spouting the same lines as before. Can't even call it moving the deck chairs on the Titanic because they've never moved.

Got some takes on the Winter Olympics but I'm going to resist being a hater and will let people enjoy things. Thankyou for your gratitude 🙏

Check this shit from the official channels. Specifically the fact that Lammy and these two no mark MPs said the same thing with the same hour.

I know I've said something like this before - but Labour's astroturfing is probably the most embarrassing in global politics. Search '18 months' and you'll see what the latest copy and paste message is.

The only reset Starmer wants is for the oublic to reset their expectations. He's not going to change shit

Look at the things you can just say out loud on national television now

Post something like - Starmer is a fighter and is going to push through. You don't give up when you're down at half time <football reference, consult handbook> you rally the squad and you score some ruddy goals. #NoFearKeir We're still workshopping the hashtag

Aye?

Do you want to help fight the genocide in Occupied Palestine, but you're not sure where to start? Participating in BDS is an easy way to stand in solidarity with Palestine. Start with one brand on the list and expand from there!

Labour press releases literally just saying 'and everyone clapped'

I know I’m doing a lot of labour posting lately but that’s just because I hate them and it’s very funny too me

When Wes Streeting is forced to come out and back Starmer it is very important that we laugh very hard at him. Because you know he will be internally crying at yet another missed shot at the McChicken Coup

Alright that's enough. Which one of you is this?

Sarwar leading the change over no mans land while Streeting waits to see how many limbs he loses.

Starmer said to be locked in his room, listening to Linkin Park and holding his middle finger up to the closed door. Party insiders say he's not coming down for tea and is packing his bag to run away.

We in the #KeirCrew not in a cult. We just respect this decent, hardworking man. He's never hurt anyone that didn't actually kind of deserve it. Today we shed #TearsForKeir and hope these so called 'experts' cruelly calling for his resignation see prison.

This posting holiday is going to be up there with Kissinger

The Labour Right only know how to ratfuck and the rats? They are a-fucking.

Love a McDichael reference, but there's an actual Sweemey in the game name list

I don't put too much stock in generational divides but there's a serious problem with middle-class Gen-Xers thinking they can sell the status quo to younger generations who have only ever been fucked by it.

I was actually seriously thinking about voting Green, but I simply won't stand for them criticising Sir Keir Starmer, knight of the realm and our prime minister.

Its funny whenever there's a resignation from Labour. It's always 'respected smoother Sleve McDichael steps down. MPs express their dismay.' and a 5 minute google search reveals Sleve chummy with every hard-right lobbying group Tufton Street shits out.

It's a work in progress

So fucking tired of Sensible Centrists decrying the threat of populism while their heroes fund genocides, bash minorities and hobnob with child traffickers. This cannot continue.

Once again - if you are defending Starmer as a “decent” man, you are defending adopting and otherwise normalising right wing policies as “sensible” and “necessary”. You are defending transphobia, ableism, racism, and xenophobia as acceptable policies. Don’t fucking deny it, own up to it.

How'd that Bad Dragon get on last night, was it any good?

We're not talking about giving political favours for concert tickets anymore we're talking about political ties to a child-trafficking pedophile billionaire. Why are the commentariat acting like this is just a case of someone having their hands in the biscuit tin? That's all it is to them isn't it?

I've never been remotely interested in political biographies but I'd be tempted to read Morgan McSweeney's inevitable autobiography. It'd be like if The Art of War was written by Neville Chamberlain

Today only he will correct. Because he's home alone and has nowhere else to go 👍

Starmer addresses the nation: 'Morgan and I are breaking up. It's not your fault - we were just happier before you all came along. Also anything McSweeney says about me is a lie and I hate him.'

"I am calling on the other people who keep doing everything wrong to get a grip. Those people are on notice. My dad was a toolmaker. Sausages."

You know Akehurst does look a bit like a ginger Mark David Chapman

We can start here is you like www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You know what'll help Labour's chances in an election? Acting like there's some deep state shadow play tying your hands. That shit really pours cold water on populism.

Liz, Stonks is quite clearly the Liz Truss of the Labour party.