Insta keeps suggesting a video Karen Gillan dancing to Yes Sir I Can Boogie is a Scotland kit in what I have to assume is an attempt by Big Scotland to sew discord and challenge loyalty accross the border.

Think Root might be better suited to captaincy now than he was before. As bad as he was I think he wasn't helped by the people around him and a really negative philosophy above him.

With Haaland, Mbappe and Messi in the goals we can expect to see Ronaldo forgo each and every well-worked Portugal move for a 45-yard skier.

New problem with Americans getting into football. American posting.

Oo look at me I'm Lionel Messi, I'm a footballing deity. Grow up.

I'm sure this will ease off once Labour has all of your personal info

Lurching right before a single vote had been cast was a masterful gambit.

We're really fortunate that the Heritage Foundation and its tendrils are lazy as fuck when it comes to British politics because I can tell you already that platforming this guy will make everyone immediately accept why he was punched.

I've said this before but imo the whitewashing of history is a deliberate act to deligitimise direct action.

Spain would be under a little pressure if this new format wasn't total fucking dick

Absolutely massive result for Cape Verde

Starmer is going solve the youth crisis by bringing back those bits at the end of the cartoon where He-Man reminds you not to inject heroine.

So these parents that are really concerned about social media use but never did anything about it. Why are we so sure they're now going to help their kids use that time constructively when they couldn't be fucked before?

Only the fragile youth can be radicalised. Sharon and Nigel, mid-50s from Dunstable on the other hand are immune to propaganda. She's just funding Posie Parker fash marches while he wistfully dreams about sinking boats on the channel.

I'm getting a lot of Football Twitter pop up on Instagram and so much of it is 'I'm Ariel Yurop-Ian ✅️ and everything is great actually 😍'

I've got an inkling that some galaxy brain thought that a trojan horse online verification law would help identify far-right agitators as if they aren't largely made up of yanks and bot farms anyway.

Labour only ever seem to remember they have power when it comes time to push proxy ID Cards again.

For less bleak, more likely, a player, could be anyone (Pulisic *cough*) fails a PED test and the yanks and FIFA just say 'no he didn't ☺️'

A trillionaire existing at all disgusting but you need to take some solace in knowing he's still more miserable than you.

Starmer - everything else aside - is probably the most inept politician in recent British history. Yes, Truss included.

I really really really want FIFA to die

Piss Diamonds littered in the likes in case you needed reminding that they aren't your allies.

Gut wrenching to see four young people jailed for direct action against an arms supplier to Israel. Years in prison for protesting to save lives in Gaza, with 'terrorism' used despite no jury convicting them of it. A truly dangerous attack on the right to protest.

US fans sound like the crowd at in Wii Bowling and you now can't unhear it.

Fuck off Paraguay, useless

Referring to diving as 'flopping' doesnt get enough hate imo

Women's T20 world cup starts today if you fancy international sport with decidedly less horror.

In your head, in your head NRA, NRA NRA-A-A.

Kane Williamson just dropping the most under-stated retirement mid-series.

Rugby Union guys are a laugh. 'Oh of course you won't get this in the ol' Rugger. They play hard and fair, lots of respect and discipline.' As if the players aren't actually the biggest shower of tory cunts to ever breathe air.

Why would Bari Weiss want Tevor Phillips of all people?

Counter protest against the far-right in Liverpool. Please share it. Even if you're not in Liverpool, you might have followers who are and help is gonna be needed

I want to feel sorry for Antonee Robinson but then he did choose to be American.

Bolton Council called this “a deeply distressing incident” and there’s been no response from the prime minister. This is the definition of terrorism. 4 kids could have been burned alive.

It is mad. Trump, the guy everyone has been tossing off and appeasing because of his awesome authority and power. When you actually see him you remember, 'oh yeah, he looks like a mole rat stuffed into a sausage skin. He's barely alive.'

Lord Childe-Deaffs, former high commander of Skull Mountain believes we need more gun money, we hear his thoughts now.

Thought the first red was a bit harsh but the two after have been a joke

Pretty underwhelming limbs considering. Probably owing to it just being rich guys in the crowd.

The cameras know we want Ochoa. Not this pretender.

Elon Musk, the most hated person in the World in the UK, has called Zack Polanski a scumbag and a traitor. What an amazing endorsement.

While we're doing bleak predictions I reckon anyone who scores against the tanks and goes 🤫 will be charged with incitement

Defence spending is already way too high and Healey is a profiteering ghoul

Sacking Rob Edwards now is a wild decision imo

You're on the *British* comedy circuit and you have *right-wing* sympathies? 🫨 you must be so isolated and brave. Have you been cancelled? Do you have a comedy special?

These fucking yanks sitting at tables gorging themselves at the football. Disgusting pig people. Stalin I will never forgive your kindness. You should have saved humanity by obliterating America in nuclear fire.

Starmer is getting a public wedgie from the world's most terminal cunt and he hasn't even got the balls to threaten his business interests.

US Sports love panning to the crowd and saying 'Hey its the guy from the thing!' And I'm begging film crews not to do this for the World Cup. This goes treble for if its someone from neither of the competing countries.

Fuck off I'm not staying up till midnight for a friendly. Delayed by a storm fucking Wizard of Oz arse country

Nice, can add a touch of class in the cupboard.