Best thing about the US right now is how they'll point to the most cartoonishly American man to ever live and say 'This man doesn't represent us!'

Standing by my prediction that Trump will have a very typical old man death (heart attack, stroke etc) but there will be a massive Fox/Daily Wire witch hunt for 'The Killer.'

A couple of right-wing journos are calling time on Starmer. The more they get ignored the more they'll Notice Starmer's track record.

So much of fascism is just embarassing men who can't handle being embarrassed.

Ekitike scored a goal and booked himself a day off as a treat. Perfectly understandable.

Handy Sendry

It's weird how the guy who was within inches of killing Trump just isn't discussed at any great length. Like, it was established that he was a registered republican with "antisemetic views" and the press just left it at that. The possible partner of a guy who killed some chud podcaster, however..

Why is *this* Kennedy the one that lasts?

I don't want my enemies to be shot. I want them to die in hillarious Looney Tunes hijinks.

Funny, isn't it? Only last year this was evidence that Starmer and McSweeney were politically adept at 'the dark arts' but now it's evidence of open corruption despite none of the facts having changed.

Love to have my social skills scrutinised by the weirdest fucking guys in existence.

I got raptured but I'm still allowed to post.

My son is really into K-Pop Demon Hunters. He wants to 'play it' outside, but this just consists of the usual whacking me with a plastic sword but with added singing.

The radio isn't working and the gym gobshite has taken this as a reason to share his conversation with the whole building.

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

A) You can't get the toothpaste back in the tube B) how is anyone supposed to believe a word out of his cunt mouth now?

Finger crossed lxds. I've had the lathe work on bad things. Maybe this time it'll give us a win.

You sure about this one, lads?

Can't all be socially adept, normal, typical guys like, erm, RFK Jnr and Donald Trump.

Autism Announcement: You and I don't need 'curing' least of all by the maladjusted creeps who insist on framing us as some kind of fucking inconviniece

Glinner couldn't make Father Ted today because his current boss is Rob Schnieder and anything vaguely anti-christian would make his primary audience piss blood.

Made some banging falafel, inform the men.

Please rapture Ricky Gervais it will be the first funny thing he's done in decades.

Ngl intra-leftist faction beef makes me cringe. We're staring down the barrell of fascism and we're bickering about where we'll hang the trophy when we win.

Ohhh shit, Lib Dems get a sniff of influence and veer right. This is a new development and has never happened before.

Liberals when fascists announce their intentions to strip millions of people of their human rights

*Tapping the sign so hard my finger breaks through the metal*

Speaking of Rapture, when are those Silicon Valley dweebs finally going to build their Galt's Gultch? Did that imploding submarine shake their belief in the innate genius of the billionaire class?

What if Mr Trump decides not to rapture because he's trying to stay behind and save America? 😢 I think a True Patriot needs to help him reach paradise tomorrow, its the only way he can return to the Lord 🙏

Hope Jesus comes back because he would fucking spark out the Evangelical crowd.

What's Mitch Benn up to these days? How come he's not got his ukulele out and belted out some shitty tune about Starmer being a useless racist cunt?

Jokes on you MAHA. I was conditioned to raw dog illnesses without paracetamol and I'm autistic as fuck.

Ian Dunt storming the Winter Palace to deliver a strongly worded letter recommending Rory Stewert for the position of unity PM.

I wish my funeral was like this. People cheering and wooping during my eulogy.

Ah yes. Let some mouth-breathing Reform mayor decide the syllabus. Can't see any issues with that.

"BAH GOD THAT'S EPSTEIN'S MUSIC!"

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

I'm just excited to see how the press are going to convince everyone that Wes Streeting is competent, sesible, forensic and loved by all.

Worth considering that a significant number of that 24% just can't be arsed with another election.

Charlie Kirk's neck was always going to be superhuman. A normal neck just wouldnt't support that massive heed.

How tf did Arsenal get overran like that from City's half? It was good football and everything but it seemed way too easy.

There's so much to impact here from Hadley Freeman. But the superirority complex liberal hacks have is incredible. Their idealogy is falling apart and bringing everyone down with it and yet there's still this belief that liberals are too smart to be wrong.

This is just sad.

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Seeing a lot of buzz for the Aldi vegan steaks this week. Unfortunately, they are produced by Redefine Meat an Israeli company who provides food to the IDF. This has been confirmed by Aldi Customer Service

Lmao - now that's a boycott

Salute these boys. They just saved 250 members of Old Trafford staff from redundancy.

90 minutes is a long time for these guys to avoid saying a slur.

Yes boys chaos mode!

Waffling bollocks aside - deciding to shoot someone because they said something that pissed you off isn't wet, that's hardcore as fuck.