*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Tweety Bird where the FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SITTING you disgraceful FEATHERY CUNT.

Thank you for informing me that The Rest is Politics is trending in my country, Apple. Racism and transphobia are also trending here fwiw but I don't much like those either.

as somebody who’s literally been featured on HIGNFY, i officially endorse this message

Reminder that HIGNFY and everyone involved with it remain radioactive cunts.

Starmer's dedication to avoiding work and going on holiday is the only relatable thing about him imo

the way this dumbass keeps trying to insert himself into literally any international shit going to pretend he hasn't absolutely fucked it here is so embarrassing

We’re at the “defending appeasement” stage of cope now folks

Sure, there’s probably several reasons why the ceasefire is already falling apart- senile fraudster as president, Israelis being murderous Nazis. But you knew it was doomed as soon as Starmer decided to take an unearned victory lap in the slaver states for a free holiday

In my head-canon this is that iabourite account and making these is their Silent Hill

Gee, I have no idea, Stephen. You dull fash wanker.

He just whinged that Japan aren't buying enough US cars. Mate, this is the best-selling car in Japan and the best-selling car(?) in the US. Can you spot any differences, Donald?

Oh would you look at that. Almost a year to the date and we're back whinging about no one buying dogshit American cars. What a coincidence that this keeps happening at the end of financial years, huh?

Won't even get good films coming out of this. Just biopics about some pasty fuck with an Xbox controller looking really upset aboht the schoolkids he butchered.

Its funny how even after decades of fucking with other countries that rich Americans can't even begin to comprehend of the idea that different countries are different.

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Labour don't even stack up as the Salacious Crumb to America's Jabba. Maybe that weird 3 eyed guy that looks after the frog-dog.

Just you wait, Ol Donnie's about to get a letter from Chuck Schumer which will be worded strong enough to make his head spin. 💪🌊

Trying to get into the head of a warshagger. Spending billions on a mission to open a Strait that was already open and being pushed into a pretty embarrassing negotiated position for an apparent hegemon to be in - is that good? Is that Hawk-edging?

Question: Is the smart and sensible line still that Keir Starmer is still a worldly genius playing 3D chess for sucking up to this guy or are we ready to admit that this was possibly an error of judgement?

I feel like this is maybe not the combination of traits we want in the guy running the biggest AI company in the world

Selling the PS4 on Vinted and felt like the end of Old Yeller putting the old girl into factory settings.

Funny seeing the same people who claimed the *only* thing stopping them from voting left to stop Boris Johnson was nebulous antisemitism concerns, suddenly have an issue voting for the only jewish party leader.

Need to stop talking about centrists like they're simply misguided or skittish, it lets them off the hook. They know full well their ideology fucks people, they just don't care so long as money keeps coming their way.

Labour's latest astroturf is to call Green voters niave young Corbynites which is great because it amounts to naming 20 somethings after a guy they never voted for and calling grown arse millennials with kids and mortgages tiny little baby people who don't know better.

Why's Jesus so special? I sleep for two days all the time and no one calls me the Messiah 🤣 #relateable #ForYouPage #PleaseGodFollowMe

<post-credits> "Well, looks like the tarnished left us knee deep in the shit." The Loathesome Dungeater: "Oh yeah? Well good thing I got one hell of an appetite" <cut to black Linkin Park plays>

I'M NOT IN AN ELITE OUT OF TOUCH CLUB AND THAT SCUMMY PLEB WHO SAID SO ISN'T INVITED TO THE GARDEN PARTY

Fucking nauseating having some fucking middle-class fuck claim they have more life experience than me. I wish these cunts would just fucking accept what they are and what they want. Just say 'I want a comfy life and I'm not having you plebs fuck with it' it would actually be refreshing.

i am a small businessman, i'm a member of scottish labour, let me tell you about real world experience

"Green have all their so-called 'grassroots movement' with their so-called 'growing membership' and their so-called 'popular policies' but we see it for what it really is... Corbynism"

You know we can all see this, right

Jimmy Anderson getting 4/28 off 7 overs. 43 years of age.

Recreate the Mario Galaxy experience by having a really annoying guy ask 'hey do you recognise this thing?' Every 5 minutes.

My Mario movie would have been much better.

Only James Jimathy Bollock would suggest 'more centrist sensibleness' as a solution to BlueSky engagement. I speak to X users all the time who're like 'I would stop using the CSM website but everyone on BlueSky was just so rude to Otto English.'

These replies were on a picture of my PET CHICKENS

Centrists whinging about Leftists making BlueSky hostile for them because they secretly want the fash here so they can tut at them.

*watching the Fall of the House of Usher* "I strongly believe that everyone in this story has to d-... oh hey neat."

Rip Bram Stoker. You'd have loved JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Sorry David, is it only the "very online" of us that care about trans suicides? Sorry, you're right, my compassion should be with deeply corrupt people who use their power to hammer marginalised communities.

Won't any one think of the poor, suffering, Members of Parliament? 😟

Personally, I think that if you want to be a patronising prick trying to sound intelligent, at least spell things correctly

Remember why we observe this day.

Well it looks pretty flat to me 😡

Bolton managed to shithouse their way to a win with 10 men so all is right with the world. Don't look it up, all is right with the world.

Guys love saying the most tedious shit and underlining it with 'per chance' Just so everyone's sure they're dealing with a real smart boy.

Corbyn's leadership lasted under 5 years and its been a full 6 years since. Still mentioned a *19 times* in a FT article about an entirely different person and political party.

Apparently impressionist art heists are growing trend. Its as they say though, more Monet more problems