I will say one thing. It was heartwarming yesterday to see an outpouring of hatred for Helen Lewis.

Just circling back to this Adama, pal

brb off to get my heart broken again.

Antonelli lunging and causing problem for himself only to blame everyone else is worrying. Think he's got the Verstappen symbiote

The thing that fucks me off about FIFA and UEFA is that people, myself included, become almost religious about football. To the extent that they would not *can* not be bought. Where do they keep finding these soulless, money-hungry cunts to run it?

While an obvious deflection from the problems with neoliberalism I am honestly astonished to see the 'they're not faking it' take. Recession indicator if ever I've seen one.

Is there a polymarket on Trump overturning a result at the world cup? Because that feels like some easy money

Missed that just last week, Americans were eagerly sharing the “feminist” work of a disgusting transphobe who has helped the UK get to its current state of anti-trans hostility. This is part of the problem, too - normalising bigots and - consciously or not - minimising the impact of their harm.

As a follow-up to my last QT, as I know that a lot of journalists and writers follow me - if you’re noticing people blocking you lately, there’s a good chance it’s because of this block list. So either you’re a bigot who deserves it, or you gotta fix your following list. 🤷🏻

I'm going to keep banging this drum because the press are absolutely going to try this narrative: Keir Starmer is/was not a helpess passenger on Britian's road to the far-right. He has been its most active contributor.

Most insufferable football fans you now (me) clamouring for Curacao's kit

Also I'm off to the pub with Jimmy Hendrix

In Pokemon Gen 1, members of Team Rocket respond to your otherwise mute character as if he is asking them directly about the Silph Scope while in their underground Base. Suggesting that Red, an 11 year old, is shaking down the mob for information

Modric is 40 years old and just had his face broken and he still won't just retire

Can the press please stop pretending us up North are just going to jump up and down when presented with a northern candidate like he's a set of car keys and we're a set of toddlers.

Brits love the GC movement because its a form of fascism cloying and twee enough for them.

Funniest outcome is still on.

‼️ PARLIAMENT SQUARE, 11AM TOMORROW ‼️ ‼️ SATURDAY 22 MAY ‼️ ‼️ TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DEMO FOR TRANS LIBERATION. ‼️ BE THERE.

I mean. This is just fucking vile. Miss me with that 'Progressive Alliance' BS while Labour MPs gloating about their transphobic crusade and smarm away at their victims.

Ivan Toney had to be selected really, he's had an unforgettable season. If only because you need to know about something in order to forget about it.

The press like to pretend Ben-Gvir is some kind of aberration and not the norm. He posted that video in the knowledge that large swathes of his country would fucking love it.

I like that UEFA arent forcing teams to play Andorra and San Marino anymore but A) I fucking hate the Champions League style format B) everyone in CONCACAF plays a San Marino every week and still get to qualify for the world cup

Interesting how few '24 Green voters have defected innit? Thought there was a major defection from the old Greens that Ball and Walker thought we should be really invested in?

"Progressive Alliance" update for anyone saying the Greens should stand aside for Burnham.

This is the exact man Starmer and McSweeney have had on a mood board for the last 6 years.

Burnham Starmerising himself at an astonishing pace

That capitalists argument of 'tax and regulation hurts innovation' only makes sense if you refuse to think about it for more than a second.

Turning a big dial that says 'wealth tax' and looking to billionaires until they <water pistol emoji> themselves in the head.

'I am your current Prime Minister Keir Starmer and I know how difficult people are finding it to eat good, nutritious meals in today's economic climate. That's why I've partnered with today's sponsor - Feastables.'

Villa score 🙂 Royal celebrates 😠

Streeting announces new policy “banning trans women from the Skibidi Toilets” to appeal to Labour youth vote

If you steal from M&S you reduce their tax burden 👍

Great. Can we get a report on what foxes think about a safer henhouse next?

Wes Streeting is pitching himself as a representative of Young People, clearly in the hope that they don't know who he is.

Keir Starmer's spokesman being a man who looks a lot like Morgan McSweeney but with an extravagant mustache.

If Labour wanted the Greens to stand down in Makerfield, then Labour should have stood down in Gorton and Denton. They didn't. They did this instead. They were happy to risk a Reform victory there. www.thenational.scot/news/2589179...

"Hennimore, I need you to go spy on Ipswich Town's training ground. It is imperative you leave no trace or clue of your presence. Also, the chaps in catering want to settle an argument of which club chairman's cafe is the best and need you to taste test. I trust even you can't mess this up."

Journalists with big brains and sensible opinions think we should look at Green Party in-fighting while their boy is out there praying a by-election candidate doesn't end his entire career.

On behalf of me and everybody at Superdrug FM, I'd just like to say congratulations to @arsenalfc.bsky.social for winning the Premier League. Well done.

eD BaLlS iS nOt a LaBoUr AsSet!!1!

Arsenal win the league on the bag of shithousing a set-pieces. Allardyce has at last defeated Wenger in the battle of ideologies

Me when Gregg's brought bake the fake steak bake

Now that the champions and champions league spaces have all been settled, we can join hands as equals and pray for Spurs' relegation

I owe David Icke an apology on the whole lizard people thing

IMing tech guys at work: Them: "The Vivivu isn't boinging the Quap. We're not seeing the dap on SMEG" Me: "oh... is that bad?" Them: "yeah, maybe you can try farang the MOIP from your end, here: 1000101 《《0034//01》》 ENABLE // 𓁼 𓄿 𓆄 𓆑 Me: "..." Them: "Is it wopping now?"

Okay now look at this approval for Streeting, Cooper and Mahmood and then compare that to the influence they have over the party machinery and tell me that the PLP isn't institutionally fucked.

Ngl I thought the Fin Twitter account just translated trending stories from Finland.

Don't know how Havertz gets away with that. Stupid challenge