Red Bull should just call the stewards and make it a Max Verstappen pole.

They now have their own section at CEX

My condolences to any historians doomed to be in the 'Politics and History' section in book shops. Its bullshit that a researched ecidenced and in-depth reading of history needs to share a shelf with Iain Dale.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

I know its a bunch of pixels. I know it has no feelings one way or another. But when that baby chocobo guides me to a bus stop you better believe that little fucker is getting a head pat.

Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

Found yer da's favourite channel

I wonder how much discussion was involved on the decision to make the end of scaricity instantanious but apply a time lag to human extinction.

Why am I busy on a friday afternoon? Does no one recognise the sanctity of the sciver's weekend anymore?

It's really funny to me that *Dorian Lynskey* is convinced the left will immediately be conned by Wes Streeting. Sir do not ask for whom the Wallet Inspector calls.

You's think a company that primarily operates in IT would have a functional IT Helpdesk... Alas.

LabourJulie97: 'Starmer simply had no choice but to be a war criminal. Haven't you considered Nigel Farage?!'

No coincidence that this has come to the fore amidst union busting attempts. But I'm reminded of how infamous Rockstar execs are for their 'boy's club' management. I hope I'm wrong but I think the staff's unionisation attempts go way beyond crunch culture.

It's the beard stroking for me. Convinced he's the biggest brained political boy

If the Labour Party was led by anybody else it would be 20 points ahead in the polls

Let everyone even vaguely progressive in your life that Labour can't beat Reform. This 15% will largely be made up of people that just don't want Reform and don't think there's an alternative.

Wild to me that Luke Akehurst keeps trying to frame himself as a constituency MP when he got parachuted here exactly because it would be too safe to lose and yet he still looks set to lose it.

Keir Starmer, Lisa Nandy, Kemi Badenoch, Barney Ronay, Nigel Farage, can you hear me Nigel? Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Aston Villa are being antisemitic 😔

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Lmao. Not RFK jnr firing him the 'vaxxed? 🤨' stare

You may scoff and mock and call names etc. But Rachel Reeves is good at chess which means she is smart. So there.

Liberals continuing with their 'Starmer is the only choice!' Line even while Labour slide behind Green in the polls. They're so bereft of ideas that they can't even update their excuses.

Wonder how the ever-dwindling cesspit of people that still support Starmer will defend this one.

Its great because he growing use if electric over petrol was one of the things that threatened to make Britain less shit

Hello! I’m Jimmy Testes, data journalist. I’m here to tell you that EVs are actually bourgeois and we shouldn’t subsidise their lifestyle so this is good actually 🤓 what do you mean you want to change that and make them more accessible to masses?! You can’t do that, the graph doesn’t let you

At this point I'm 50-50 as to wether Starmer's team are deliberately setting up the worst possible Budget so they can sack Reeves and pretend everything wrong with Labour was her fault.

Lmao. What can you say at this point? Love it.

I'm not a legal expert on any sense but it seems like there's a growing tendancy for solicitors to try to normalise Twitter lines and conspiracy theories in court. I don't know if they're doing this because its effective or (more likely) they've had their brains cooked by social media.

Famously americans never involve themselves with politics of foreign nations. This is their least favourite thing to do.

I'm not about to sound the death knell for the far-right, they are still a threat - but you do get the feeling they've lost momentum. As if the median voter has finally twigged that they don't offer anything *but* hatred.

lol

And theres nothing the club can do to have prevented this 😔

There are still people paid for their political expertise who look at Keir Starmer and say 'Get this man in front of a camera!'

The thickest man alive, sat hands tented over a chessboard covered with monopoly pieces and wotsits.

Lammy's getting the 'Where's yer fuckin' Poppy' treatment. I'm pro centrist chancer and take no pleasure in reporting this 😔

there are unfortunately no lessons to be learned from the universal childcare, free bus travel, subsidised groceries, pro trans, rent controls candidate winning by a mile apart from maybe having the first name zohran and doing a video

When leftist politics is popular and centrists start talking about 'vibes politics' and memes votes from the youth or some shit. When right-wing politics is popular they immediately surrender every principle they pretend to have and give the right whatever they want.

Tf is James O'Malley? Stop inventing new centrist balds, please.

for people in the uk, chevron = texaco

I want to fast-forward to the oart where ai have my excruciating ACL surgery and spend my time off work playing Persona 5 yet again.

"You're sat at home with your beloved dog lying beside you. Suddenly they then get up, and stretch their little paws accross the couch. But you're not saying anything. Why?"

I'm again asking this. Of all the nanny state things Labour force through fireworks never come up

Seeing British centrists celebrate what happened in the USA last night and pretending they wouldn't have all been cheering for Cuomo is pretty funny stuff.

these lovely little metropolises in america, they've been living their lives quietly, going to their bodegas and such like hobbits. then one day socialism shows up and starts freezing the rent. this has happened god knows how many times in america

Jonathan Ross