Your Jang Jinglers are fron Shein and your Boing Bounders are fake as fuck.

Still predicting this FYI.

Need this for Julia Donaldson too

Yer da just demanded you put the king's speech on (he, too, forgot all about it)

Merry Christmas. Especially to the haters and losers.

Project Flintoff enters its next phase.

"Did you like your presents this year, my true love?" "They're great, really. ... It's just..." "Too many birds?" "SO MANY BIRDS"

Your boys been for a vindaloo and decided to write off Christmas day. He has zero regrets.

Kind of shows you how many true believers of Farage there are out there (about 15%) because even if you are 1:1 just as racist as Farage you can surely still recognise he's a tedious bore from the worst corners of the shittest pubs.

Can only assume Malcom would be being really snide here, knowing that Starmer being himself would get him sacked quicker.

Not mentioning once that this guy was an elected representative for the Tories is an interesting editorial choice www.independent.ie/world-news/b...

romanian deadlift

I think a big sign that things are nearing a cliff-edge is the updates you get on LinkedIn and Glassdoor now. There's still a lot of asinine bragging and hustle culture noise but there's more and more 'Hey... is it just me or do thinks fucking suck right now?'

I just want to ask him how what he thinks he's achieving. Ask him to explain how he can lift as much as the big gym rats while not making any visable progress?

Don't know why everyone is scared of Dracula he clearly doesn't lift.

"Call me 'A' - The Invisible Man, I am but a ghost, a shadow. No one knows the dark paths I walk as night falls. Also, here's a bunch of extremely specific personal anecdotes that couldn't feasibly relate to any other living human."

Trump has been soft-balling an evil twin narrative for weeks now and his team are running out of better excuses.

But he'd just found the light of god, though 😔

*snaps fingers* "Task Manager, this application displeases me. Despose of him immediately."

I can absolute see Starmer remanded her in custody and centering himself in an international controversy on the 0.1% chance it would impress yer da.

Pre-christmas takeaways rival christmas dinner itself don't @ me.

the biggest lie the british press tell about trans ppl isn't actually about trans ppl. it's their claim that 'gender critical' is a grass roots movement. it's a ruling class bigotry sparked and spurred on by the american religious right. it's a media and political class bigotry.

A strength of Polanski's messaging versus, say, Corbyn's is that he reacts quickly to hit pieces. 9 times out of 10 its as easy as pointing out how the journo in question is bought and paid for by lobbying groups.

It's funny seeing how rapidly Starmer, Streeting, Reed and just about every other member of the Labour Right has aged. They got everything they wanted and its making them miserable.

I think the people who make a technology that makes nudes of children should be put in jail. this should not be in any way controversial

Ohhhh I wondered why BrewDog suddenly got into tree planting.

This shit right here is what lead the BBC to it's current self-destruction. 'Field tests and experts say it works. Passing wanker says it doesn't. Guess we'll never know 🤷'

ITS THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME PROBLEM IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, I KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE IT'S THAT SAME ONE AGAIN! SAME PROBLEM. SAME RICH CUNTS CAUSING SAID PROBLEM.

Like I know some of you have issues w/ Hasan but this is the most truthful thing that's ever been said.

Australian? Ohh you mean a Kangaroo Yank?

Btw, you can write to any of the detainees and they appreciate it. My son's partner is Maddy Norman, but there are other people as well

The most sickening type of liberal is the one that goes 'hah get a load of this loser' in response to any direct action. Oh 'Hunger striking to stop the arming of a genocide is weird' thanks for your input pal, hows the petition going?

Imagine being this much of a cunt.

Erika Kirk is going to be JD Vance's running mate then isn't she?

How are we measuring wealth btw? Because men in pit villages were given cottages ouright but paid shite day to day so it's kind of hard to compare them to a workign couple in office gigs with comparatively loads coming in but all of it heading back out again when the landlord comes to call?

Those Greek widows who wear black years after their husband's death must feel like right mugs seeing Erika Kirk walk out with confetti cannons and sequin dresses

The LLM AI model has made things more awkward to use and I'm tired of pretending its in any way more efficient.

@theliverpoolway.bsky.social Life comes at you fast. You've witnessed your husband being brutally murdered in America.. but a few months later you're given a free ticket to the darts at the Ally Pally.

No I don't want to 'chat' with co-pilot on Word. I don't want AI to review my work either. I want to beat the English language into submission until my chosen manor of speaking is part of the accepted lexicon like my father and his father before him. 'Demise' will mean what I fucking say it means.

I think Avatar is generally alright and fills the gap of that kind of big budget spectacle movie yer da (complimentary) likes.

If you're worried about the state of the world and your instinct is to blame people with less than you - you are a mug. Like, regardless of if it's real hate or 'just reasonable concerns' you are a total fucking mug.

The casino have enforced a 'no duel disks at the high rollers table' policy. They fear my success and virility.

No. Bari Weiss doesn't know who Barbra Streisand is. And if you keep asking she'll sue you

The safer the ruling-class feel, the more complacent they are in the selection of their acolytes. In turn their chosen representatives become too inept to properly defend their position and leave the ruling-class vulnerable. I call this 'The Bari Weiss Cycle'

This doesn't surprise me at all. Streeeting (like Starmer) never has to get hands dirty since the Labour Right just ratfuck to get their way. The idea of having to meet with people who are ideologically opposed to them isn't something they're interested in (or capable of) doing

Its weird to me that 'I can't think for myself' is a brag now.

To be fair, if I was Will Stancil I'd convince myself no one liked me because of contrived political reasons, too. Concluding I'm just an unlikeable nerd would be upsetting.

Gerwyn's knees wobbling here

Leny Yoro? More like Leny Your-an underwhelming defender amirite?

Cocacola's AI garbage on screen fuck off